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Author Topic: Interactive Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-19-2004 10:05 PM                        Rated G In Six Days http://www.bozzetto.com/Flash/Life.htm  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-21-2004 09:57 AM                        Rated R I think you will enjoy this http://www.punchbaby.com/great.htm  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-16-2004 10:03 AM                        Rated G Great Beer Commercial http://www.laserp.com/good_beer2.htm Link not working check back later.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-08-2004 08:59 PM                        Rated G Click here: - Zoom-flash 1. Click on the link 2. Insert your coin 3. Choose your beverage 4. Click on the cup after it fills 5. Click on the word APRI http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-31-2004 11:13 PM                        Rated G ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE: http://web.icq.com/friendship/swf/0,,16961_rs,00.swf  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-31-2004 11:48 PM                        Rated G Have Fun http://www.neen.org/demo/parade.swf  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-01-2005 08:42 AM                        Rated X http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-01-2005 08:43 AM                        Rated R http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/rake_bush4.html  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-13-2005 12:42 PM                        Rated G Faye in Kingston This is cute. on a bad weather day - let me know your new name!! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.Send it on to everyone you know, including the person that sent it to you.Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And,if we are honest,we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor. Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name,put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you,so they know you participated. And don't go all adult--a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey.The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON..use your new name as the subject.And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-20-2005 11:32 AM                        Rated G Diane in Reno http://www.thestatenislandboys.com/U_thrill_me/  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-20-2005 12:02 PM                        Rated G Check this out: Earthquake in Far East http://staff.aist.go.jp/kenji.satake/animation.gif  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-31-2005 05:15 PM                        For our Seniors............................ http://members.aol.com/ceclausen/page2/senior.html  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-31-2005 05:28 PM                        Rated G THE BIRTH OF A HUMMINGBIRD.... This is truly amazing. Be sure to click on NEXT PAGE at the bottom of each page; there are 5 pages in all. A lady found a hummingbird nest and got pictures all the way from the egg to leaving the nest. Took 24 days from birth to flight. Because you'll probably never in your lifetime see this again, enjoy.... http://community-2.webtv.net/hotmail.com/verle33/HummingBirdNest [ 02-06-2005, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-06-2005 11:13 AM                        Rated GF for Good Fun........... Think you can you fly a helicopter? Okay, go ahead and give it your best shot.Click on the helicopter,hold the left mouse key down to go up and release the key to go down. But take heed, don't start with this thing...it'll drive you nuts!!! Click on the site below: http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf [ 03-16-2005, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-17-2005 09:21 AM                        Rated G Brain Teaser http://www.ripleys.com/games/iq.html Have Fun  |  IP: Logged

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