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Author Topic: Projectionist and Film Humor Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 08-30-2000 08:50 AM                     How do you deal with a leader that says both  |  IP: Logged Rory Burke Expert Film Handler Posts: 181 From: Burbank, CA, USA Registered: Jun 2000 posted 08-30-2000 02:02 PM                     If it said both...you wouldn't know if you were comming or going!! Rory  |  IP: Logged Dick Vaughan Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1032 From: Bradford, West Yorkshire, UK Registered: Jul 2000 posted 09-01-2000 03:39 AM                        When our marketing lady used to bring visitors into the Imax booth she used to introduce me in the following way "This is Dick,Head of Projection. He has the biggest projection in Britain and it goes in sideways"  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-01-2000 09:08 AM                     Greetings Dick from across the pond from engine room #1  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 09-01-2000 06:14 PM                       Aw, c'mon guys!!! The most obvious one: PROJECTIONISTS DO IT IN THE DARK! ------------------ Better Projection Pays!  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 09-02-2000 01:11 AM                     Speak for yourself.  |  IP: Logged Sean McKinnon Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1712 From: Peabody Massachusetts Registered: Sep 2000 posted 09-17-2000 01:44 PM                        A Projectionist can go from FLAT to SCOPE in 3.5 Seconds.  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-17-2000 02:02 PM                     Imax projectionists have the worlds largest....  |  IP: Logged Martin Frandsen Master Film Handler Posts: 270 From: Denmark, Europe Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-22-2000 11:02 AM                     The projectionist tells the usher to go out and buy some TECHNICOLOR because the projector is running dry and the colors are starting to fade!!  |  IP: Logged Matthew Bailey Master Film Handler Posts: 461 From: Port Arthur,TX Registered: Sep 2000 posted 09-26-2000 04:20 PM                     How does a female choose the best projectionist? If he unzips his pants and pulls out his Super Simplex.  |  IP: Logged Aaron Sisemore Flaming Ribs beat Reeses Peanut Butter Cups any day! Posts: 3061 From: Rockwall TX USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 09-26-2000 04:36 PM                     ...Until another guy decides to whip out his 'XL'  |  IP: Logged Carl King Expert Film Handler Posts: 199 From: Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada Registered: Mar 2000 posted 11-04-2000 06:52 AM                     Good stuff, gang. These things could become classics. They could be around for a Century or more.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-04-2000 09:50 PM                     Just a little splice of life!  |  IP: Logged Rick Fowler Film Handler Posts: 17 From: Richmond, VA, USA Registered: Sep 2000 posted 11-06-2000 07:09 AM                     some projectionists do it 40 times a night. projectionists like double features. projectionists are good with thier hands. why couldn't the film run? it was caught in the film trap. why did the projectionist go to emerald city? to ask the wizard for a brain. ------------------ Regal Booth Certifier  |  IP: Logged Gracia L. Babbidge Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 709 From: Bowdoin, Maine Registered: Aug 2000 posted 11-10-2000 05:12 PM                        I happened to have my digital camera with me the other day at work... While walking down the hallway to the booth, past the stockroom, then the office of the director of operations, and finally the 'junk' storage room... I stopped in my tracks, then took a few steps back, with my camera ready, I reached in, and clicked on the light... Here's what I saw... ~GLB ------------------ In some cultures, what I do is considered normal.  |  IP: Logged

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