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Evans A Criswell
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1579
From: Huntsville, AL, USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 11-10-2000 07:01 PM

What do you call a Regal theatre in Huntsville, AL?

A chop shop.

What highly successful movie was shown in Huntsville Regal theatres starting in December 1997?

ITANI

Why do overweight people love to go to Regal theatres in Huntsville?

It's the quickest way to lose 23 percent off their sides.

What did the Cobb theatre designer who build the Huntsville Regal theatres get on his S.A.T.?

Drool.

Sorry, those were just too easy.

Huntsville/Decatur Movie Theatre Info
(Projection Quality Ratings, Showtimes, Historical Info) http://home.hiwaay.net/~criswell/theatre/

So, Gracia, what exactly are those people doing in that picture?

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Gracia L. Babbidge
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 709
From: Bowdoin, Maine
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 11-11-2000 04:19 AM

Evans...
I thought the picture spoke for itself, surely I don't have to explain it to you...

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Last night at work, I didn't have my digital camera, or I could have a *cute* picture to post...
The two from my previous picture were spotted in that same storage room, just cuddling...

~GLB

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In some cultures, what I do is considered normal.

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Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi

Posts: 215

Registered: Apr 2004

posted 12-29-2011 10:13 PM

It has been 4065 days since the last post.

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Tom Petrov
Five Guys Lover

Posts: 1121
From: El Paso, TX
Registered: Jan 2003

posted 12-29-2011 10:13 PM

quote:
What is a projectionist's favorite mouthwash?
Scope.

If you send a valentine to a female projectionist, what do you send to one you don't?
A Ballantyne.

What did the projectionist get when he made love to Christie?
Perforations on his private part.

Why did the projector love the platters?
Because they were Strong.

What did one projector such a successful athlete?
It had a longer throw.

What did the projector do when it was laid on its back?
Throw up.

Why do some projectionists not believe in using platters?
They're not reel.

Why was the movie seem so one-dimensional?
It was flat.

What is the first thing to do before getting into too serious a relationship with a projector?
Check her aperture plate and make sure it hasn't been filed out too much.

What did the long-haired projectionist get when his hair got caught in the platter's payout mechanism?
A brain-wrap.

What did the film say when the payout platter stopped?
Don't worry! I've got it all wrapped up.

Why did the shutter timing problem be found by the technician?
It was an intermittent problem.

What do projectionists play pool with?
Changeover cues.

Contribute! This may be the first such compilation ever of these kinds of jokes. If I can think up this many horrible jokes in a 15 minute period, I'm sure y'all can do much better.

quote:
Projectionists do it intermitently
Projectionists always leave the girls reeling

After three beers....I really hope your girlfriends, boyfriends, cats, cows, dogs, or whatever the hell you go out with have not read this thread.

LMAO [fu]

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