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Joe Redifer
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Yes, everyone should download UBB Writer. You just type in your text, and you can even add bold, italics, etc just as you would in any text editor. There are also graphical smilies so that you are guaranteed to get the smily you want without having to go look it up in the smilies legend. Then you just copy and paste the text into the real UBB and post!

EVERYONE download this now. It works great!


Jerry Chase
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 - posted 03-22-2001 05:23 PM      Profile for Jerry Chase   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
"Yes, everyone should download UBB Writer. You just type in your text, and you can even add bold, italics, etc just as you would in any text editor. There are also graphical smilies so that you are gauranteed "

Ummmm... guaranteed?


Joe Redifer
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Hey! I don't use it! I'm too lazy!


Jerry Chase
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 - posted 03-22-2001 05:38 PM      Profile for Jerry Chase   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I always suspected Mac users spoke a different language.

guar·an·tee (grn-t)
n. Something that assures a particular outcome or condition: Lack of interest is a guarantee of failure.

We Windows users put the "u" before the "a."
Leave it to the Steve Jobs to create a new and improved version of the word.



Paul G. Thompson
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 - posted 03-22-2001 06:08 PM      Profile for Paul G. Thompson   Email Paul G. Thompson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
.thgir kool ti evah tsael ta ot semit noillim a tide ot evah I ,semitemoS .boB dna lyrraD sa emas eht od yllausu I .kechc lleps a esu elpoep emos emit tuoba si ti kniht I

Oops! another case of keyboard dyslexia.


Joe Redifer
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 - posted 03-22-2001 06:37 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Paul, how long did it take you to type that? I assume you have a program to flip everything around?


Paul G. Thompson
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Joe, just a jug of wine to make me silly and LOTS of concentration does the trick...

Jerry Chase
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Paul. that is oot, not ot.
The o slipped to the od.


Evans A Criswell
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 - posted 03-22-2001 09:43 PM      Profile for Evans A Criswell   Author's Homepage   Email Evans A Criswell   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
The previous post I made with all of the intentional spelling and grammatical errors was meant to be humorous. (A paragraph sharply criticizing such mistakes while each sentence contains at least one such error). It was inspired by a WWW site I saw years ago that tallied occurrences of misspelled words on the WWW or USENET (I forget which) and had them sorted by frequency. It was also inspired by lists of "English rules" where the rule is broken in the statement of the rule, such as:

Try not to ever split infinitives.

Not capitalizing proper adjectives is like not saluting the american flag.

Don't use contractions.

Do not abbr.

Ixnay on colloquial stuff.

Proofread to be sure you didn't any words out.

And so on.....

I highly recommend the books by Richard Lederer in which he takes very fun looks at the English language and provides many funny mistakes that people have made.

Language is a fascinating subject.

Evans A Criswell

This sentence no verb.

This sentence totally fails in its attempt to convey the point that it does not try to make.

This sentence has contains two verbs.

No hay huesos en helado.



John Pytlak
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 - posted 03-22-2001 09:59 PM      Profile for John Pytlak   Author's Homepage   Email John Pytlak   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
"Elements of Style" by Strunk and White is highly recommended for writers:

"Elements of Style" at Amazon.com

Or eight years in a Catholic grammar school, taught by "old fashioned" nuns in habits that rapped your knuckles with a ruler when you made a mistake.
"Growing Up Catholic" at Amazon.com
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767905970.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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Randy Stankey
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 - posted 03-22-2001 10:53 PM      Profile for Randy Stankey   Email Randy Stankey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
As far as I'm concerned, a COUPLE of errors here and there are acceptible. BUT not when the grammar and spelling mistakes obscure the message.

If you question yourself I think it's okay to use "(sp?)" if you aren't quite sure how to spell something. (This assumes that you have TRIED to figure out how to spell it.)

If you're quoting somebody or using an intentional misspelling or bad grammar then use "[Sic.]" (Latin abbreviation meaning that you copied word-for-word)

Essentially, TRY to get things right! It's usually appearent to me when people do or don't put forth the effort. Those who try get some slack from me. Those who don't get pitied.

Paul G. Thompson
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 - posted 03-23-2001 12:46 AM      Profile for Paul G. Thompson   Email Paul G. Thompson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Jerry, I corrected my error.

Back to the subject of spelling errors:

I was thumbing through some maintenance logs at one of our theaters. The logs were written by the projectionists, who are 18 and 19 year old high school graduates. I did notice the spelling of some of their words. It is amazing. Get a load of this:

Allin Wrinchs
Desktop Suplies
Windos
Cleening
Sockit Tools
Leeks Oil
Statick
Manul
Flikered
Exzust
Bottum
Colecting
Cought
Plater
Problum
Plyers
Tikit
Wees Gonna....

Neat, Huh? Our future leaders? This is going to be interesting...........

Here is one about counting money. Check this out:

Some time ago, I went to a store and purchased two computer sound cards. The total bill was $75.44. I presented a one-hundred dollar bill and two quarters. I was expecting $25.06 in change, and the lady at the cash register was not able to figure it out. To help her figure it out, I asked her to give me the two quarters back, which she did.

Then, I gave her one quarter and told her I wanted 1 dime, 2 nickels and 5 pennies.
When she gave me that change, I said, "Now I gave you a hundred dollar bill, right"? She replied, "Yes". I then said, "OK - here is a quarter, a dime, a nickel, and 4 pennies. How much money are you going to give me back in change? She blushed, and gave me $25.00 back.

I would guess her age is about 24 to 26 years old.

How in the hell did she qualify for the job as cashier?

Jeech!!!!!



Joe Redifer
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There are no kwalifikayshuns to be a cashier. Just wander downstairs every now and then and look at the people working behind the stand or in the box orifice.

Paul G. Thompson
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 - posted 03-23-2001 01:17 AM      Profile for Paul G. Thompson   Email Paul G. Thompson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Joe, "Bulls Eye"!!!


Tim Reed
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 - posted 03-23-2001 01:57 AM      Profile for Tim Reed   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
This is one of my pet peeves, boys and girls! Spelling and grammar are most important, regardless (note I didn't say "irregardless", which isn't a word) of the current belief that anything goes as long as you are trying, and as long as a person understands what you mean.

Just like the commercial says, people DO judge you by the words you use (and, I submit, also by the words you write and how you write them). It's more important than you might imagine. My wife gets aggravated with me sometimes because of how long it takes me to write. I mull over every word, sentence, and paragraph, to make sure the ideas flow smoothly.

As many books on the subject relate, editing IS writing. Some of my favorites are: "Write Tight", by William Brohaugh; "On Writing Well", by William Zinsser; and John's already mentioned Strunk and White's classic guide.

One of my favorite columns is "The Writer's Art" by James J. Kilpatrick. He really keeps you on your toes! You can keep up with him at:
http://www.uexpress.com/coveringthecourts/viewjk.cfm?Archive=yes

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Better Projection Pays!



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