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Jerry Chase
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Posts: 1068
From: Margate, FL, USA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 10-01-2001 12:17 PM
If it weren't so politically incorrect, I'd love to see variations on the Star Trek theme. How about ideas for an Amish Enterprise? Instead of communicators, there would be a big bell. The phasers would be hand cranked. The ship would be powered by horses in space suits. Hmmm. This is beginning to sound more and more like Battlestar Gallactica. A Redneck Enterprise? The Enterprise would look like a giant pickup truck towing a doublewide. Shotguns would be allowed onboard for hunting tribbles. Kirk repeatedly would show the "Pull my finger" trick to unsuspecting aliens. The mission statement would be "To boldly git and find new wrestlers for the WWF." Blood wine would be replaced with Billy Beer laced with moonshine. Q's part would be replaced by Buford T. Pusser. The outside of the Enterprise would be primer grey. The bridge of the Enterprise would be John Deere green. The PA system on the Enterprise would have been made up from Eprad drive-in speakers. The theme song would be "Dueling Banjos" followed by a Hank Williams medley. The different warp speeds would be engaged from the bridge by using an advanced version of "The Clapper."
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Ken Lackner
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From: Atlanta, GA, USA
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 10-01-2001 07:53 PM
Joe, you're entitled to your opinion. I'm just stating mine. I do think Enterprise A was aweseome, but the original kinda sucked. I suppose that's just because of the way TV was back in the 60's, with limited budgets and technology. Personally, I really like the smooth luxury look of Enterprise D.As far as the Klingons, I would agree with Michael, if it weren't for the DS9 episode Trials and Tribbleations. If you saw it, you probably know what I'm talking about. For those of you who haven't, here it is, breifly. The crew of the Defiant went back in time to Kirk's time. It happened to be the day Trouble With Tribbles took place. Until they could figure out how to get back to the 24th century, the dressed like the crew of the original Enterprise, and blended. When they saw the Klingons, one of the crew asked Worf why they looked so different. His reply was something to the effect of it's a long story and we don't discuss it with outsiders. That implies that the Klingons did, in fact, actually look different in TOS than in the movies TNG. That really pissed me off, because until that episode I did just dismiss it as lack of budget for makeup.
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