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Author Topic: STIRRING THE POT Daryl C. W. O'Shea Film God Posts: 3977 From: Midland Ontario Canada (where Panavision & IMAX lenses come from) Registered: Jun 2002 posted 03-10-2003 03:10 AM                        Lets see, in the past twenty-four hours I've eaten: 3 bowls of Corn Flakes 2 slices of peperoni and bacon pizza with extra sauce 2 grilled chicken with cheese and bacon (mmm... more bacon) 2 cups of macoroni (snack... got hungry again) 2 90g packs of strawberry twizzlers 1/2 of my angel food b-day cake (doesn't look like it's gonna last all day) 1 can of whip cream (b-day present) and I'm on my second large bag of plain potato chips Now I see why I'm having the memory problems -- none of that Ginseng crap.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-10-2003 05:48 AM                        Don't ask me...........everytime Phil mentions those disgusting things from the ocean I That's better.  |  IP: Logged Christian Appelt Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 505 From: Frankfurt, Germany Registered: Dec 2001 posted 03-10-2003 05:59 PM                     Lional & Michael - do you really think he resembles Greg?  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 03-10-2003 06:20 PM                        No, these are actually pictures of Steve Guttag without his toupet.  |  IP: Logged Lionel Fouillen Expert Film Handler Posts: 230 From: Belgium Registered: Nov 2002 posted 03-11-2003 11:29 AM                     Christian, I didn't mean he looked like Greg, although there is a similar attitude on his face on the second picture you posted. But Louis de Funès (one of my favorite actors -- too bad he died 20 years ago) often played a very specific type of character in his films, and imagining Greg acting the same way when speaking against the French was just too funny  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 03-11-2003 01:56 PM                        I am finally back in Berlin (the post above I made on an internet box at London Heathrow). It made me a little nervous to go through customs with Phil`s head in a Kinoton bag (which Richard Fowler gave me at ShoWest, though I think he intended it for me to carry catalogues rather than severed body parts). But I told the customs officers it was Californian Cabbage which was also not so far from the truth. Anyway, I wasn`t really aware that he would be able to respawn. I suspected it though, that`s why I wanted to dissolve the remains and wash them away. But the sink was blocked. Not surprising for the quality of American plumbing. I suppose he decided to respawn in Brad Pitt`s likeness since I had the head and we had spotted Brad on a parking lot in Hollywood shortly before. BTW that was my only celebrity sighting apart from Bob Maar. Ah, and Greg - I am sorry to disappoint you, but the French cigarette I gave you at the trade show was heavily radioactive. That means that Mueller is finally going to be really atomic, in a way. Sorry.  |  IP: Logged Richard Fowler Film God Posts: 2392 From: Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA Registered: Jun 2001 posted 03-11-2003 03:50 PM                     At least those Kinoton bags do not leak...or maybe they thought your "cabbage" looked exactly like Benny Hill so they figured it was a gag Richard Fowler Kinoton America Inc.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-12-2003 01:08 AM                  OK Mike, just for clearification! I AM Brad's evil twin! I have done many more films than him...IF you include the pornos! I make a lot more money than him, and plus I am better looking and smarter than him. I had to choose him for my new face since you took my old one with you. And then my ex-friend Brad Miller, posted that POS "Benny Hill" pic of me! I gave Greg a lead-lined cigarette case well in advance of you meeting him. He passed that cig on to Kat who could not resist the temptation to "have-just-one-more-smoke"! I hope she didn't smoke it as she makes one hell of a R&C!!!!! I would miss her! (BUT, only as a bartender!) Although Greg, may be "Atomic", he does not glow in the dark!!! Oh, and BTW...MY "California cabbage head", like ALL my food I consume, INCLUDING red and white meat...AND seafood (BOB!) is "Organic"! While it's not still "alive" per say, it IS fresh... Ummm sorta like me!!!!! That seems to be a fault with some of those Californians! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-12-2003 04:04 PM                        So what does "stirring the pot" mean? This is not the only thread that is making me wonder....What Next will be brought up by Dead Phil or his murderer Michael Schaeffer. CC: Los Angles Police CC: Berlin Police CC: President George Bush CC: Pope John Paul CC: Queen Elizabeth II PCC:Brad Miller & Associates  |  IP: Logged Daryl C. W. O'Shea Film God Posts: 3977 From: Midland Ontario Canada (where Panavision & IMAX lenses come from) Registered: Jun 2002 posted 03-12-2003 04:14 PM                        CC: JR Engineering Services  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 03-12-2003 05:11 PM                        I already came into contact with the LAPD twice: First they gave me a parking ticket for 40 dollars when I had left my car in a supermarket parking lot while visiting Phil and then I also drove right into the middle of a street blockade they had put up while raiding a nearby night club. Driving in the US can be confusing at best: While in San Diego, I wanted to go to Point Loma, the view point above the harbour. I followed the signs but must have missed one and ended up driving directly into the submarine base.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-13-2003 12:26 PM                        Michael, If you come to New York, the minimum ticket for parking is $110.00. Then of course many times they tow it to the pier. Then you have a ticket for $150.00 a surcharge for the state of $35.00 and a towing charge of $180.00 and we will welcome you to the city by taking you to Daniel's Restaurant for a $55.00 Hamburger. So, just think for a mere $420.00 Feel free to park and eat. Maybe Phil will pay your bill. He told me he wants to adopt you. P.S. I am wearing Gregg's Atomics "T" shirt as I write this note.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 03-13-2003 01:27 PM                        So I should be happy that I got this wonderful souvenir for just $40! I was so excited about it that I had to take a picture right away!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-13-2003 04:23 PM                  Michael, I feel terrible that you got a parking ticket. (Yea,right...hahaha) Send it to me and I'll get it "fixed"...I personally know the chief of LAPD and he owes me some favors. (Actually I'll hang on to it so when he gets back here, there will be a warrent for his arrest) I'm sure you will be more careful next time you follow the advice of some one who says they know where to park in Hollywood. (And with Mike's past prison record, the warrent will be quicky acted upon) Sincerely, your friend, >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-13-2003 04:38 PM                        Michael.....Do It...send Phil your ticket.....after all the Head Man in L.A. was fired from being the Head Man in New York about seven years ago.......Brad will shoot a movie of your being arrested as you try to enter the country. I will get Alex Cahill to defend you in L.A. She is Cordell's wife and since the show has been cancelled no problem going to L.A. Just remember when you get to L.A. just keep saying..."If the shoe don't fit...you got to acquit." Call Phil's Bluff..................... I will send "Martini's" to San Quentin..alais the "Rock."  |  IP: Logged

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