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Author Topic: STIRRING THE POT Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-13-2003 05:15 PM                  Oh, daddy Bob, since you have adopted me, I will pass ALL my bills on to you. For my allowance, I'll need about $10,000.00 a month to make ends meet..... Then I'll need about another $2,000.00 for clubbing. Oh, and please include another $40.00 this month for an "extra" expense. All of those amounts are of course tax-free as now I am your dependent for tax purposes. BTW, it's "If the foe don't shit, you must acquit." Your new son, >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-13-2003 06:08 PM                        Phil, Phil, Phil Please go back and read who adopted who. You Phil, have adopted the one an only Michael Schaffer. Yes, Phil....ya be the father of Michael and as such you are responsible for his custody and care (as well as all traffic fines) I know this comes as a shock but he is your baby boy. Congratulations! All film-tech members salute you. As for me, I will drink to that. P.S. He is now Michael Schaffer Hill.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-13-2003 06:38 PM                  Bob, Bob, Bob...dad, I know that. Since you have adopted me, Mike now calls you "Grandpa Maartini." Please make sure you include both me and him in your will. And BTW, I'll need an extra $22.50 a month for his upkeep. >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-13-2003 07:12 PM                        Philip - Start Behaving. It's time for you to send me all your papers and bankbooks. I have had you declared incompetent to control your own affairs. [Made evident by you posts} You will turn your automobile over to my custody and control. Forth With. It's time for you to return to the joke forum and make a post..you ...Pluck, pluck, pluck....no delay go do it now. Triple Double Dare...or I will tell Daryl.  |  IP: Logged Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-13-2003 07:18 PM                     Just to throw in a wild one to stir up the pot some more...  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 03-13-2003 07:21 PM                        Paul, please, this is a forum for mature adults!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-13-2003 07:22 PM                        Paul, If He/She lets loose the war is over.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-13-2003 07:28 PM                  Paul, I see he/she finally got rid of that pimple that was prominent in NYC.... Bob, my bankbooks and cars.... Gosh! You sound more like my ex-wife than my dad. >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-13-2003 07:31 PM                        Phil, That was my apartment in NYC. The pimple has moved to LA. Check the picture once more. Phil, Go to your room and be quiet.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-13-2003 07:49 PM                  Bob, I would check it out again, but I don't get up at the crack of dawn....I like to sleep in. There may have been a move to L.A., but the carbuncle still remains in NYC. >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 03-13-2003 08:20 PM                        So that is why 82% of Americans couldn`t find Iraq on a map...because it is so cleverly hidden!  |  IP: Logged Greg Mueller Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1687 From: Port Gamble, WA Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-13-2003 09:38 PM                        Actually.... When Powell was asked by and smart ass Iraq reporter "Is it true only 13% of american's Youth can find Iraq on a map?" Powell responded "Yes, unfortuanetly for you they are all US Marines"  |  IP: Logged Manny Knowles "What are these things and WHY are they BLUE???" Posts: 4247 From: Bloomington, IN, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 03-30-2003 03:01 PM                     Here's my vote for Michael Schaffer..... Thanks to Adam Martin for making the artwork!  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-30-2003 03:10 PM                     Not very good artwork, but you're welcome.  |  IP: Logged Gracia L. Babbidge Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 709 From: Bowdoin, Maine Registered: Aug 2000 posted 04-01-2003 10:03 AM                        That picture is too damn funny. In fact, it is so funny that when I was skimming over the thread & my roommate was sitting nearby talking to me - she stopped mid-sentence and cracked up laughing!  |  IP: Logged

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