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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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 - posted 07-17-2003 03:44 AM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
That looks painful. And hilarious. Gotta laugh. I do believe that anyone who would use one of these has definite self-image issues.

Why not just buy an expensive sports car to compensate instead?

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Brad Miller
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 - posted 07-17-2003 04:39 AM      Profile for Brad Miller   Author's Homepage   Email Brad Miller       Edit/Delete Post 
At least the stretcher comes in a nice package. [Razz]

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Bruce McGee
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Asheville, NC USA... Nowhere in Particular.
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 - posted 07-17-2003 06:58 AM      Profile for Bruce McGee   Email Bruce McGee   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Nice hooks, too. Good for those industrial-size jobs.

Can we use polyester film and get this topic back toward film, somehow? I think that a length of 35 down your pants might create a bit of static. Somehow, a little shock now and then might make a difference.

Another use for FilmGuard. Reduces static cling. [Roll Eyes] [sleep]

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John Pytlak
Film God

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 - posted 07-17-2003 08:49 AM      Profile for John Pytlak   Author's Homepage   Email John Pytlak   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Can we use polyester film and get this topic back toward film, somehow? I think that a length of 35 down your pants might create a bit of static. Somehow, a little shock now and then might make a difference.

Won't work with Kodak VISION Color Print film, since it has a conductive layer on the backside to dissipate any static charging. It does have very high tensile strength though.

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Andrew Duggan
Expert Film Handler

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 - posted 07-17-2003 10:23 AM      Profile for Andrew Duggan   Author's Homepage   Email Andrew Duggan   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Wow, Kodak saves my love life AGAIN! Is there no end to what these magicians can do!? [Big Grin]

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Paul G. Thompson
The Weenie Man

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 - posted 07-17-2003 01:08 PM      Profile for Paul G. Thompson   Email Paul G. Thompson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Hmmm. A come-along! I can use one of those devices to drag heavy projection equipment out of my storage shed. Beats tying a rope to a trailer hitch of my truck and dragging it out.

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Rachel Craven
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 - posted 07-17-2003 04:00 PM      Profile for Rachel Craven   Email Rachel Craven   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I can't believe this topic came back up ....

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Per Hauberg
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 - posted 07-17-2003 05:44 PM      Profile for Per Hauberg   Author's Homepage   Email Per Hauberg   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Maybe it is time to launch some kind of rating-system on FT...?

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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From: Hollywood, CA USA
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 - posted 07-17-2003 05:59 PM      Profile for Phil Hill   Email Phil Hill       Edit/Delete Post 
Oh OH! I sense some Control Freaks & "GOVERNMENT" types wanting to control all of US and what we can say ...again!

>>> Phil

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Rachel Craven
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 - posted 07-17-2003 08:55 PM      Profile for Rachel Craven   Email Rachel Craven   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
How did I know Phil would jump at the opportunity to respond to that... [Razz]

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Adam Martin
I'm not even gonna point out the irony.

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 - posted 07-18-2003 12:30 AM      Profile for Adam Martin   Author's Homepage   Email Adam Martin       Edit/Delete Post 
John said "backside".

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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 - posted 07-18-2003 02:04 AM      Profile for Phil Hill   Email Phil Hill       Edit/Delete Post 
Adam... He said "layer on the backside" Hehe hehehe hehhe ehhehe [evil]

>>> Phil

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Brad Miller
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 - posted 07-18-2003 02:49 AM      Profile for Brad Miller   Author's Homepage   Email Brad Miller       Edit/Delete Post 
This mp3 file seems awful appropriate right about now. [Big Grin]

(1.36MB)

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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 - posted 07-18-2003 03:32 AM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Almost funny. Not quite though. Repetitive more than anything. Download should come with a warning: Second rate comedy club clip.... download with caution! [Smile]

Phil will probably like it since he is also second rate. [Big Grin]

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Brad Miller
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 - posted 07-18-2003 03:33 AM      Profile for Brad Miller   Author's Homepage   Email Brad Miller       Edit/Delete Post 
Me thinks the man with the finger doesn't appreciate the humor of Phil, Adam and Rachel. [Razz]

Heh, you said "download".

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