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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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From: Denver, Colorado
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 - posted 07-18-2003 03:35 AM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
No, not really. I made it out of pre-school. Puns and the like are the devil.

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Per Hauberg
Jedi Master Film Handler

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 - posted 07-18-2003 04:44 AM      Profile for Per Hauberg   Author's Homepage   Email Per Hauberg   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Does them Phil Suits come with an attachment kit for the vacuum sucker devise ? Would Phil have to buy such a devise, or could he manage with an ordinary vacuum cleaner ?

Will Joe Redifer make an instruction video on this to assure, Phil is not getting harmed ?

Could the "devise" do harm to very small sausages (forgot the right word for those, sorry - something with a "W"..

Will not the lady FT members envy the gents, if the "devise" is going to be next years FT present instead of T-shirts ?

These, and many other questions may be answered in the next episode - so stay tuned !

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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From: Hollywood, CA USA
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 - posted 07-18-2003 07:06 PM      Profile for Phil Hill   Email Phil Hill       Edit/Delete Post 
Well Brad, I was going to post how I thought your MP3 was a BIG POS, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings...so I let it slide.

Then I noticed Joe said all I was going to say.

After I read his post, and signed off he added:

"Phil will probably like it since he is also second rate"

I didn't see that until today.

Brad, lighten up on Joe... as he sez, he only made it out of pre-school. He has yet to attend an institution of higher learning.... [Razz] [evil] [Big Grin]

>>> Phil

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Brad Miller
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From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall)
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 - posted 07-18-2003 07:23 PM      Profile for Brad Miller   Author's Homepage   Email Brad Miller       Edit/Delete Post 
Sorry you didn't appreciate the humor there Phil. Here is something more up your alley. It's a stage reproduction of an old visit of yours to the family that reveals where you got your sense of humor. By the way, when did you stop going by Quennel Hill and use your middle name Phil? [Razz]

(1.99MB)

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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 - posted 07-18-2003 07:39 PM      Profile for Phil Hill   Email Phil Hill       Edit/Delete Post 
Whew! What a waste of bandwidth and HD storage!

Another LAME POS! You have way too much free time!

>>> Phil

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Brad Miller
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 - posted 07-18-2003 07:46 PM      Profile for Brad Miller   Author's Homepage   Email Brad Miller       Edit/Delete Post 
and yet you jumped right on the download. [Big Grin] I'm actually surprised you didn't find that funny being you love "insulting humor" so much.

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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 - posted 07-18-2003 08:42 PM      Profile for Phil Hill   Email Phil Hill       Edit/Delete Post 
You think I would not listen to it since you baited me? HA! What planet are you on?

BTW: I'm not into "insulting humor"... I just tell it like it is!

>>> Phil

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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 - posted 07-18-2003 09:12 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
With Phil's every post, he attempts to "stir the pot". It's all he has left in life. [Smile]

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Manny Knowles
"What are these things and WHY are they BLUE???"

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 - posted 07-18-2003 09:34 PM      Profile for Manny Knowles   Email Manny Knowles   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Brad -- Don't mind Joe and Phil. That first file is hilarious.

I'd like to get this thread back on track and I think we should start at the beginning. I'm hoping for some open and frank dialogue vis a vis the perceived need for a larger male member...

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