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Topic: Any musicians on Film-Tech?
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Bruce McGee
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1776
From: Asheville, NC USA... Nowhere in Particular.
Registered: Aug 1999
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posted 07-17-2003 07:06 PM
When I was a kid, thousands of years ago, my folks offered me the chance to learn piano. I wish today that they had pressed the issue a little harder. I didn't learn to play, but I can make basic cords with both hands, and have perfect pitch. Dont have room for a piano in this film equipment-jammed house, but do have a nice old Hammond M-100 that I like to play along with things I hear on TV, radio, or records (remember them?)
If nothing else, can I offer my abilities to engineer the recording sessions when the Brad Miller, and his Platter Scratchers group gets going? I can supply an Ampex AG-440C 2-track!
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William Hooper
Phenomenal Film Handler
Posts: 1879
From: Mobile, AL USA
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 07-18-2003 12:54 AM
quote: The picture was not taken from a seat in the auditorium, but from the stage.
Michael, those are the worst seats in the theater! You can't see anything, there's always a light in your eyes, & if the grid rots out the whole fly system will come right down on your head. If you look at the other people in the other seats, you will see that they got comfortable, nicely upholstered seats while they just drag out cheap, uncomfortable hardbacked chairs for the suckers they can foist out onto the stage as long as the suckers keep coming.
The people who sold you those seats were taking advantage of you. I don't know for sure, but it may be that they heard your German accent & saw an opportunity to try to take advantage of someone whose first language isn't English. "Oh yes, we have some nice seats left in the orchestra!" And then when you see what they've done, you go back to fix things & they pull that same dodge that Brad came up against with the lady who hit his vehicle, "Tickets? No habla eine kleine nachtmusik!"
I'm sorry that you were taken advantage of, but those people at the boxoffice are there just to make money & you have to watch out for yourself. If you think you're getting a deal, you need to be twice as careful. If they ask if you want something that sounds like "souping", you are NOT getting a free meal with your admission & there is no such thing as a free lunch. You really need to get with Bob Maar & let him explain second-acting & other informed-consumer admission techniques.
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Dave Williams
Wet nipple scene

Posts: 1836
From: Salt Lake City, UT, USA
Registered: Jan 2000
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posted 07-18-2003 03:06 AM
I have played a number of instruments since I was three...
Age 3...Piano Age 9...Violin Age 11..Clarinet, Jazz and Orchestra Age 13..Drums, Jazz Age 14..Percussion, Orchestra Age 15..Bass, Jazz Age 15..Drums, Metal (the band was called Fred and the Mother Fuckers.. Not Kidding, that was the name of the band...)
After that I didn't pick up any new instruments, but instead I started with sound mixing. I played in about a dozen bands, won several awards for my drum playing and my bass playing, and also played with the high school orchestra with both violin and clarinet just a few months after picking them up. Remember that I was a little young at that time, still in elementary school.
Also won several regional and state titles with the school bands and orchestra's, and recieved a music scholarship, but didn't take it. While talented in music, it bored me silly to perform it.
I would have rather just been a rock star of some kind, but I had severe stage fright, and that is why I always played the bass or drums.
One night playing the bass in front of a crowd of 4,000 my bass began to feedback during a bass guitar solo. No matter what I did it wouldn't stop. So I just took it off my shoulder and swung it around and then smashed it into the stage. Got great ovation. Good thing it was my cheap bass. Had the good one off stage.
I cannot play any of the instruments any more. I had severe burns to my hands when I was 25 and can no longer hold pressure in the fingers or even hold on to a glass very well for that matter. Maybe I could go back to the drums, but would have to tape the sticks to my hands or they would just fly all over the damn place!
Good Times.
Dave
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Evans A Criswell
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1579
From: Huntsville, AL, USA
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 07-18-2003 09:33 AM
I'm one of the few long-haired guys that has no musical talent at all. Everyone always asks me if I play an instrument and when I say no, they tell me I look like someone who would. I just tell them, no, I'm just a guy with really long hair with no musical talent at all.
I remember back in 1998, riding in the car with a friend and I started singing "Mr. Tambourine Man" as horribly as I could. My friend joined me and we sounded like a 2-man drunken quartet. My future attempts to sing when he was around would be greeted with hium yelling "Stop!"
When I was young, I tried to learn to play a guitar, but I never could get past making common chords. Same with piano -- the only way I could play a song on a keyboard was learning a song as a sequence of numbers and playing the keys in sequence like a computer would ("memorizing the song"). But that way, learning one song did not help me learn another, and I couldn't play the chords that went with the notes unless I memorized that as well.
What did the banjo player get on his S.A.T.? Drool.
How do you know when the stage is level? The banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth.
What is the difference between an onion and a banjo? Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.
What is the difference between a trampoline and a banjo? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
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