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Chris Hipp
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1462
From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas)
Registered: Jul 2003


 - posted 10-28-2003 03:04 PM      Profile for Chris Hipp   Email Chris Hipp   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Phil:

I was referring the scratching of and around one's scrotom.

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David Favel
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Ashburton, New Zealand
Registered: Feb 2002


 - posted 10-28-2003 04:03 PM      Profile for David Favel   Email David Favel   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
When sex is good, it's very good.

But when sex is bad, it's still pretty good.

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Manny Knowles
"What are these things and WHY are they BLUE???"

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From: Bloomington, IN, USA
Registered: Feb 2002


 - posted 10-29-2003 11:05 PM      Profile for Manny Knowles   Email Manny Knowles   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Earl Grey Tea.

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Randy Stankey
Film God

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From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 10-30-2003 12:02 AM      Profile for Randy Stankey   Email Randy Stankey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Father Murphy and Rabbi Goldberg meet at an interdenominational convention.
"Is it true that your lot aren't allowed pork?" asks Murphy.
"Yes, it is," replies the Rabbi.
"And is it true that you aren't allowed sex?"
"That's right," answers the Father. "Have you ever tried pork?"
"I'm afraid so. I ate a sausage once. Have you ever tried sex?"
"Yes, I did once succumb to temptation and indulge in sex."
"Better than pork, isn't it?

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Jean-Michel Grin
Expert Film Handler

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From: Geneva & Lausanne, Switzerland
Registered: Jul 2002


 - posted 10-30-2003 03:56 PM      Profile for Jean-Michel Grin   Author's Homepage   Email Jean-Michel Grin   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
In other words:

"A good hand job is better than a sad wedding" [Big Grin]

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Robert E. Allen
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Checotah, Oklahoma
Registered: Jul 2002


 - posted 10-31-2003 04:44 AM      Profile for Robert E. Allen   Email Robert E. Allen   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
In spite of the saying NOTHING is better than sex (yes, even at my age).

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000


 - posted 10-31-2003 04:47 AM      Profile for Phil Hill   Email Phil Hill       Edit/Delete Post 
I think David said it best.... NOTHING beats HOT, RAW SEX! YUM! Hubba Hubba!

Chris...yeah so? It STILL depends on who is on the "receiving" and the "giving" end as to the level of enjoyment....I hope you are not suggesting that one is "auto-scratching"? How boring... trust me, there are MUCH better things in life... [beer]

>>> Phil

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Steven Privett
Expert Film Handler

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From: Pasadena, TX, USA
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 - posted 10-31-2003 06:28 AM      Profile for Steven Privett     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

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Gracia L. Babbidge
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 709
From: Bowdoin, Maine
Registered: Aug 2000


 - posted 10-31-2003 09:16 AM      Profile for Gracia L. Babbidge   Author's Homepage   Email Gracia L. Babbidge   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
All right - none of the other film-tech women have touched this one yet with an answer... and I'm not bashful! [evil]

[sex] with oneself is better than bad [sex] with someone else, or mediocre [sex] with someone that's obnoxious.

But better than really good [sex] ?
How about 'more really good [sex] that doesn't lead to contracting an STD or an unwanted pregnancy'.

[Big Grin]

I may look all sweet and innocent, but I assure you, I'm far from it. [Wink]

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Gordon McLeod
Film God

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From: Toronto Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 11-01-2003 12:32 PM      Profile for Gordon McLeod   Email Gordon McLeod   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
What is "sweet and inocent" ?
I did some testing so far nothing is better than sex

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Tim Reed
Better Projection Pays

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From: Northampton, PA
Registered: Sep 1999


 - posted 11-01-2003 01:06 PM      Profile for Tim Reed   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Paul! You mean a good ol' country [bs] ?

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Rachel Craven
Madam Moderator

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From: Pensacola, FL
Registered: Dec 2000


 - posted 11-01-2003 04:12 PM      Profile for Rachel Craven   Email Rachel Craven   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Yeah, what Gracia said! You all know I'd love to comment but it seems Gracia beat me to it. Unfortunatly its hard to find somewhere around here to use a decent speed computer and I'm desperatly lacking my FT and my sex (I'm back in Mass visiting). Is FT better then sex??? NO! But more frequent, YES! [Razz]

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Robert D. LaValley
Film Handler

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From: Florida
Registered: Aug 2003


 - posted 11-02-2003 12:27 AM      Profile for Robert D. LaValley   Email Robert D. LaValley   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
FT?

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John Pytlak
Film God

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From: Rochester, NY 14650-1922
Registered: Jan 2000


 - posted 11-02-2003 08:07 AM      Profile for John Pytlak   Author's Homepage   Email John Pytlak   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
FT = Film-Tech [Smile]

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Steve Kraus
Film God

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From: Chicago, IL, USA
Registered: May 2000


 - posted 11-02-2003 05:24 PM      Profile for Steve Kraus     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Robert was hoping it was something with leather and a wicker basket.

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