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Author Topic: Better Than Sex Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 11-02-2003 06:11 PM                     What's better than sex? Lots of things. I mean, nookie is nice, but it is also highly overrated. I'd rather win the lottery than get laid. I'd rather visit my parents for week in Colorado than get laid. The greatest accomplishments of my life thus far do not include getting laid anywhere near the top of the list. Items like earning my Bachelor of Fine Arts Degree or even surviving a season of playing high school football gave me a better thrill than just getting nookie. Now, if you are in a relationship with someone you truly love, who really honestly loves you back, that in and of itself is much better than sex.  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 11-11-2003 07:39 AM                    Joe said: What's that? I've always been denied. (I figured you musta been replying to the wrong thread so I moved it here. LOL)  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 11-11-2003 01:56 PM                     Oh, thats too good Steve!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-11-2003 03:49 PM                        Bobby Henderson is so right. Well said.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 11-11-2003 08:06 PM                  Bobby Said: quote: I'd rather visit my parents for week in Colorado than get laid. I'd rather get laid than visit my parents for a week in Texas. >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Aldo Baez Master Film Handler Posts: 266 From: USA Registered: Mar 2001 posted 11-12-2003 12:17 AM                    ok this whole time I thought this was about the movie that came out last year .. titled yes.. Better than sex. It was one of the wackiest movies I have ever seen. so.. uhh carry on  |  IP: Logged Mark Ogden Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 943 From: Little Falls, N.J. Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-12-2003 04:46 PM                     As many on this board know (and as the rest will find out), when you bump up against fifty, and Private Schlong doesn't quite snap to attention like he used to, the things that gave you so much pleasure before lose some meaning. I mean, I had sex last night and it was fine, but I had a bowel movement this morning that almost brought tears to my eyes. Funny how the things you value change when you hit the half-century mark. . . Ah well. . .  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 11-12-2003 04:53 PM                  Hmmmm... I totally disagree, Mark. ALL of my parts still work VERY well....Thank you! If you think you are old, you are! This saying is soooo true: "Use It Or Lose It!" And I might add the word "often" to that! That applies to both the mind and to the body. >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-12-2003 06:57 PM                     Phil remmeber "you are as young as who you feel:  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 11-12-2003 10:48 PM                        Bowel movements are quite exciting, but they don't bring tears to my eyes out of sheer joy. Explosive bowel movements might bring a few tears due to the extreme stench that I have to bear.  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 11-13-2003 08:10 AM                    Too much information...  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-13-2003 10:23 AM                     Joe maybe that happens when you eat too many of those "Chick Fil-A's"  |  IP: Logged Richard Fowler Film God Posts: 2392 From: Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA Registered: Jun 2001 posted 11-13-2003 12:17 PM                     With Phil living near Pink's Chili Dog joint, the spices are dilating his blood vessels and his bowel movements are probably causing Los Angeles earth fault lines to shift....Pinks = L.A. style generic Viagra.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 11-13-2003 02:18 PM                  Eeeew! Richard! That's more than even I need to know! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Richard Fowler Film God Posts: 2392 From: Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA Registered: Jun 2001 posted 11-13-2003 03:35 PM                     Phil, where else in the world other than L.A. would it spurt hail in "mixed drink" sized portions  |  IP: Logged

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