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Christian Volpi
Master Film Handler

Posts: 349
From: Arlington, NE
Registered: Apr 2004

posted 04-05-2005 03:57 PM

Chicks dig me 'cus I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

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Gordon McLeod
Film God

Posts: 9532
From: Toronto Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 99

posted 04-05-2005 09:44 PM

Brad said "he winner will receive a date with Rachel, Gordon or Manny"
hmm I think in my case that might be considered cruel and unusal punsihment [Smile]

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Mark J. Marshall
Film God

Posts: 3188
From: New Castle, DE, USA
Registered: Aug 2002

posted 04-05-2005 11:21 PM

quote: Christian Volpi
Chicks dig me 'cus I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

Stripes.

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Dominic Espinosa
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1172
From: California, U.S.A.
Registered: Jan 2004

posted 04-06-2005 02:41 AM

quote: Richard Greco
Great, now I can actually get a girlfriend!!!

Jen?

Hey hey hey...FT will only get you so far, you still have to have game [thumbsup]

I'm presently contained in a functional relationship with a similar carbon based lifeform however I'm a good catch because I/I am:

* Drug Free
* No criminal record
* Employed by a good company and I get free movies
* Own 2 cars (does the fact that niether run matter?)
* Coined the phrase "I love the smell of FilmGuard in the morning"
* Play guitar, piano, drums, bass, and am handy with a soft synth
* Great in bed and not too bad lookin'

You'd all have a picture to ogle, but Brad hasn't posted it yet, I guess. Did I remember to attach it to the e-mail?
* Not so good with the memory thing...What site is this again?

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Jennifer Pan
THE JEN!

Posts: 1219
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 04-06-2005 02:47 AM

quote: Dominic Espinosa
* Not so good with the memory thing...What site is this again?

Dang... that's such a turn off. [Razz]

The bed part was a nice touch. I believe Brad said people could also post their own pictures on this thread... I don't see people doing that... [Frown]

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James Faber
Film Handler

Posts: 66
From: Des Moines, Iowa , USA
Registered: Nov 2004

posted 04-06-2005 03:35 AM

Well, shucks, I really can't think of anything. Think maybe I could just get by on my boyishly handsome face?

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

Posts: 12859
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: May 99

posted 04-06-2005 04:46 AM

I'm a good catch because:

*Don't smoke

*Drug free, yadda yadda

*Love "high-tech" gadgets so you get to see all of the latest stuffs.

*Like making ethnic and non-PC jokes, so you will enjoy laughing at people who are different.

*Low tolerance for BS.

*Enjoy physically harming people weaker than I am to boost my confidence (not women, they're usually stronger anyway).

*Actively encourage you to have as many friends as possible so you go out with them and leave me alone, at peace.

*Financially unstable, but that makes life more exciting, ie: running from creditors, the mob, etc.

*Extremely lazy; jealous of cripples and their wheelchairs.

*Not a fat slob. Can eat tons of crap and only gain 2 or 3 ounces.

*Hate kids. Big proponent of the "You must have a license to have a kid" law. Otherwise you are sterilized.

*In tune with with equal rights for women, blacks, gays, handicaps, redheads, etc.

*Believes birth control is 100% the woman's responsibility.

*Mostly German, yet I have not killed any Jews.

*Harbor a personal crusade to disprove your religion, and ONLY your religion.

*Being a straight white male means I have no chance in a politically correct society, and that means you will always have a soft spot for me due to the hardships brought upon me by the world.

*Actually puts the lid down on the toilet seat after an intense session of urinating, realizing that a woman is incapable of doing so herself and would otherwise fall in.

*Believe old people should have absolutely no rights whatsoever.

*Has ironclad proof of what one of the V.P.'s of Cinemark likes to do with underage boys.

*Have 2 pet midgets (neutered) adopted from the local midget farm for you to play with and bathe (they are only allowed inside for 30 minutes a day so don't freak out).

*Only one stalker -- loves to cuddle.

*Believes that diarrhea was invented only to make people laugh.

*Enjoys voting the exact opposite way you do, just to cancel your votes.

*Likes blinking lights

*Enjoys oppressing black people (I'm white, that's what we do).

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Jennifer Pan
THE JEN!

Posts: 1219
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 04-06-2005 08:34 AM

quote: James Faber
Think maybe I could just get by on my boyishly handsome face?

Hmmm, maybe... You remind me of some unknown actor, or quiet possibly some musician in an Indie/Alternative band. [Wink]

Brad, still waiting for your post...

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Dean Kollet
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 591
From: Florida State University
Registered: Jul 2003

posted 04-06-2005 08:45 AM

quote: Joe Redifer
*Believes birth control is 100% the woman's responsibility.

good luck with that joe

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Jeremy Fuentes
Mmmm, Dr. Pepper!

Posts: 1168
From: Corpus Christi, TX United States
Registered: Jan 2004

posted 04-06-2005 08:50 AM

quote: Jennifer Pan
Brad said people could also post their own pictures on this thread... I don't see people doing that...

Hey Todd you think Bubbles would like this one?

9 out of 10 moms think I'm a good catch.

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Dick Vaughan
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1032
From: Bradford, West Yorkshire, UK
Registered: Jul 2000

posted 04-06-2005 09:16 AM

Jeremy

Is that a cue in your hand or have you just been thinking of Bubbles? [sex]

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William T. Parr
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 823
From: Cedar Park, TX
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 04-06-2005 10:37 AM

quote: Dick Vaughan
Is that a cue in your hand or have you just been thinking of Bubbles?

Trust me Dick.... He is thinking of Bubbles [sex]

By the way Jeremy, Did you get my e mail I sent ya. I willbe be down in CC next weekend not this one.

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Jeremy Fuentes
Mmmm, Dr. Pepper!

Posts: 1168
From: Corpus Christi, TX United States
Registered: Jan 2004

posted 04-06-2005 10:39 AM

Trust me Bubbles, Todd is thinking of dick. [Wink]

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William T. Parr
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 823
From: Cedar Park, TX
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 04-06-2005 10:44 AM

quote: Jeremy Fuentes
Trust me Bubbles, Todd is thinking of dick.

Bubbles is dead. So is Zed.

quote: Jeremy Fuentes
9 out of 10 moms think I'm a good catch.

What Happened to the 10th one? She a Lesbian?

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Leo Enticknap
Film God

Posts: 7474
From: Loma Linda, CA
Registered: Jul 2000

posted 04-06-2005 11:31 AM

quote: Dick Vaughan
Is that a cue in your hand or have you just been thinking of Bubbles?

If he was thinking of Bubbles, at least the object in his hand is not a bottle of Flimguard, complete with the infamous enema appendage.

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