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Jeremy Fuentes
Mmmm, Dr. Pepper!

Posts: 1168
From: Corpus Christi, TX United States
Registered: Jan 2004

posted 04-06-2005 12:40 PM

I posted my pics and all I got was reponses from guys!! WTF?!?! [thumbsdown]

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Jennifer Pan
THE JEN!

Posts: 1219
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 04-06-2005 05:19 PM

Well, what do you expect?... You're just hot, and the boys love you. [Razz]

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Monte L Fullmer
Film God

Posts: 8367
From: Nampa, Idaho, USA
Registered: Nov 2004

posted 04-06-2005 05:38 PM

No..haven't you notice that mainly guys are film handlers in the booth (and in this forum), 'cuz girls don't like getting their hands all dirty and they panic when a brainwarp happens...?

'cides, ever seen a girl rip apart a Simplex POS and put it back together?

-Monte

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Bruce Hansen
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 847
From: Stone Mountain, GA, USA
Registered: Dec 1999

posted 04-06-2005 05:51 PM

No STDs
No drugs
Drink lightly
Can cook
Big blue eyes
Lots of fun, both in and out of bed
In the process of building a nice house on a lake (for me)
Can fix almost anything (maybe even your cat)
...and just look at that face!

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Randy Stankey
Film God

Posts: 6539
From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99

posted 04-06-2005 05:52 PM

quote: Monte L Fullmer
... 'cuz girls don't like getting their hands all dirty and they panic when a brainwarp happens...?

MANY girls don't like to get their hands dirty. I'll give you that. Many... But not all. However, I can't agree about the brain wrap thing. Girls just don't often get themselves into situations where they have brain wraps in the first place. Thus, if/when brain wraps DO happen, it's probably because of some equipment malfunction and it's likely to be pretty spectacular. So spectacular, in fact, that it's likely to panic anybody, male and female alike.

Oh! And, I'm a good catch because, even though I may seem surly on the outside, I stand up for the girls on my team!
[Big Grin]

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Rachel Craven
Madam Moderator

Posts: 2190
From: Pensacola, FL
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 04-06-2005 06:35 PM

quote: Randy Stankey
MANY girls don't like to get their hands dirty. I'll give you that. Many... But not all. However, I can't agree about the brain wrap thing. Girls just don't often get themselves into situations where they have brain wraps in the first place. Thus, if/when brain wraps DO happen, it's probably because of some equipment malfunction and it's likely to be pretty spectacular. So spectacular, in fact, that it's likely to panic anybody, male and female alike.

Thank you.

I don't know about the women you know Monte but

quote: Monte L Fullmer
'cuz girls don't like getting their hands all dirty

Us girls are usually the ones cleaning out your nasty toilets at home, doing the dishes, and cleaning out the tub... If that's not getting your hands dirty...

quote: Monte L Fullmer
and they panic when a brainwarp happens...?

Do I even need to go there? Do you have any idea how many men I've had to talk through a brainwrap because they got to nervous? Many.

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 04-06-2005 06:48 PM

quote: Madamn Moderator
Us girls are usually the ones cleaning out your nasty toilets at home, doing the dishes, and cleaning out the tub...

Hey Rach, PLEASE come visit me... While I have no tub, and don't bathe, I NEED ALL the other stuff above you mention...Ummm DON'T forget the yard work! [Razz]

I'm a good "catch"... been caught in many things:

* Doing HEAVY Drugs
* Been caught in a drug sting/bust
* Spent time in Jail for drugs, robbing a 7-11 at gunpoint, and misc other felonies
* Have an extensive criminal record
* Un-employed
* Owned 2 cars - both have been repossessed
* 6 months behind in my mortgage payments
* Skipped out on $100K in credit card bills
* The only musical instruments I can play are the radio and my iPOD
* Great in bed but have/had most all STD/STI 'cept AIDS and Herpes
* Smoke 2 packs of unfiltered cigarettes a day
* Have cancer again
* Love "high-tech" gadgets, but don't know how to use any...too confusing
* Low tolerance for BS...including my own
* I am a fat slob with no teeth and no hair.
* I am a VERY religious person... I like all Religions EXCEPT yours
* Like Joe, I have a personal midget... but I only use him as a conversation piece at parties
* I too believe old people should have absolutely no rights whatsoever. I'm old and ugly and I should have NO rights or life.
* I like depends... a life saver
* I have tattoos but no piercings
* I have an ex-wife
* I have an ex-boyfriend
* I have 3 kids
* I graduated 8th grade and became an altar boy... Now I'm rich [Wink]

All the above is the honest truth... I'm a GREAT catch!

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Monte L Fullmer
Film God

Posts: 8367
From: Nampa, Idaho, USA
Registered: Nov 2004

posted 04-06-2005 07:49 PM

quote: Rachel Gilardi
Do I even need to go there? Do you have any idea how many men I've had to talk through a brainwrap because they got to nervous? Many.

Yeah! SUPERWOMAN LIVES AGAIN !!! LOL

Usually, it's the girls in the management end (white collar people) who get's all bunched up with brainwraps, thus why wrap detectors are installed.

Course, we guys know what we mean by "getting dirty" and that's getting OILY, and GREASY, from playing with nasty projectors-any machine with gears,oil and grease.

Oh, poooh - doing toilets, scrubbing bathrooms, unclogging drains, et.al. is nothing -stuff washes off real easily with good ol soap and water. Black grease and dirty oil takes the pumice bar, Orange Goop, or any petroleum cleaner with the hand scrubber to get all of that gunk off.

I ain't a good catch. Too nasty and mean in my old age. But I can cook up a mean dinner at times. Ask my wife on that one..(LOL)

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James Faber
Film Handler

Posts: 66
From: Des Moines, Iowa , USA
Registered: Nov 2004

posted 04-07-2005 03:20 AM

Well, I think Jeremy looks pretty hot with that Dr. Pepper. If I were you, Jeremy, I'd carry one everywhere. I've been told by a few reliable sources that ladies absouletely love the DP.

Heck, I'd date a guy if he always had a DP with him(don't even think about it, Phil). [Razz]

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 04-07-2005 04:59 AM

Didn't even have to think about that one, James. I **ALWAYS** have a DP, Director of Photography, with me.

OBTW: If you think Jeremy is hot, you should see his "cowboy" pics...Hubba Hubba! [beer]

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Jeremy Fuentes
Mmmm, Dr. Pepper!

Posts: 1168
From: Corpus Christi, TX United States
Registered: Jan 2004

posted 04-07-2005 07:34 AM

quote: Jennifer Pan
You're just hot

quote: James Faber
Well, I think Jeremy looks pretty hot

quote: Phil Hill
you should see his "cowboy" pics...

oh yeah...for those who missed it.

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Jesse Skeen
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1517
From: Sacramento, CA
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 04-07-2005 12:13 PM

There's a BUG on that TV!

I'm a good catch because I don't believe in paying for TV. If you marry me, you'll be guaranteed to live in a cable-free home!

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John Lasher
Master Film Handler

Posts: 493
From: Newark, DE
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 04-07-2005 01:17 PM

-Spotless Criminal Record
-No STDs
-Whoo! Percoset!
-Don't like beer or coffee. (Just kick back a 12-pack of Barqs/Dr. Pepper for my hourly caffeine fix)
-can Boil Water, Scramble/Fry eggs, make pancakes from instant mix, microwave TV-dinners, heat up canned chilli/soup
-piercing brown eyes
-own a pug dog
-Fair-Good credit
-live at home
-employed for minimum wage
-going to finish high school one of these days

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

Posts: 12859
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: May 99

posted 04-07-2005 05:43 PM

quote:
-own a pug dog

Let me know when hunting season is open. I'd really like to shoot your dog in the face.

quote:
-live at home

Well duh. Everyone, even homeless people live at home. Home happens to be where you live, unless you migrate to a new spot every day.

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

Posts: 7595
From: Hollywood, CA USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 04-07-2005 08:06 PM

quote: Joe Redifer
I'd really like to shoot your dog in the face.

Pug-hating asshole!

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