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Brad Miller
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TSA is nothing more than a false sense of security for the dumb Americans. They aren't stopping ANYTHING. Case in point, next time any of you are at DFW airport, take note of the location of the TSA goonsquad. Now take note of the spinning exit only doors...there's nobody watching those! Let's say I wanted to hijack a plane. All I do is go through the TSA screening, then have my buddy meet me at the exit only carousel 5 minutes later where he drops a gun or bomb or whatever on the floor and kicks it in, then the door literally delivers it inside to me so I can go wreak havoc!

By the way, if you book your ticket less than 24 hours before the plane departs, you WILL get put on the terrorist list. This happened to me a couple of months ago when I was doing some installations. Plans changed and I had to modify my tickets the day before on a few occasions. After the third time I got the raping I asked the guard flat out why I was being pulled aside. He asked "when did you buy your ticket?" I told him "last week, but I had to change it yesterday for today's flight because the contractors were behind." He said "that's why, the system automatically assumes something is up on a last minute booking". My response was "that seems dumb to me, so according to this theory terrorists do things on a spur of the moment thing?" His response was amazingly "yes". WHAT??? [Confused]

The terrorists won. They don't even have to do anything anymore because TSA does it for them on a daily basis.

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Greg Mueller
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It's the stories of what they miss that make me paranoid. There was a guy in Seattle that got through with a hand gun. After he was through and remembered he had it (????) he went back and told them and the jumped all over him.
What's crazy is when they decided they needed better TSA agents all they did was make the ones that were there federal employees and gave them a raise. AND they have NO common sense. They gave my 80+ year old stepfather the complete search and he was a little old stooped over 100 pound guy. And I've seen them do the same thing to little old ladies that are in wheel chairs. Meanwhile you see these angry looking mideastern types with black leather jackets and a wife in one of those burka outfits waltz right on through without a second look and I'm getting the complete physical.

Why don't they just shove the political correctness and start profiling?

Answer: Because the ACLU would jump them [Roll Eyes]

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Robert Minichino
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quote: Greg Mueller
And I've seen them do the same thing to little old ladies that are in wheel chairs. Meanwhile you see these angry looking mideastern types with black leather jackets and a wife in one of those burka outfits waltz right on through without a second look and I'm getting the complete physical.

Why don't they just shove the political correctness and start profiling?

Answer: Because the ACLU would jump them

And the ACLU would jump them for good reason, I'd say. The vast, vast majority of those "mideastern" types are law-abiding citizens, just like you; they just happen to share some very visible attributes with some reprehensible people. They'd be just as inconvenienced as you were if the profiling was only done by appearance, except they'd be stopped all the time.

There's nothing stopping potential terrorists that fit that profile from getting some crazy white guy (for example) to carry their weapons for them. There are plenty of crazy white guys in the US (McVeigh, for one); why don't younger white guys with crew cuts have a harder time renting a truck? Even an unwitting accomplice with something concealed in their carry-on or on their person (slipped into their pocket) can be dangerous.

That's not failing to be "politically correct," that's just racist. You can certainly use national origin or appearance as a part of a broader profile (when did they buy the ticket, where are they going, what does the flight path take them past, where is their seat on the plane, what kind of baggage are they taking with them, etc.) to be fairer to all people AND more effective at stopping terrorists. The random checks are in addition to people being flagged due to fitting a profile, and that's where your little old ladies will get selected.

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Mike Blakesley
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The next terror attack won't be on a plane anyway, since the terrorists know that's where we have most of our "security." They'll hit something like a Greyhound bus or a shopping mall or a stadium. Or a theatre.

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Greg Mueller
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Dear Robert
I knew someone would pipe up with that crap.
My answer is...who has done all the hijackings and terrorist activities?
You think little old ladies in wheel chairs are bombers? When those "random" (bullshit) checks come up and it's a little old lady in a wheel chair, why don't they have the sense to not put them through that? Have you heard of ANY little old ladies in wheel chairs that have hijacked planes? So now we ALL have to suffer because of some mid-eastern assholes (killers)
Maybe if those middle eastern types got a little preasure from their pissed off fellow middle easterners it would help. Maybe if we made it hard on all middle eastern types the good ones would kick ass on the nogoodnicks. So far I haven't hear ANY public messages by those of middle eastern decent or islamic beliefs condeming their fellow contrymen or fellow islamists for doing what they are doing. Why is that?
And so what if it is harder on those of middle eastern decent? Tough shit. There's a couple hundred million of us in this country that I think would feel fine about profiling. Why is the minority's "comfort" above the majority's
And as far as the ACLU goes, just plain old fuck them.

If you think I'm a "racist" that's fine. I am when it comes to any minority or country or religion, that has sworn to kill me/us just because we aren't of their religion. As far as I am concerned if they try to kill me I'm going to try to kill them first. Political correctness be damned.

Maybe you should decide which side of this war you want to be on.

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Louis Bornwasser
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Brad has a complete understanding of the situation.

Notice that there is a similarity between TSA agents of any age and the average (worthless) teenage theatre usher.

Effective control is the goal. What we are getting is not. Louis

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Robert Minichino
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quote: Greg Mueller
Maybe you should decide which side of this war you want to be on.
I'm on the side with you, apparently. We just differ on tactics; I sure as hell don't want to live in an "Islamic republic," thank you very much. [beer]

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Brad Miller
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quote: Greg Mueller
who has done all the hijackings and terrorist activities?
You think little old ladies in wheel chairs are bombers? When those "random" (bullshit) checks come up and it's a little old lady in a wheel chair, why don't they have the sense to not put them through that? Have you heard of ANY little old ladies in wheel chairs that have hijacked planes?

While Greg certainly won't win any political correctness awards, I have to agree he is dead on the money here and was wondering when someone would point that out. The screenings should at least be skewed towards history.

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David Favel
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But Al Queda has cells in Malasia, Latin America, England...

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Leo Enticknap
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quote: Mike Blakesley
The next terror attack won't be on a plane anyway, since the terrorists know that's where we have most of our "security." They'll hit something like a Greyhound bus or a shopping mall or a stadium. Or a theatre.
Or, just to really put some Christmas cheer into this thread, if planes are involved it'll probably be at one rather than on one. For example, Heathrow Airport is surrounded by (relatively speaking) economically deprived suburbs with significant Muslim populations. Why waste time and energy thwarting security at the airport itself when you can stand on the roof of a block of flats with a surface-to-air missile launcher? I'm sure there are airports all over Europe which fit a similar profile. After all, no-one wants to live next door to an airport, and so those that do are often people who can't afford to live anywhere else.

It seems to me that if you're reduced to relying on airport x-ray machines to stop terrorists, you've already lost three quarters of the battle. The thing to do is to identify and neutralise them before they do anything nasty.

A friend has his office about 50 yards down a corridor from where one of the 7/7 bombers worked, at the University of Leeds. He told me that lots of people had their suspicions before this man disappeared. He was a chemistry postgrad, and had ordered lots of stuff from suppliers that he shouldn't have needed to do his legitimate work. He came and went at odd hours of the day or night, was secretive about his work and refused to have any social contact with most of his colleagues. Lots of people were worried about him, but in the PC climate that tends to dominate places like universities, no-one wanted to say anything lest they be branded a racist and/or a Muslim-o-phobe.

I don't want to live in a police state where anyone who is slightly eccentric is reported to the bogies as a possible security threat (sounds too much like Germany in the '30s for my liking), but it seems to me that common sense has to prevail here. 99% of Muslims are not terrorists who want to destroy the west; but 99% of terrorists who want to destroy the west are, at the moment, Muslims. And when you've got one of them in a job which gives him access to the materials needed to make bombs and who is acting suspiciously, that's when you want to get the authorities involved. Perhaps if we all played our part and we looked at upgrading our intelligence services a bit, we could deal with the problem long before it comes down to airport x-ray machines.

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Phil Hill
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Greg and Brad: Yous are sooo far off base it's pathetic! There is NOTHING wrong with searching the old, handicapped, and infirmed! THEY ARE OUR ENEMY! I think they should all be given a strip search as well as a full body-cavity search at the gate in full public view.

WE should continue giving those with a profile of OUR HISTORIC ENEMIES a free pass for fear of being labeled "racist".

We ALL know that those in wheelchairs, or with wooden legs, or a colostomy bag have a gazillion prime places to hide not only explosives but also illegal drugs and box-cutters.

I am disgusted at the lack of compassion of all of yous for those that have vowed to KILL US!

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John Pytlak
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quote: Paul Mayer
My, don't they teach anything in school these days?

Presented for the edification of this esteemed forum's membership:

A Curtis JN-4 "Jenny"

Another product of the NY State Finger Lakes region, just south of Rochester:

http://web.linkny.com/~curtiss/

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GLENN H.CURTISS
ACCOMPLISHMENTS INCLUDE:

Motorcycles
1901 Pioneer motorcycle designer and racer
1903 1st American motorcycle champion--world record:56.4 sec. mile
1904 Set ten mile world speed record
1904 Invented handlebar throttle control
1905 Set world speed records for 1, 2, and 3 miles
1907 Set world speed record of 77.6 mph
1907 "Fastest Man in the World" at 136.36 mph (V8 motorcycle)

Aeroplanes
1908 Lead designer and pilot of "June Bug", first official, pre-announced, public flight in US
1908 "Flight engineer" for 1st Army dirigible trial
1909 Produced and sold first private aircraft in US
1909 Won first international air speed record with 46.5mph--Rheims,Fr.
1910 Long distance flying record of 150 miles from Albany to New York
1910 Established Flying School and Exhibition Company
1910 Trained Blanche Stuart Scott, the first American female pilot
1911 RECEIVED PILOT'S LICENSE NUMBER ONE for "June Bug" flight
1911 First successful pontoon aircraft in America
1911 "Father of Naval Aviation", Hydroaeroplane A-1 purchased by USN
1911 First dual pilot control
1911 First retractable landing gear (Hydroaeroplane)
1912 Developed and flew first flying boat--(demonstrated on Lake Keuka)

World War I
1914-1918 Produced 6,000 "Jennys", trainer for WW I

Post World War I
1919 Curtiss NC-4 flying boat--first to cross the Atlantic
1919 Commenced private aircraft production with the Oriole

The Florida Years
1919 Developed streamlined travel trailer
1921 Developed Hialeah, Florida
1923 Developed Miami Springs, Florida (named in 1930)
1926 Developed Opa-Locka, Florida

A Life Time of Innovation
1878-1930 Produced over five hundred inventions in his life time

http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Aerospace/Jenny/Aero3.htm

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The Curtiss JN-4 "Jenny"

The Curtiss JN-4 "Jenny" two-seat biplane was one of the most popular planes of all time. Although the JN-4 series of aircraft was technologically unremarkable, it was significant in that it was the first mass produced plane and was manufactured in larger numbers than any other American plane up to that time. The Jenny never saw military action but met the need for a dependable military trainer. From April 1917 when the United States entered World War I, it was used to train some 95 per cent of all U.S. and Canadian pilots.


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Mike Blakesley
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quote:
Curtiss JN-4 "Jenny"
And also a product of the "Hooterville Airplane Company" on a classic episode of Green Acres.

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John Pytlak
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Maybe Hooterville = Hammondsport?

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Aaron Mehocic
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I think - in some ways - the West has shot itself in the foot. What made our systems work has been a connection to the rule of law and the law's ability to so comfortably protect life, liberty, and happiness. This is not Jefferson, but Thomas Hobbes and John Locke - two Englishmen. Other enlightened thinkers piggy-backed their ideas onto these guys and a set principle of freedom and democracy emerged.

Now 400 years later, some of those principles associated with freedom and democracy - such as a search and seizure or illegal detainment might not be so easy to protect when facing an enemy such that we do. This is not the first time problems like this have affected the West, but it is the first time such a large group of Westerners have been affected.

The system is set up to be amended and in time it will be. For now we act like Westerners and wait for change.

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