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Allison Parsons
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 - posted 04-18-2006 07:57 PM      Profile for Allison Parsons   Author's Homepage   Email Allison Parsons   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Here ya go Allison:
Veal = EWWWWWW!
escargot = EWWWWWW!

After I posted that last comment, the more I thought about it, veal, escargot and placenta are about equal to each other, aren't they!

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Eric Robinson
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Everybody knows that a placenta must be seared on both sides and then served rare. Overcooking a placenta is a crime. Might as well forget the whole baby thing and eat at Sizzlers.

Hopefully people will realize someday that Tom Cruise is here on Earth for some reason - like eating placentas and stuff.

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Mark Gulbrandsen
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If Emeril is cook'n it I will push the Cruseter out of line like all us Utahn's do and be the first to eat it. Lets face it.... Emeril doesn't cook ANYTHING thats bad! On the other hand this thread definately rates an EWWWWWW no matter what [Eek!] !

Mark

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Joe Redifer
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What the hell are veal and escargot? I know I heard what escargot was once, and I remember thinking that only insane people would eat it. Isn't veal just like deer or something? Rocky Mountain Oysters also deserve an EWWWWWWW.

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Mike Blakesley
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 - posted 04-18-2006 09:25 PM      Profile for Mike Blakesley   Author's Homepage   Email Mike Blakesley   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Also caviar.

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Phil Hill
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Joe, I think you're thinking of venison... Deer Meat.
A long time ago in a place far-far away, I used to be a cinematographer and producer for a WXYZ-TV show called "Michigan Sportsman" in Detroit.

Every year, our resident "reference hunter" would invite us all to his "Wild Game Dinner". There would be everything available to eat including squirrel, venison, owl, horse, quail, goose, duck, buffalo, elk, goat, etc... including "mountain oysters"... ummmmm testicles.

I never had the "balls" to try the mountain oysters/pearls, but I did eat the rabbit. It tasted like chicken! [Wink]

Butt! One time when I was in Japan on an install, I got tricked into eating water buffalo balls. A client took me out to dinner in a classy place and ordered for me. Having no idea as to what was ordered, I was told they were "Japanese-style string potatoes". I did get suspicious when they all started laughing and speaking Japanese to each other. Later they told me! HA!

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Allison Parsons
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quote: Phil Hill
I got tricked into eating water buffalo balls.
So...did they taste good???

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Eric Robinson
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Probably as good as japanese style placenta progresso soup.

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Ron Keillor
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There goes the confection item tie-in.

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Jeffry L. Johnson
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 - posted 04-19-2006 10:49 AM      Profile for Jeffry L. Johnson   Author's Homepage   Email Jeffry L. Johnson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I used to collect placental eluates. That's a fancy way of saying I used to use a potato masher to squeeze most of the fluid out of the placenta. (The mother may develop antibodies to the growing fetus. The placenta protects the fetus from being harmed by the mother's antibodies.) I would then screen the harvested fluids for HLA antibodies. About one in 100 would have antibodies good enough to be used as reagents in HLA tissue typing.

Nowadays, most HLA typing is done using DNA reagents, but some serological typing is still used.

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Dennis Benjamin
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I watched a program on TV once. It was about European Pagans and their ritual to eat the placenta after birth. It does not surprise me that Scientologists picked up a Pagan ritual considering L. Ron Hubbard and Aleister Crowley were good friends back in the day. It's true......

[ 04-19-2006, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Dennis Benjamin ]

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Bobby Henderson
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Great. Now I'm going to think of placental eluates everytime I eat mashed potatoes.

Guess I'll need to get some therapy to heal the emotional scars. Too bad it will piss off any scientologist if I talk to a psychiatrist. Oh well.
[evil]

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Jeffry L. Johnson
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Ah, Google.

quote:
Placenta Recipes (Mothering Magazine, September 1983, Vol. 28, pg 76)

Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby's weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.

Placenta Cocktail:
1/4 cup raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot.
Blend at high speed for 10 seconds

Placenta Lasagne:
Use your favorite Lasagne recipe and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. In 2 tbl. olive oil, quickly saute meat of 3/4 placenta, ground or minced; plus 2 sliced cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 diced onion & 2 tbl. tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato.



Placenta Spaghetti:
Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil. Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel. Simmer 1 1/2 hours.

Placenta Stew:
Meat of 3/4 placenta in bite size chunks, 1 potato (cubed), 1/4 cup fresh parsley, 2 carrots, 3 ribs celery, 1 zucchini, 1 large tomato, 1 small onion. Dredge meat in 1 tbl. flour mixed with 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. paprika, pinch of cloves, pinch of pepper, 6-8 crushed coriander seeds. Saute meat in 2 tbl. oil, then add vegetables (cut up) and 4-5 cups of water. Bring to full boil, then simmer for 1 hour.

Placenta Pizza:
Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp. fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp. paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe. It's a fine placenta sausage topping.

Placenta Roast:

All "food" should be properly cleaned prior to cooking, and all "food" should be properly cooked prior to eating.

This is a good recipe for placenta, which should NOT go to waste:

INGREDIENTS:

1 to 3 lb. placenta no more than 3 days old
1 large onion
1 large green or red pepper (green will add color to the presentation)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve of saltine crackers
1 tsp crab or shrimp seasoning
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)


DIRECTIONS:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Chop onion and green or red pepper in small cubes. Place in large bowl. Crush saltines into crumbs and add to onion and pepper cubes.

COMBINE IN LARGE BOWL:

Placenta, seafood seasoning, pepper, garlic, and tomato sauce. Place into aluminum loaf pan. Cover and bake for 1 and 1/2 hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid. Retain liquid for gravy base if desired.


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Joshua Waaland
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There was a local radio personality here in Cleveland who just moved to Chicago that ate a women's placenta on the radio. Every friday he would do a dare that was thought up by one of the listening audience. One week he even ate a live tarantula. He also did stupid things like:

Riding a minibike down a hallway with a cattle prod jousting with someone else.

Rolling through light bulbs.

Having a concrete block broken on his chest with a sledge hammer.

Riding with an acrobatic airplane pilot.

Jumping a river on a mini bike in winter.

Sliding down a slip and slide into broken glass on his bare butt.

Being whipped with a bull whip.

The guy has something wrong with him. He does some of the craziest things just to get noticed. Often he puts his own life at risk for a radio show. [Roll Eyes]

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James R. Hammonds, Jr
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"Having a concrete block broken on his chest with a sledge hammer."

This happens all the time on the game show Distraction only the contestants are laying on a bed of nails while they do it.

The rest of it just sounds like Jackass.
I don't see how anyone could find that stuff interesting to LISTEN to.

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