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Author Topic: Tom Cruise vows to eat his new born baby's placenta Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 04-19-2006 05:22 PM                        How do you do stunts like that on a RADIO show? You only have sound. You couldn't even hear the live tarantula being eaten or him removing his own appendix with an exacto knife. Boring!  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 04-19-2006 06:15 PM                        In some places in East Asia and South America they actually eat grilled tarantula... I saw that on TV once I nearly threw up.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 04-19-2006 06:33 PM                  I agree Mike, Lulu would be upset about one of her relatives being eaten.  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 04-20-2006 12:36 AM                        Oh yah, now he backpeddles and says it not about her not screaming, it's about RESPECTING her. She can scream all she wants....of course that will be a little hard to do while Tom Cat (as he loves to call himself) is holding that pillow firmly over her face. Then there's also the "water birth," where the mother gives birth in warm water so the baby can swim out. And the best of all, there's the Scientology version which they call the "The Silent Water Birth," where the father holds the mother's head under water until the baby swims out and then he eats the placenta, the umbilicle cord and both its legs. And that's so nutritious because, hey, they do that in other cultures, right? Very nutritious. And there's no chance of depression -- neither post partum nor post mortum. Eating the placenta....come on guys, what's so bizarre about that? Hey, for all we know, that wild and crazy Tom will be down there ready with a blender when her water breaks so he can make slurpies to wash down those placenta burgers and umbilical twisty-fries. UMMMMM. When asked WHY he would eat the afterbirth, Tom paused, and with that doubled intensity as he is wont to display whenever he expounds on how much he "CARES" about "EVERYONE," he said the reason he wants to eat the umbilical and placenta is because "it C O M P L E T E S me." Doesn't ever loving dad feel this way while chomping on the afterbirth -- especially when he's promoting his latest movie? It's also smart to have someone video tape the whole process so when he makes the talkshow rounds he can have it played for the audience while he jumps up and down on the sofa proclaiming that he had spectacular sex with Holmes because he is NOT HOMOSEXUAL....just like it said in the full page ad he took out. One question: Who allowed these two freakin morons to breed? Feel very VERY sad for the baby! KATE: (Med Shot/POV camera follows her as she pushes aside group of Scientologists crowed around the crib. She peers into the crib, then in terrified voice): "....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ITS EYES?!!!" TOM: (Med/fast zoom to CloseUp - head turned slightly; demonic look on his face): "I ate them." [ 04-20-2006, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Frank Angel ]  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 04-20-2006 12:45 PM                       It all boils down to Cruise wanting desperately to be a comedian, but he has no sense of timing or delivery. I used to like this guy, but he's trying to do things that someone like a Robin Williams could get away with. When contrasted with his faux-seriousness in interviews, these attempts at knee-slapping humor just come off as if he's got serious mental problems.  |  IP: Logged Steve Scott Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1300 From: Minneapolis, MN Registered: Sep 2000 posted 04-20-2006 02:36 PM                     Yeah, Tom Green was funnier than Cruise.  |  IP: Logged Chad Souder Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 962 From: Waterloo, IA, USA Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-20-2006 08:51 PM                     Although you have to admit you can't be totally surprised that someone famous in Hollywood is turning out to be kooky (my apologies to Margot Kidder, Anne Heche, John Travolta, Shirley MacLaine, Marlon Brando, Liza Minnelli, Whitney Houston, Gary Busey, etc., etc., etc.)  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 04-20-2006 11:01 PM                     I think it's Michael Jackson Syndrome. It seems to be Tom Cruise has been surrounded by people kissing his ass for over two decades. He's stuck in a bubble like lots of very famous celebrities. No one is there to help ground him in a bit of reality.  |  IP: Logged Jason M Miller Master Film Handler Posts: 284 From: Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA Registered: Jul 2004 posted 04-21-2006 09:43 AM                     This movie was just posted on ebaums, watch at your own risk Movie  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 04-21-2006 05:04 PM                  I gotta agree with ya, Jason... The only thing missing in that video was that jerk Cruise and that pompous ass Lagasse! HA! That whole thing, to me, reeks of cannibalism since they are eating part of a human. (Biting fingernails excluded...) The cultures that eat monkey brains seem "smarter".  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 04-21-2006 05:35 PM                        quote: his new baby's placenta. ...excuse my ignorance of human anatomy ... I do know what a placenta is, and what its function is, but I don't know who forms it. Is it formed from the zygote/fetus's cellular structure, or from the mother? Or through some symbiosis of the two? I guess I have always assumed it was the mother, which is why this quoted sentence seems odd to me (saying "baby's placenta" rather than "Katie Holmes's placenta"). But, again ... I never took an anatomy or obstetrics class (or whichever class would answer this question). Anyone know?  |  IP: Logged Jeffry L. Johnson Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 809 From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Registered: Apr 2000 posted 04-21-2006 10:03 PM                        Embryonic and maternal. Implantation and Development of the Placenta Development of the Fetal Membranes and Placenta  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 04-22-2006 12:05 AM                        quote: Jason M Miller This movie was just posted on ebaums, watch at your own risk Movie Well thank you SOOOO much for that Jason....now I won't have to take my appetite suppressant. Hey, this Cruise controversy has generated all this buzz now about canabalisim (aside from the buzz about Tom Cat's exploding brain aneurysm), did you know this eating dead human flesh is not something entirely new? In the Bris Mila ritual (Jewish circumcision) in the Hassidim tradition, the Mohil (Rebbe), when he performs the ceremony, after he cuts the foreskin, he actually puts his mouth on the baby's penis until it stops bleeding and then he EATS THE FORESKIN. You heard me. Mind you, I was only at one Bris in my life, that of a good friend's baby and I have no idea what happened because as soon as the Rabbi brought out this very vicious looking stainless steel circular blade and started to cut the kid's penis, I saw a some blood, grabbed my crotch and fainted dead away. When I woke up, it was all over. The only reason I know of this foreskin munching is because just recently there was a big ruckus in NY about a two babies who contracted hepititis, one died. And of course it was traced to the circumcision ritual; there was an outcry from all quarters. Most people didn't have any idea about that aspect of the ceremony because I believe it is only the Hassidim tradition that does it this way. The more liberal sects don't eat the foreskin, but Access Hollywood reported just yesterday that Tom Cruise is asking to have all discarded foreskins sent to him. Hey, boys and girls, it's not a big leap from afterbirth to foreskins. Yummy.  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 04-22-2006 12:06 AM                     Yuck. That video needs to be relegated to those sick websites that show photos of war casualties, car accident victims and other wacked out shit like that. The folks in the video said it tastes a bit like liver. I hate liver. Any kind of it. The fact this kind of liver came out of a human woman's womb just compounds the grossness past the nth degree. When labor is finished, most women do not want their spouse to look down there and see the afterbirth get delivered out of fear it might screw up their sex life. Now other folks want to slap it on a plate and serve it up with garlic and onions?  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 04-22-2006 12:46 AM                        quote: Bobby Henderson Now other folks want to slap it on a plate and serve it up with garlic and onions? And maybe a nice chianti, tstststs. At least I learnt something today. I always thought the placenta was some kind of bloody slime. I didn't know it was actually a more or less firm object.  |  IP: Logged

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