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Jennifer Pan
THE JEN!

Posts: 1219
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: Nov 2003


 - posted 06-23-2006 11:38 PM      Profile for Jennifer Pan   Author's Homepage   Email Jennifer Pan   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Ya saying I'm ugly Tim? [Razz]

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Frank Angel
Film God

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From: Brooklyn NY USA
Registered: Dec 1999


 - posted 06-23-2006 11:45 PM      Profile for Frank Angel   Author's Homepage   Email Frank Angel   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Richard, seriously, you are one LUCKY chap! This is a most beautiful woman.

What turns me on, as most have already said, it's the whole deal. A pretty, sexy face is the first thing, and essential. I won't even look at breasts if a woman is not at least mildly attractive first.

Erect nipples as seen through a tee-shirt....well, size hardly matters there, does it, because erect nipples trump everything in terms of a super turn-on on pretty much any size. I like a handful whereas humungous mammaries are actually quite a turn-off and quite frankly, downright ugly. I always wonder when she is going to fall on her face. Implants? If I wanted plastic tits, I could get a blow-up doll for $35.

So in this same spirit, I give you this:

After the male researchers of an Arkansas company took sensitivity training, they decided that they would tackle one recurring complaint that they heard from many of the women in their company. They went back to the lab and devised a microchip that could store and playback music; it would be powerful enough to play music at comfortable listening levels, but small enough to be inserted in a women's breast implants.

All the men considered this major breakthrough technology for relationships.

A company spokesman (er...person) said, "We got the idea when we realized that most women find it offensive that men are always staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

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Ron Curran
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Springwood NSW Australia
Registered: Feb 2006


 - posted 06-24-2006 01:24 AM      Profile for Ron Curran   Author's Homepage   Email Ron Curran   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
No man in his right mind could say that, Jennifer.

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Cameron Glendinning
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: West Ryde, Sydney, NSW Australia
Registered: Dec 2005


 - posted 06-24-2006 01:37 AM      Profile for Cameron Glendinning   Email Cameron Glendinning   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Jen ugly, where did that come from? Now me thinks Jen is the complete package. Personality & Looks combine to create the ultimate Film-tech pin up girl, mmmm if only she was 10 years older, lived on the other side of the planet and her dad owned a brewery. [beer]

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Richard Hamilton
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Evansville, Indiana
Registered: Jan 2000


 - posted 06-24-2006 05:43 AM      Profile for Richard Hamilton   Email Richard Hamilton   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote: Jennifer Pan
Dang Richard, she's hot. How the heck do you handle a relationship when you travel so much?

most of the the last 2 years we have lived together, our apartment is in China. I haven't seen her for 5 months, but I will see her in 2 or 3 weeks. Thank goodness for MSN chat and webcams!!

rick

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Jeremy Fuentes
Mmmm, Dr. Pepper!

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From: Corpus Christi, TX United States
Registered: Jan 2004


 - posted 06-24-2006 12:49 PM      Profile for Jeremy Fuentes   Email Jeremy Fuentes   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Having never handled large, I prefer small. Were talking about film formats right?

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Bruce McGee
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Asheville, NC USA... Nowhere in Particular.
Registered: Aug 1999


 - posted 06-24-2006 01:48 PM      Profile for Bruce McGee   Email Bruce McGee   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Jennifer is ANYTHING but ugly. [evil]

Bruce Hansen: Come-on, tell you how you REALLY feel about hooters? I saw you looking around while we talked machinery.... [beer]

[bruce]

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Chris Hipp
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas)
Registered: Jul 2003


 - posted 06-24-2006 02:30 PM      Profile for Chris Hipp   Email Chris Hipp   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Any size, it doesnt matter. The only thing that matters is accessibility.

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Louis Bornwasser
Film God

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From: prospect ky usa
Registered: Mar 2005


 - posted 06-24-2006 09:19 PM      Profile for Louis Bornwasser   Author's Homepage   Email Louis Bornwasser   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Where's the Greco-factor in this?

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Chris Hipp
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas)
Registered: Jul 2003


 - posted 06-24-2006 10:21 PM      Profile for Chris Hipp   Email Chris Hipp   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
my guess is the smaller and un-developed the better. [evil]

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Jeremy Fuentes
Mmmm, Dr. Pepper!

Posts: 1168
From: Corpus Christi, TX United States
Registered: Jan 2004


 - posted 06-24-2006 10:33 PM      Profile for Jeremy Fuentes   Email Jeremy Fuentes   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
On another note, Joe...if all you have is pancakes, you could always add syrup. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

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Randy Stankey
Film God

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From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 06-25-2006 12:14 AM      Profile for Randy Stankey   Email Randy Stankey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rick;

Your girlfriend is hot but it took me a minute to notice because your fur bedspread distracted me!

Is that sheep skin or alpaca?

A hot woman on a fur bedspread gives me the chills!
Oh, Yeah! [thumbsup]

The first thing that turns me on about a woman is her eyes. She can have a nice body but, without pretty eyes, she won't float my boat.

As for size preference: I am legally obligated by the state of North Carolina to say that my favorite breast size is 38-D. [Wink]

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Brad Allen
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Evansville, IN, USA
Registered: May 2000


 - posted 06-26-2006 01:16 PM      Profile for Brad Allen   Email Brad Allen   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Breasts are good, as long as they are real and don't have any friggin tats on them to ruin the view.
No fake boobs. Yeck.

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Tim Reed
Better Projection Pays

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From: Northampton, PA
Registered: Sep 1999


 - posted 06-30-2006 09:08 AM      Profile for Tim Reed   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
[Big Grin] Brad, that's funny! [Wink]

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Gordon McLeod
Film God

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From: Toronto Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 06-30-2006 10:17 AM      Profile for Gordon McLeod   Email Gordon McLeod   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I don't discriminate all shapes and sizes [Smile]

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