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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

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From: Lawton, OK, USA
Registered: Apr 2001


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quote: Tony Bandiera Jr
"Where are you from, boy?"
"California, sir!"
"California? Only two things come from California..steers and queers..and I don't see no horns on you boy."

Tony, you're obviously paraphrasing the quote. Actually in FMJ "Private Cowboy" said he was from Texas. Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!

quote: Mark J. Marshall
Hartman: "How tall are you, Private?"
Private: "Sir, five foot nine, Sir."
Hartman: "Five foot nine... I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

The followup is even more funny:
Hartman: ...you sure you're not trying to squeeze in an inch on me, boy?
Private Cowboy: Sir no sir!
Hartman: bullshit, I bet the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

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John Wilson
Film God

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From: Sydney, Australia.
Registered: Dec 1999


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quote:
Tony, you're obviously paraphrasing the quote. Actually in FMJ "Private Cowboy" said he was from Texas. Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!

There's a very similar line in 'An Officer And A Gentleman'. I assumed that's what he was quoting...hence my follow-up of 'nowhere else to go'.

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John Wilson
Film God

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From: Sydney, Australia.
Registered: Dec 1999


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I wonder if this will continue until the maximum post count for the forum is reached? What is that...1400 or something?

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Sean Weitzel
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Vacaville, CA (1790 miles west of Rockwall)
Registered: Dec 1999


 - posted 05-27-2009 07:52 PM      Profile for Sean Weitzel   Email Sean Weitzel   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I have my snipe tool set up to make the last post. [Big Grin]

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

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From: Albuquerque, NM
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What? You have a special tool to snip snipes?

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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

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From: Lawton, OK, USA
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Alliteration will not result in a win.

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Marty Carr
Film Handler

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I'm last with my first post. [Smile]

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John Wilson
Film God

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From: Sydney, Australia.
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Don't practice your alliteration on me!

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Robert John Jeromson
Master Film Handler

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From: Auckland, New Zealand
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Careless cars cutting corners create confusion

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Randy Stankey
Film God

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From: Erie, Pennsylvania
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Come on! Cut the Crap!

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Mark J. Marshall
Film God

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From: New Castle, DE, USA
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"By the pricking of my thumb something wicked this way comes."

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

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From: Albuquerque, NM
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Ollie's Ointment for Opulent Over-Eaters...

Obscure but outstanding!

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Mark Lensenmayer
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Upper Arlington, OH
Registered: Sep 1999


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My favorite all-time film quote:

"As a moral to young men, who come down to the city,
Don't go 'round breaking people's tambourines"

Well, I think I'll go out and milk the elk.

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Jeremy Fuentes
Mmmm, Dr. Pepper!

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From: Corpus Christi, TX United States
Registered: Jan 2004


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I win.

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Mike Blakesley
Film God

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From: Forsyth, Montana
Registered: Jun 99


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The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

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