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Topic: The last person who posts here wins
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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

Posts: 10973
From: Lawton, OK, USA
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 05-26-2009 11:10 PM
quote: Tony Bandiera Jr "Where are you from, boy?" "California, sir!" "California? Only two things come from California..steers and queers..and I don't see no horns on you boy."
Tony, you're obviously paraphrasing the quote. Actually in FMJ "Private Cowboy" said he was from Texas. Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!
quote: Mark J. Marshall Hartman: "How tall are you, Private?" Private: "Sir, five foot nine, Sir." Hartman: "Five foot nine... I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
The followup is even more funny: Hartman: ...you sure you're not trying to squeeze in an inch on me, boy? Private Cowboy: Sir no sir! Hartman: bullshit, I bet the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
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