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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins Charles Greenlee Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 801 From: Savannah, Ga, U.S. Registered: Jun 2006 posted 09-01-2009 01:27 AM                        "1.21 Jigawatts!!?!?!"  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 09-01-2009 01:36 AM                     "but I couldn't get the headset to work, so that's how I came to be known as Sargent Penback"  |  IP: Logged Andy Bajew Expert Film Handler Posts: 136 From: Bellaire, Texas Registered: Jun 2009 posted 09-01-2009 06:08 PM                     King of Swamp Castle: "You only killed the bride's father, you know." Sir Lancelot : "Well, I didn't mean to." King of Swamp Castle: "Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head." Sir Lancelot : "Oh dear... is he all right?"  |  IP: Logged Mark Ogden Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 943 From: Little Falls, N.J. Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-01-2009 06:26 PM                     The Dude: Also, my rug was stolen. Cop: The rug was in the car? The Dude: No. It was here. Cop: Oh, separate incidents. Voice on answering machine: Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug. Cop: Well. I guess we can close the file on that one.  |  IP: Logged Andy Bajew Expert Film Handler Posts: 136 From: Bellaire, Texas Registered: Jun 2009 posted 09-01-2009 06:54 PM                     haha  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 09-01-2009 07:18 PM                        Judge: Officer! What are these people being charged with? Cop: Well, that's kinda hard to say Judge. Judge: Give it a shot. Cop: Well, we fished most of them out of San Francisco Bay. Judge: Entering the country illegally? Cop: No sir, they drove in. Judge: Into the country? Cop: Into the bay!  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-01-2009 10:24 PM                        Now, then, ladies and gentlemen, do you see this gun? It fires 750 rounds of 9-millimeter ammunition per minute. In other words, if all of you, simultaneously, were to rush me...not a single one of you would get any closer than you are right now. I do hope I've made myself understood.  |  IP: Logged Andy Bajew Expert Film Handler Posts: 136 From: Bellaire, Texas Registered: Jun 2009 posted 09-02-2009 02:46 PM                     "There were so many parties, so many scenes--the childhood game of musical chairs will never be the same. "  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 09-02-2009 03:04 PM                     Dade Murphy: The pool on the roof must have a leak.  |  IP: Logged Alex Edwards Expert Film Handler Posts: 114 From: Iowa Registered: Aug 2009 posted 09-02-2009 04:10 PM                  "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!"  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 09-02-2009 04:23 PM                     Arnie: "It's a seven-shot six-shooter and I had it specially made." Ann Margaret: "...Why?" Arnie: "I don't know...nobody ever asked me that before."  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 09-02-2009 04:55 PM                        Folks, this car was just used once in a suicide pact - there's just a little lipstick around the exhaust pipe.  |  IP: Logged Mark Lensenmayer Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1605 From: Upper Arlington, OH Registered: Sep 1999 posted 09-02-2009 05:43 PM                     Are you quoting THE VILLAIN, John? That was supposed to be a live-action Road Runner film from 1979, with Arnold, Ann-Margaret and Kirk Douglas, directed by Hal Needham. It was not really a bad idea, giving lots of work to the stuntmen and women, but Arnold's performance was so horrendously AWFUL that it spoiled the film. Just AWFUL!!!! Really AWFUL!!!!!!!! Now I had to go add it to my NETFLIX queue...just to see if it really is as bad as I remember it!! Thanks for dredging up the bad memories, John!!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 09-03-2009 04:34 AM                  It's a short circuit in the frontal lobe.  |  IP: Logged Joshua Waaland Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 800 From: Cleveland, Ohio Registered: Dec 1999 posted 09-03-2009 08:07 AM                     "From now on I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur. And tell the other curs the law is coming. You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!"  |  IP: Logged

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