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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 09-06-2009 06:27 PM                       You got any biscuits for sale in there?  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 09-07-2009 09:05 PM                     Schlemeel, Schlemazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-07-2009 10:14 PM                     "Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness."  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-07-2009 10:53 PM                        Boy the way Glenn Miller played Songs that made the hit parade, Guys like us we had it made, Those were the days. Didn't need no welfare state, Everybody pulled his weight; Gee, our old LaSalle ran great, Those were the days. And you knew where you were then, Girls were girls and men were men. Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again. People used to be content, Fifty dollars paid the rent, Freaks were in a circus tent, Those were the days. Take a little Sunday spin; Go to watch the Dodgers win. Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin. Hair was short and skirts were long, Kate Smith really sold a song, I don't know just what went wrong, Those...were....the.....dayyyyyyyys!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 09-08-2009 01:50 AM                  I am we Todd it, I am sofa king we Todd it!  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 09-08-2009 12:18 PM                     I always saw it written "I am Sofa King We Todd Did." It's funny to give someone unfamiliar with the joke a piece of paper saying "I am Sofa King we Todd did" and asking them to read it out loud.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 09-08-2009 04:06 PM                        Sounds like the gag PA pages we used to make at McCarran airport on a slow Saturday night when you could fire a cannon in the terminal and not hit anyone, you know: Paging Mr. Meoff, Mr. Jack Meoff, please pick up a white courtesy telephone. Thank you! ..... No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 09-08-2009 04:49 PM                     Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?  |  IP: Logged Sean Weitzel Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 619 From: Vacaville, CA (1790 miles west of Rockwall) Registered: Dec 1999 posted 09-08-2009 05:23 PM                     "All of my filth is in alphabetical order. This for example, was under H for Toy"  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 09-08-2009 06:23 PM                     "We need a fourth for tennis tonight Lewis...you interested?' "No can-do. I'll be having dinner with Penelope tonight." "Mmmm...lucky you!" "It's not luck."  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 09-08-2009 07:32 PM                        It's not the same you thick-headed fool! There's no fun in killing soloists!  |  IP: Logged Mark Ogden Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 943 From: Little Falls, N.J. Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-08-2009 07:48 PM                     Babs Johnson: I guess there's just two kinds of people in this world, Miss Sandstone . . . MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category YOU fit into. Have a nice day! Miss Sandstone (raising middle finger): Eat the bird, bitch!  |  IP: Logged Robert John Jeromson Master Film Handler Posts: 264 From: Auckland, New Zealand Registered: Jul 2004 posted 09-08-2009 08:22 PM                     If the food don't kill ya, the service will...  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 09-08-2009 08:45 PM                     "I know what I want...I want to start a worm farm with the guys that I fought with." "I was against the war...I protested it." "...and I fought it."  |  IP: Logged Robert John Jeromson Master Film Handler Posts: 264 From: Auckland, New Zealand Registered: Jul 2004 posted 09-08-2009 09:12 PM                     Frank opens the filing cabinet and pulls a small plastic bag out of one of the folders FRANK: The missing evidence from the Kelner case, my god, he was innocent. ED: Frank he went to the chair three years ago! Frank throws the small plastic bag back into the filing cabinet and quickly closes it.  |  IP: Logged

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