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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 10-17-2009 12:22 AM                     He was a white guy, moustache, about 6-foot-3. That's an awfully big moustache.  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 10-17-2009 11:53 AM                     The moral of . . . the story is clear . . . instead of burbon . . . stick to beer!!  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 10-17-2009 12:44 PM                     If Kangaroos aren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat?  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 10-17-2009 07:18 PM                        I wouldn't say she's fat, but when she goes to the opera no one will leave until she stands up and sings.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-17-2009 07:56 PM                        She was so ugly, when a guy attacked her in an alley, she yelled "Rape" and he yelled "NO!"  |  IP: Logged Charles Caron Expert Film Handler Posts: 188 From: Billings MT, USA Registered: Jul 2005 posted 10-18-2009 10:15 PM                     Better bring me a bucket...  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 10-18-2009 10:34 PM                     Just...don't...smoke...  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 10-18-2009 11:01 PM                        “Meine Damen und Herren... Madames et Messieurs... Ladies and Gentlemen. Where are your troubles now? Forgotten? I told you so. We have no troubles here! Here, life is be-autiful. The girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful. Auf wiedersehen! A bientot.”  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-19-2009 11:43 AM                        I'm not superstitious. Just a little stitious.  |  IP: Logged Mark Ogden Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 943 From: Little Falls, N.J. Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-19-2009 12:33 PM                     I'm starting to worry about what my wife is doing when I am away on business trips. The other day I came back from Florida. I got into a cab at the airport and made a joke with the driver. I said "take me someplace I can get laid". He drove me to my house.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-19-2009 01:42 PM                        I got great-looking kids, you know? Lucky thing my wife fools around on me. I caught guy in bed with my wife. I said, "Who told you you could fool around with my wife?" He said "Everybody." I'm a bad lover, I know that. A very bad lover. The other night I caught the Fruit of the Loom guys giggling at me.  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 10-19-2009 02:18 PM                        "By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins." "I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!" "Good lord! Can he really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?" "Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different." "Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells."  |  IP: Logged Demetris Thoupis Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1240 From: Aradippou, Larnaca, Cyprus Registered: Apr 2001 posted 10-19-2009 02:26 PM                     And the winner is ME!! Film Rules!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 10-19-2009 05:21 PM                        Oh pulleeeeeze! I went to see my shrink. I said, "Doc, I think I'm a schizoid." He said, "That makes four of us."  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-19-2009 06:02 PM                        I went to my dentist. I said, "Doc, my teeth are all yellow." He said, "Wear a brown necktie." I went to a psychiatrist, he told me I'm crazy. I said, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right, you're ugly too."  |  IP: Logged

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