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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins William T. Parr Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 823 From: Cedar Park, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 10-26-2009 01:13 AM                     I still can not believe I haven't won yet. WTF.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-26-2009 01:35 AM                  Call Northside 777  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 10-26-2009 02:30 AM                     Life goes on long after the thrill of livin' is gone.  |  IP: Logged Mark Lensenmayer Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1605 From: Upper Arlington, OH Registered: Sep 1999 posted 10-26-2009 11:44 AM                     From McSweeney's Internet Tendencies : Vegetarian Lasagna SERVES 4-8 Invite a vegetarian over for tea. Politely inquire about his degenerate lifestyle in order to lull him into a false sense of security. When he lowers his guard, beat him to death with a sack of phone books. Cook vegetarian over medium heat until brown. Remove from heat and stir in pasta sauce, onion, garlic powder, basil, and oregano. Return to low heat to simmer. Cook, drain, and rinse noodles. In a baking dish, layer in noodles, sauce, and cheese. Bake covered with foil at 375 degrees Fahrenheit for 30 minutes or until top layer of cheese is bubbling. Let cool for 10 minutes, then serve and enjoy. Afterward, discreetly dispose of the vegetarian's belongings and wipe down the house from top to bottom.  |  IP: Logged Elia Orselli Film Handler Posts: 42 From: Imola, Bologna, Italy Registered: Feb 2008 posted 10-26-2009 12:56 PM                        It's a very interesting recipe, I'll try it as soon as possible.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 10-26-2009 01:15 PM                        You'll never see a Totoro first-person shooter. Professor Thomas Lamarre, McGill University  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 10-26-2009 01:29 PM                        A husband on his death bed asks his wife to come close so he can tell her his dying wish. She leans close to him and he whispers, "When I am gone, I want you to marry Tom so you won't be alone." She thought for a moment and said, "But I though you hated Tom." He answered, "I do."  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 10-26-2009 02:42 PM                     quote: Robert John Jeromson Two hours after us Guys...Shhhhh.... Did you hear something?  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 10-27-2009 09:11 AM                        quote: John Wilson Did you hear something? "Let's get outa here....this place give me the creeps."  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 10-27-2009 10:46 PM                     "I taste ham!"  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-27-2009 11:45 PM                        My Mom's Orange-and-Banana Salad 1. Cut up a couple oranges and bananas into bite-size pieces and put all the pieces into a bowl (Peel the fruit first, dumbass) 2. Drop in a teaspoon or so of Miracle Whip (yes, I didn't believe it either when I first heard it) 3. Mix it up good This is unbelieveably tasty. Since I'm the first one to think of posting one of "Mom's recipes" that means I win.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-28-2009 12:30 AM                  HEAD CHEESE Recipe 1 lg. hog head 1 1/2 tbsp. salt Dash of red pepper Dash of black pepper 1 onion 1 c. vinegar Clean hog head by removing eyes, ears and brains. Saw into 4 pieces. Put in large pot and boil until tender. Remove meat from broth. Pick out bones and cook onion until done in broth. Dip out onion and run meat and onion through food chopper. Mix in peppers, vinegar and salt, put in cheese cloth, hang, let drip overnight. Slice and enjoy. Refrigerate unused portion.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 10-28-2009 01:58 AM                       I keep wondering who's going to bury the last man?  |  IP: Logged Jason Black Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1723 From: Myrtle Beach, SC, USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 10-28-2009 02:49 AM                        I'm certainly no undertaker.... ;-)  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 10-28-2009 03:44 AM                     Mike's Mom's recipe certainly is a front runner here, but I've heard much about Phil and his famous Head Cheese. But let's face it, what can possibly stand up against such strong..er..competition as Phil's Head Cheese? Phil- you have to roll it back, mate.  |  IP: Logged

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