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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-05-2009 11:14 AM                        ***SHOOTS FLAMING BALLS*** Emits showers of sparks and reports Use under adult supervision Place outdoors on level ground Light fuse and get away (Made in China)  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 07-05-2009 12:20 PM                        I'd rather pay for 150 hotel rooms instead of 150 coffins.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 07-05-2009 12:38 PM                  Slow Cooker Corned Beef and Cabbage Ingredients: 4 large carrots, peeled and cut into matchstick pieces 10 baby red potatoes, quartered 1 onion, peeled and cut into bite-sized pieces 3 cups water 1 (4 pound) corned beef brisket with spice packet 12 ounces beer 1/2 head cabbage, coarsely chopped Directions: 1.Place the carrots, potatoes, and onion into the bottom of a slow cooker, pour in the water, and place the brisket on top of the vegetables. Pour the beer over the brisket. Sprinkle on the spices from the packet, cover, and set the cooker on High. 2.Cook the brisket for about 8 hours. An hour before serving, stir in the cabbage and cook for 1 more hour.  |  IP: Logged Mark Lensenmayer Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1605 From: Upper Arlington, OH Registered: Sep 1999 posted 07-05-2009 02:18 PM                     For even better corned beef, locate your nearest PENZEY'S SPICES store and buy their corned beef seasoning mix. It really makes a difference,  |  IP: Logged Mark Lensenmayer Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1605 From: Upper Arlington, OH Registered: Sep 1999 posted 07-06-2009 01:52 PM                     We interrupt this thread to insert our proprietary copy identification. Please be assured we appreciate your business and will do our best to keep our identification scheme as unintrusive as possible. But, as you know, piracy leads directly to terrorism, or so we've heard. Thank you. Sincerely, your friends at the MPAA.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 07-06-2009 02:10 PM                  " ... faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money"  |  IP: Logged Bill Gabel Film God Posts: 3873 From: Technicolor / Postworks NY, USA Registered: Jan 2002 posted 07-06-2009 03:39 PM                     Movies Are Your Best Entertainment!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 07-06-2009 03:57 PM                  All the boys get cuter at closin' time. If I could rate 'em on a scale from one to ten, I'm lookin' for a nine, but eight could work right in. A few more drinks and I might slip to a five or even four. But when tomorrow mornin' comes, And I wake up with a number one, I swear I'll never do it anymore!  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-06-2009 05:38 PM                        Menu item spotted at our local Speedway Diner: "Veal on a Bum"  |  IP: Logged Mark J. Marshall Film God Posts: 3188 From: New Castle, DE, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 07-06-2009 06:42 PM                    "Oooooooooo.... I wish all the kings were like ole King Brian. If he can't beat ya drinkin' he'll fall down a-tryin."  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 07-06-2009 07:20 PM                        King Brian (the wild)? "It's not the same you thick-headed fool! There's no fun in killing soloists!"  |  IP: Logged Evans A Criswell Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1579 From: Huntsville, AL, USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 07-06-2009 11:02 PM                        Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. (reads the same forward and backwards)  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 07-06-2009 11:17 PM                     I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-07-2009 01:25 AM                     In Memoriam: With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 07-07-2009 03:00 AM                  Randy: You totally suckered me in 'til I read the last couple of sentences! Really funny!  |  IP: Logged

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