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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins William T. Parr Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 823 From: Cedar Park, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 08-17-2009 11:45 PM                     quote: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.  |  IP: Logged Charles Greenlee Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 801 From: Savannah, Ga, U.S. Registered: Jun 2006 posted 08-18-2009 01:13 AM                        "We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine; We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine..."  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-18-2009 03:58 AM                     Areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent!  |  IP: Logged James. R. Deeter Film Handler Posts: 64 From: Belton, MO, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 08-18-2009 03:39 PM                     You get yourself a job before sundown, or we're sending you to military school with that, goddam Finklestein shit kid. Son of a Bitch !  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 08-18-2009 07:25 PM                        Well, you know how we play our game, dont'cha? The champion, Mrs. Muckinfuss, will get the first question. If she answers correctly, the challenger, Mrs. Fussmucker, will SPIIIINN the big prize wheel to determine the champion's prize. If the wheel stops on a prize already won by the champion, she'll have to forfeit the prize, and draw a number for a new category. If the wheel stops on a prize NOT yet won by our champion, she'll have a choice, of either accepting the prize, or taking a prize from the challenger's list, in which case the champion forfeits her turn, and chooses the challenger's home partner from the revolving drum! We'll call the challenger's home partner on the phone and we'll ask her 15 questions. If she can answer all of them correctly, she can select a number from one to nine hundred; the champion will then SPIIIIINNNN the big prize wheel to determine the amount of money won by the challenger's home partner. Well, that's what happens if the champion answers correctly. If she answers incorrectly, she has to give us her firstborn male child.  |  IP: Logged Mark J. Marshall Film God Posts: 3188 From: New Castle, DE, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 08-18-2009 10:13 PM                    .  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 08-19-2009 12:07 AM                        Going for a minimalist thing there Mark?  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-19-2009 12:36 AM                     Well what are we gonna do with him, Evelyn? I don't know dear...we could always strangle him while he's asleep.  |  IP: Logged Mark J. Marshall Film God Posts: 3188 From: New Castle, DE, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 08-19-2009 12:54 PM                    Paul: "There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole."  |  IP: Logged Mark Lensenmayer Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1605 From: Upper Arlington, OH Registered: Sep 1999 posted 08-19-2009 03:24 PM                     So fix it, Dear Paul, Dear Paul, Dear Paul, So fix it, Dear Paul, Dear Paul, Fix It!  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 08-19-2009 04:35 PM                     Paul? Who the hell is Paul? Dear Henry wants a divorce.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-19-2009 05:07 PM                     Is Liza getting a bit on the side then?  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-19-2009 05:15 PM                  601  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 08-19-2009 05:50 PM                     106  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-19-2009 06:02 PM                  quote: Adam Martin Paul? Who the hell is Paul? Here ya go ya brute! Tall Paul - HA!  |  IP: Logged

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