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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 11-16-2009 12:23 PM                        Stolen from the interwebs: Wow! That movie was so loud I couldn't hear myself talking on my cell phone!  |  IP: Logged Demetris Thoupis Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1240 From: Aradippou, Larnaca, Cyprus Registered: Apr 2001 posted 11-16-2009 02:49 PM                     i doubt there's a price  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-16-2009 03:12 PM                     There's always a price.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-16-2009 03:20 PM                        You, Mr. Stivic, are a meathead. What did you call me? Meathead. Dead from the neck up. Meat-head.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-16-2009 03:52 PM                     "Nothing would have happened if the power grid hadn't been turned off by Dickless here. "THEY caused an explosion!" "Is this true?" "Yes, it's true...this man has no dick."  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 11-16-2009 06:04 PM                     "What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?" "No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve." "That's gotta be some cockroach." "Bite your head off, man."  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-16-2009 06:27 PM                     "I have a plan...I know exactly what to do...Ready?...Ready?... GET HER! "  |  IP: Logged Clint Koch Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1435 From: San Luis Obispo, CA, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 11-16-2009 06:46 PM                     Nimble little minx, in't she?  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-16-2009 06:52 PM                     "Maybe would could get together tonight around..." "...Eight o'clock?" "I was just gonna say...'Eight o'clock?' You are a legitimate phenomenon."  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 11-16-2009 07:22 PM                        Ok, so I don't have a quote ... but we're getting near the end ...  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 11-16-2009 07:29 PM                  Repent! The End is Near!  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 11-16-2009 07:55 PM                        I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens many locks, it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-16-2009 08:02 PM                     quote: Repent! The End is Near!  |  IP: Logged Jonathan Althaus Master Film Handler Posts: 435 From: Bedford, TX Registered: Dec 2008 posted 11-16-2009 08:39 PM                     "End? Oh no the journey doesn't end here."  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-16-2009 09:05 PM                        And what's wrong with sluts? Sluts are my favorite people! Can someone splain to me that woman whine about how terrible guys are because we leave the toilet seat up? Evidently this is a distaster of monumental proportions to the female gender. Seriously. How is it a bad thing that we don't want to piss all over where they sit? Do they not know HOW to put a toilet seat down?....is that a freakin major problem requiring Mensa IQs to figure out? My lady claims that if she has to go in the middle of the night, she might "forget" and sit on the cold porcelain. Well how stupid are you, lady? (I didn't use those words, I can assure you). Do they think guys don't ever have to sit on the toilet? How is it we have figured out how to put the seat down, but they don't? How is it that as a human who has lived on the planet for over 5 decades, I have maybe only once or twice in a college drunken stupor sat on a toilet bowl without putting the seat down first. Yet according to their complaint, they seem to forget all the time, or at least often enough that they bitch and moan about it. All I know is, when I have sit-down business on the thrown, if I did indeed accidently forget to put the seat down, I certainly wouldn't try to blame someone else -- I would blame myself for being a bigger ass than my cold ass. Their complaint defies logic. Am I wrong about this? And if any of our lady members would like to tell me where I am going wrong here, please, jump in....but put the seat down first.  |  IP: Logged

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