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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 11-16-2009 09:40 PM                     More often than not a woman branded as a slut is judged that way by other women. Most guys are just happy to be getting laid.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-16-2009 11:18 PM                     quote: Frank Angel Can someone splain to me that woman whine about how terrible guys are because we leave the toilet seat up? Evidently this is a distaster of monumental proportions to the female gender Simple answer: "Look before you leap!"  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 11-17-2009 12:01 AM                     Some ladies like to sit and take a piss in the dark. Seriously. I've seen women do this. Get up in the middle of the night. Go into the bathroom. Don't turn on the bathroom light. Sit and do your business. This is one of the reasons why it's bad to leave the lid in the "up" position. This is also why it's really really bad to sprinkle piss on the seat and fail to clean the seat afterward. I don't really understand why some women go to the bathroom in the dark. My best guess would be they don't want to turn on that painfully bright light while they're half asleep and they don't want to catch a glimpse of how bad they think they look in the bathroom mirror(s).  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-17-2009 12:43 AM                     If I wake up at 2:00 in the morning and I have to take a leak, I don't like to turn the light on, either. You're right, Bobby. I don't want to burn my retinas and I don't want to look at my ugly self at 2AM either. The solution is simple. I just sit on the pot to take a leak. But, do I worry about getting a cold ass at 2AM? No. "Look before you leap" is still the guiding principle, even in the dark. Just reach down to where the toilet seat would be if it was up and feel if it's there. What the hell, you have to locate the commode anyway. Right? You might as well kill two birds with one stone. Besides, it's right there next to the flush handle. Reach down and check. If there are two pieces, you know you have the seat and the lid. Don't sit or you'll get a wet ass. If there is nothing there, don't sit or you'll sit on the closed lid. If there is only one piece, you know you have the lid open and the seat is down. Do your business in relative safety. If you sit on the pot and get a wet ass because you didn't look first, man or woman, there is only one person to blame... YOU! Come on, people! This is a fucking toilet! It isn't rocket science!  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 11-17-2009 12:54 AM                        Then only way I'll buy the "put the toilet seat down" argument is if it's both parts of the toilet seat. And you know what, I agree with that, I'll happily put both parts of the toilet seat in the down position when I'm done (in essence closing it, putting it on standby) providing everybody else (male or female) does the same ...  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 11-17-2009 01:19 AM                     I really don't like getting up in the middle of the night or an hour or two before I normally wake just to take a leak. I'm too freaking tired and more often than not I have a case of Ginsu Steel™ brand morning wood. This is no good if your bladder is also rock hard and feeling like it may rupture with just a finger tap. Standing in front of the toilet is a tough proposition. Pointing an angry hard on down at the bowl cuts off the flow to a frustrating trickle. It would be so much easier and feel a lot better to just piss on the wall above the commode. But you have that big mess to clean up afterward. Sitting down makes more sense, but can be tricky as well. You still have to point your dick downward. Not that I'm hung like a horse, but in that position my pecker is at point blank distance almost touching the front of the bowl. If I let more than a small trickle loose I'll ricochet piss all over the back of my legs! Meanwhile my bladder is crying Uncle from the sharp pain. Everyone is familiar with the space between the toilet bowl and seat. Don't point your dick down far enough and you'll piss right between that gap! Man, that makes me angry when I do that! Sometimes, I just cut out all that nonsense, take off my boxers, step into the shower and piss in there! Rinse off the shower, towel dry and get back to sleep.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 11-17-2009 01:00 PM                        Ah youth. Cherish those memories - before you know it you too will be peeing in morse code.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-17-2009 02:32 PM                        quote: Sometimes, I just cut out all that nonsense, take off my boxers, step into the shower and piss in there! I was going to make that very suggestion until you did. Night squirts are definitely a pain. Getting out of bed is the worst part, especially in winter!  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-17-2009 02:39 PM                     Just piss in the sink and wash it down with hot water.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 11-17-2009 03:48 PM                  Oh my God! Who brought that chain saw to the prom?  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 11-17-2009 04:22 PM                     Well, me gently with a chainsaw!"  |  IP: Logged Demetris Thoupis Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1240 From: Aradippou, Larnaca, Cyprus Registered: Apr 2001 posted 11-17-2009 04:43 PM                     65 to go  |  IP: Logged Greg Anderson Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 766 From: Ogden Valley, Utah Registered: Nov 1999 posted 11-17-2009 05:13 PM                         |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 11-17-2009 06:12 PM                     quote: Randy Stankey Just piss in the sink and wash it down with hot water. I tried doing that but it sprung loose and I pissed on the medicine cabinet mirror!  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 11-17-2009 06:29 PM                        Pissing in the toilet really isn't that difficult, even when you get up during your sleep. Turn on the light, look at the ground and your eyes will be fine, don't look in the mirror if you are the terminally self-conscious type. That's the quickest way to get back to bed.  |  IP: Logged

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