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Author Topic: Jennifer's Body & Megan Fox Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-15-2009 01:43 AM                  quote: Brad Miller ...Phil boning Zac Efron... Hubba hubba. As they say: NEVER give up trying! (OBTW: WTF *ARE* "THEY"?) HA!  |  IP: Logged Jarret Chessell Master Film Handler Posts: 288 From: London, Ontario, Canada Registered: Jan 2009 posted 08-15-2009 12:40 PM                     Hopefully one day I'll meet Megan Fox. I'm sure after she takes one look at my amazing body and experiences my intriguing personality she'll be hooked. I guess the odds of meeting her are slim, probably more slim than someone donating a CP-65 to Victor and I *HINT* (but probably marginally better than Phil getting to bone Zac Efron).  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 08-15-2009 01:14 PM                        "Bone". LOL. That's so late 80's. Maybe early 90's. Aw hell, I dunno.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-15-2009 01:32 PM                  Just a quick note/report on my "date" with Zac last night. First we went to dinner. I had the boned chicken. Zac had the Italian sausage delight. Then we went to an all-male strip show. Zac and I both put $$$ in the entertainer's package holders. After that we went to a party at Megan Fox's. Then I took him home. NO sex... I don't think it's proper to have sex on the 1st thru 3rd dates. We made plans to go out next Friday.  |  IP: Logged Mike Heenan Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1896 From: Scottsdale, AZ, USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-16-2009 01:02 PM                     How did you manage to ditch Perez?  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 08-16-2009 01:12 PM                     quote: Phil Hill Then I took him home. NO sex... I don't think it's proper to have sex on the 1st thru 3rd dates. So I'm assuming that rule doesn't apply to pizza delivery guys?  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-16-2009 09:16 PM                  quote: Mike Heenan How did you manage to ditch Perez? It was easy. We sent him on a wild-goose-chase. We told him that Miss California wanted to forgive all the past bad blood between them and that the TV news would be there when she publicly apologized to him and made amends. Film at 11... quote: Brad Miller So I'm assuming that rule doesn't apply to pizza delivery guys? He delivers...  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 08-16-2009 09:20 PM                        In less than thirty minutes or it's free.  |  IP: Logged William T. Parr Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 823 From: Cedar Park, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 08-18-2009 03:15 PM                     quote: Paul Mayer In less than thirty minutes or it's free. I guess that's why they call him Quick.  |  IP: Logged Jarret Chessell Master Film Handler Posts: 288 From: London, Ontario, Canada Registered: Jan 2009 posted 08-21-2009 07:56 PM                     Hey, sorry I haven't posted in a while... weirdest thing happened... So I was sitting at home watching my HD DVD of transformers (with megan fox), and I hear a knock on my door. I answered it and Zac Efron, Megan Fox and Phill Hill were there! They tied me up and took me to Megan's house and fed me what appeared to be leftover boned chicken and italian sausage. They also drugged me and painted a bullseye on my butt! (not sure what that was about). When I woke up I was sitting outside of District 10 and had to hitch hike home.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-22-2009 04:47 PM                  quote: Jarret Chessell ...Zac Efron, Megan Fox and Phill Hill were there! They tied me up and took me to Megan's house... Well Jarret, since all 3 of us live in the Los Angeles area and you're in Ontario, Canada, it's a heck of a hike. Did we fly you or drive you here? BTW: When I told Megan about your *fantasy* she asked me to send you her best wishes. The "Target" on your butt was Megan's idea for the proper placement of her "greeting" for you ...(I'm sure she wasn't thinking of doing a prostate exam) see the below pic: HUGGS! (And thanks for being a good sport, bub!)  |  IP: Logged Jarret Chessell Master Film Handler Posts: 288 From: London, Ontario, Canada Registered: Jan 2009 posted 08-22-2009 09:35 PM                     that might be a prostate exam i'd willingly take. Turn your head and cough, hell yes!  |  IP: Logged Matt Fields Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 545 From: Ohio, United States Registered: Jun 2005 posted 08-23-2009 12:14 PM                     Arch your back like a cat!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-24-2009 04:51 PM                  quote: Jarret that might be a prostate exam i'd willingly take. Turn your head and cough, hell yes! Hmmmmm... Obviously you're confused about the medical exam procedures for guys. You're mixing up the "bend-over and crack a smile" prostate exam procedure and the "grab my balls and cough" to check for a hernia. OBTW: Although I'm NOT a physician, I did play one on TV.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 08-24-2009 05:58 PM                        I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!  |  IP: Logged

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