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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 11-21-2009 07:55 PM                        My instructions to the wait staff when I order a steak go one of two ways: Show it to the fire. and/or Whack the horns off and wipe it - I'm ready. My favorite dish (back when it was legal to serve) was the "Rare Wagon" at The Kettle coffee shop in Manhattan Beach. It was a large plate lined with thin-sliced cuts of blood-rare beef, served with perfectly steamed veggies, mashed spuds, and a great horseradish. Absolute. Heaven.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-21-2009 08:17 PM                     How do I like my steak cooked? 1) Wave a match under it. 2) I want it still mooing. 3) I want it so rare I can still see the marks where the jockey was hitting it. (Rodney Dangerfield) 4) A good veterinarian can have it back on its feet in fifteen minutes.  |  IP: Logged Greg Anderson Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 766 From: Ogden Valley, Utah Registered: Nov 1999 posted 11-21-2009 09:14 PM                        Boosting the numbers, again.  |  IP: Logged Joe Elliott Master Film Handler Posts: 497 From: Port Orange, Fl USA Registered: Oct 2006 posted 11-22-2009 01:53 AM                     Mr. President, Welcome aboard Air Force One.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 11-22-2009 12:01 PM                        I'm a black & white projectionist - all black or all white.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-22-2009 12:47 PM                        I'm not a fast cook. I'm not a slow cook. I'm a half-fast cook.  |  IP: Logged Greg Anderson Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 766 From: Ogden Valley, Utah Registered: Nov 1999 posted 11-22-2009 06:40 PM                        Keep going!  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 11-22-2009 07:59 PM                        quote: Frank Angel The man said it was, and Giovani slammed the ketchup bottle on the table with one hand and grabbed the plate with the other and said, "Here. Enjoy the ketchup, but you won't ruin my steak with it." and he walked back to the kitchen, steak in hand, leaving the guy sitting there dumb founded I was waiting for the kicker that he had asked for the ketchup for his wife's fries  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-22-2009 08:17 PM                     quote: Greg Anderson Just keeping this moving. quote: Greg Anderson Boosting the numbers, again. quote: Greg Anderson Keep going! OK... question is: why are you doing this?  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 11-22-2009 08:32 PM                     .....because (tick whichever applies) A. There's nothing on TV B. There is only 10 more minutes until overtime and I can use the extra $$$ C. I have already answered the "Do you want a bigger penis" emails with.."Why, yes- as soon as I get my gender reallocation completed...signed Sarah" D. That Tina W frequents this forum E. I have a forlorn hope that this is a legit competition.  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Jorgenson Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1002 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Feb 2005 posted 11-22-2009 09:19 PM                        quote: John Wilson why are you doing this? my guess would be quote: Greg Anderson Let's see if we can do this one in less than 6 months.  |  IP: Logged Tony Bandiera Jr Film God Posts: 3067 From: Moreland Idaho Registered: Apr 2004 posted 11-23-2009 12:24 AM                     I predict this one will top out in four months..so what do I win if I'm right?  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 11-23-2009 12:36 AM                     quote: Jeremy Jorgenson my guess would be Nah...that's way too obvious.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 11-23-2009 09:24 AM                  I predict whenever it ends, Brad will be the winner.  |  IP: Logged Greg Anderson Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 766 From: Ogden Valley, Utah Registered: Nov 1999 posted 11-23-2009 10:33 AM                        I wonder how many posts happen on this entire site on any given day. So, if you put something in this thread after each time you post anything "real" on another thread, how long would it take (with everyone's cooperation) to reach the end of this thread? But... what is the point of this exercise? I don't know. I assume Brad's trying to test the members and/or the software. I have no idea. (Perhaps there would be more cooperation if Brad would just give us the reason.)  |  IP: Logged

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