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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 3) Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-12-2011 04:40 PM                        For some reason I became persona non grata last night when I lost the trivia contest at the church fund raiser by one point. The last question was: "Where do most women have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer is: Africa.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 08-12-2011 10:36 PM                        A SoCal couple are busy making out in a car when she whispers, "Kiss me where it doesn't smell so good." So he drove her to El Segundo.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-14-2011 04:47 PM                     They fuck you at the drive-thru.  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-14-2011 07:14 PM                        The older I get, the more everyone can just kiss my ass.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 08-14-2011 08:04 PM                     A certain young harlot from Kew, Filled her vagina with glue. She said, with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too!"  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-14-2011 09:34 PM                        A lonely sinister when out of town at a convention, sat in a hotel room after a long day feeling the need for some companionship. The middle aged women decided do something she was always curious about but never had the nerve to do -- she wanted to take advantage of all the new ways certain services are now readily available on line. So she took out her laptop and got up the nerve to go online to a website that offered "escort services for the discrete, sophisticated woman." After looking through a good many ads, she finally fell upon one that looked perfect -- a younger man, very athletic, very handsome and according to the stats, "very accomplished in erotic massage and anything a woman could imagine". She had a good idea what that meant, and she decided to toss caution aside and do something for herself. When she finally got up the nerve to place the call, she picked up the phone and dialed. Not wanting to loose her nerve, as soon as the man answered and asked, "May I help you?" the spinster began rattling off her expectations as fast as she could - "Yes. I want the full works, like it says, everything I can imagine. I want it all. Bring your sex toys, dildos, whips, gags, whipped cream that I want you to spray all over me and then lick off every inch of my body. I want you to be merciless; I want you to ravage me; give me multiple orgasms." After listening patiently to the list of her sexual desires, the man said, "Ma'me, you need to dial 9 first to get an outside line."  |  IP: Logged Kenneth Wuepper Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1026 From: Saginaw, MI, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 08-15-2011 08:27 AM                     SINISTER?  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-15-2011 08:47 AM                        Ya just gotta love those naughty sinsters, eh, Ken?!!  |  IP: Logged Aaron Garman Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1470 From: Toledo, OH USA Registered: Mar 2003 posted 08-18-2011 12:27 AM                     IMAX: Think Big.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 08-18-2011 12:58 AM                        Sinister spinsters... I like the sound of that. Driving down to Long Beach tomorrow for a fundraiser dinner at Bob's Big Boy with old friends from the Long Beach Japanese Language School.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 08-18-2011 08:33 AM                     Sinister spinster or Sinister Minister? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPBmyFsfyPc  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 08-20-2011 04:25 PM                        Could it be... Satan?!  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 08-23-2011 09:58 PM                        5.8 Level EarthQuake Devastates D.C. Congress Calls Emergency Session to Quickly Pass D.C. Earthquake Recovery Tax To Be Applied To 2011 Income Tax  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 08-24-2011 06:38 AM                        Been in Kelso and Longview this week, today it's Vancouver, WA. Humid but nice up here in the northwest...  |  IP: Logged Aaron Garman Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1470 From: Toledo, OH USA Registered: Mar 2003 posted 08-26-2011 04:40 PM                     After this post, 5 more to 1000!  |  IP: Logged

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