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Topic: Transformers (2007)
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Shane Cooper
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From: Little Rock, Arkansas
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted 07-13-2007 11:04 AM
For some reason, whenever Michael Bay's name is mentioned in conversation I go ballistic. The best way I can describe my feelings for Michael Bay is to compare them with my feelings for cotton candy:
You go to the county fair each summer and you see the cotton candy stand. You say to yourself, "man I could really use some cotton candy!" With all of the excitement and anticipation reaching a boiling point, you pay for the confectionery treat and dive right in. about half way through you realize that the cotton candy isn't as good as you imagined it would be. Towards the end of it, you actually feel sick to your stomach and declare, "I will never eat cotton candy ever again."
However, the next summer rolls around, you go to the county fair and cotton candy sounds pretty good...
Bottom line: Michael Bay is like cotton candy. Each summer he teases you into buying something that isn't nearly as good as you would have hoped. Ultimately it will leave you feeling sick. Somehow, he is able to get you excited again the next summer.
That being said, as far as the features of Michael "boom boom " Bay go, Transformers is probably towards the top. I thought it moved along pretty well and action was enjoyable. As always, the dialogue was torture. I actually let out an involuntary but very audible groan at the line, "whatever happens, I am really glad I got in%
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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

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From: Lawton, OK, USA
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 07-15-2007 06:21 PM
Location: Carmike 8 Auditorium: #6, 8:30pm show 7/14/7 Format: Christie 2K DLP/LPCM 5.1 Rating: 3 stars out of 4
After hearing some of my co-workers go on about how good Transformers was, I decided to check it out for myself. Being that it was a Michael Bay movie I didn't go in with high expectations. But I was surprised that I actually liked it enough to give it a positive review. I think this is Bay's best work since The Rock.
Basically this movie works as amusement park ride spectacle with lots of action scenes and showing off really cool hardware. I thought the early sequences in the Qatar desert gave the film enough momentum to keep from being derailed by some of the dumber moments where everyday human drama is attempted.
Pretty good audio mix on this one. Thump de la bang.
The movie isn't without its flaws. The dialog is pretty stupid. But then the dialog in the original 1980s cartoons was badly stilted and stupid as well. I really groaned at the narration in the last scene by Optimus Prime, but remembered that's how the character from the cartoon was. I surprised when the audience applauded when the credits rolled. It's not often I see that take place in a Lawton theater. The DVD and HD discs should sell well.
Random thoughts:
I liked that most of the movie was shot in 'scope. But Michael Bay just loves those gradient filters and other artificial stuff to pretty-ize everything so it looks like a Japanese car commercial.
The robots could have been designed better. There was so much complicated crap on those characters and they moved so fast that it was difficult to tell just what the hell was going on in some fight scenes.
It seems like the designers were trying to copy some of the design cues of other types of very complicated Japanese "Gundam" warrior robots. Starscream (the robot who morphed into a CH-53 Super Stallion helicopter) made me think of those huge spiny bad guys from the Halo games.
The Camaro concept car was very cool. But then I might be biased being a former Camaro owner. I think GM just needs to sell the new Camaro in that design. They will screw it up if they smooth out the angles and water it down to please boring people that would never buy a Camaro anyway.
The Saleen Cobra police car was also pretty cool. Loved the counterpoint play off, "to protect and serve." Instead, the script on the car said, "to punish and enslave."
Megan Fox did look very nice.
Some have mentioned Bay's tight relationship with GM. The director must have a really tight friendship with the Department of Defense. Normally, the DOD will show off some decent hardware when it agrees to participate in a film production. They displayed almost everything in the arsenal with this feature.
The last name of Shia LaBeouf's character is "Witwicky." That has to be the most stupid sounding last name in film history. It deserves to be on a most stupid sounding names list at the very least.
There's a shot of "Sam Witwicky" running on a L.A. rooftop getting ready to light a flare to signal some good guys. He runs through some clothes lines with laundry hanging from them. Why would someone hang out their laundry on a skyscraper rooftop? Who even hangs their laundry on clothes lines anymore?
I'd like one of those Mountain Dew vending machines that transforms into a robot and fires cans of soda at people. It would be great if you could run it via remote control, "DO THE DEW, BITCH!!!"
Sabot ammunition is mentioned in the movie, without offering any kind of explanation of how it works. Sabot (pronounced say-bo) rounds are made for tank cannons all the way down to rifles and shotguns. Sabot ammo for handguns is a new development. The Sabot travels down the barrel when the round is fired, but unlike standard ammo, the Sabot expands and traps gases behind the projectile more effectively. When it leaves the barrel it spreads apart and falls away from a secondary projectile contained inside. That smaller secondary projectile travels at much higher speeds, flatter trajectories and hits the target with a lot more kinetic energy. Armor piercing saboted tank rounds contain fin stabilized darts made of depleted uranium. Experimental sabot handgun ammo (.45 cartridges containing .40 slugs) have penetrated more than 20 layers of Kevlar. Nasty.
But the funny thing is A-10 Warthogs don't use Sabot ammo in their 30mm Vulcan cannons. The standard depleted uranium bullets fired from those things have huge shell casings and are very devastating in their own right. Same goes for the ammo fired from "Puff the Magic Dragon" (the KC-130 Hercules gunship featured in the same scene).
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