For Elvis Presley fans: Knock knock joke...

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba'out turn !
Quick march!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you answered the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha, ha!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel seaman !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acid down and be quiet !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acis !
Acis who ?
Acis spades !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Actor !
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acute !
Acute who ?
Acute little boy !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
First Ada kit !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada lot for breakfast!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada burger for lunch !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam will burst any minute now!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adeline !
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adlai !
Adlai who ?
Adlai a bet on that !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf !
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adore !
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aesop !
Aesop who ?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent !
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes !
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahab !
Ahab who ?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmedeus Motzart !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole village cos I'm a monster!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole box of chocolate and I feel really sick!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen Dover and fell down !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aitch !
Aitch who ?
Bless You !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al lied !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al be seeing you!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al go home if you're not nice to me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aladdin !
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan't my lesson !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska one more time!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my friend the question then !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alba !
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee !
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert !
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta !
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste !
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda !
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldo !
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who arn't interested - go home !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec my lolly !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta bit of lovin' !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex the questions round here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexander !
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia !
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf all if you don't catch me!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf thumbs !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie you in my dreams !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie terrible if you leave !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred the needle if you sew !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali, Ali oxen free !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison forgiven, please come home !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison Wonderland!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison it's dark outside !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alistair !
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alka !
Alka who !
Alka-phone !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allan !
Allan who !
Allan-d of Manhattan !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra !
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alli !
Alli who ?
Alligator, that's who !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allied !
Allied who ?
Allied, so sue me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allocate !
Allocate who ?
Allocate, how are you dear ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma candy's gone !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Almany times do I have to knock!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma not going to tell you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Almond !
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the law !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea in court!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later this afternoon !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later, alligator !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin a great time, how about you ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl !
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amana !
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda-rin orange !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda the table!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda fix the television !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-ta than I was yesterday !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia !
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin man!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin thing to do !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon !
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia gonna tell you once !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorbell !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia poor boy, nobody loves me!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amory !
Amory who ?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito bit me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amosquito just bit me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour !
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy for the top!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy high !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author !
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anais !
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anatole !
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson !
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all over the wall, and boy is she in big trouble !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture of Allison that hurt her feelings !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy bit me again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy mosquito bit me again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita !
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita Loos !
Anita Loos who ?
Anita Loos about 10 pounds !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anka !
Anka who ?
Anka the ship !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankansas !
Ankansas who ?
Ankansas though any piece of wood !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankara !
Ankara who ?
Ankara went off the cliff !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Ann-onymous !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Ann Tartic !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Anndromeda Strain !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the wall !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna one, anna two... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna-tomical !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Annather mosquito!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna going to tell you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annabel !
Annabel who ?
Annabel would be useful on this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne !
Anne who ?
Anne apple just fell on my head !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta !
Annetta who ?
Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta !
Annetta who ?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annette !
Annette who ?
Annette curtain looks good in the window !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie-versary !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie one you like !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthea !
Anthea who ?
Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthem !
Anthem who ?
You Anthem devil you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthony !
Anthony who !
Anthony you want !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anya !
Anya who ?
Anya best behavior !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple the door myself!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
April !
April who ?
April might make you feel better !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aramis !
Aramis who ?
Aramis'tery !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arbus !
Arbus who ?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arch !
Arch who ?
Sounds like you got the flu !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arch !
Arch who ?
You catching a cold ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aretha !
Aretha who ?
Aretha flowers !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arfur !
Arfur who ?
Arfur got !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo !
Argo who ?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo !
Argo who ?
Argo down the shops !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari !
Ari who ?
Arin't you glad you use Dial !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari !
Ari who ?
Ari-S-P-E-C-T !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aries !
Aries who ?
Aries a reason why I talk this way !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arizona !
Arizona who ?
Arizona room for one of us in this town !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Armenia !
Armenia who ?
Armenia every word I say !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Army Ant !
Army Ant who ?
Army Ants coming for tea then ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnie !
Arnie who !
Arnie having fun ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold !
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold !
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend you haven't seen for years !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arson !
Arson who !
Arson McCullers !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur-tis, it's very painful !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any cats in your house ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any more biscuits in the tin !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Artichoke !
Artichoke who !
Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asa !
Asa who !
Asa-int amongst men !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ashley !
Ashley who ?
Ashley-t's foot !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asia !
Asia who ?
Asia mum in?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asia !
Asia who ?
Asia you going to let me in then !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asta !
Asta who ?
Asta the ball is over !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Astor !
Astor who ?
Astor the ball is over !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atch !
Atch who ?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena !
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena !
Athena who ?
Athena flying saucer !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athens !
Athens who ?
Athens I love you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athol !
Athol who ?
Athol'd my bike, thou I had to walk !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athos !
Athos who ?
Athos it makes a difference !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atlas !
Atlas ?
Atlas it's the weekend !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atomic !
Atomic who ?
Atomic ache is hard to stomach!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Atomic !
Atomic who ?
Atomic ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Attila !
Attila who ?
Attila you no lies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Audacity !
Audacity who ?
Audacity way to be !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Audrey !
Audrey who ?
Audrey be doing this !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Augusta !
Augusta who ?
Augusta wind will blow the witch away!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Augusta !
Augusta who ?
Augusta go home now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Misbehavin ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Lou do you think you are !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auntie !
Auntie who ?
Auntie glad to see me again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aura !
Aura who ?
Aura Lee....!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aurora !
Aurora who ?
Aurora's just come from a big tiger !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Austen !
Austen who ?
Austen-tentatiously well off !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Austin !
Austin who ?
Austin corrected !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auto !
Auto who ?
Auto know, but I've forgotten !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Autumn !
Autumn who ?
Autumnastic !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ava !
Ava who ?
Ava good mind to go away now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avenue !
Avenue who ?
Avenue learned my name yet?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avenue !
Avenue who ?
Avenue head the good news !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avis !
Avis who ?
Avis-ibly impared person !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avocado !
Avocado who ?
Avocado a cold !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avon !
Avon who ?
Avon who to come and open zis door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avon !
Avon who ?
Avon to get in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel !
Axel who ?
Axel grease !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel !
Axel who ?
Axeldental Tourist !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axl !
Axl who ?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ayatollah !
Ayatollah who ?
Ayatollah you already !

Rated G Letter "B" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bab !
Bab who ?
Bab Boone is a real ape !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby Owl !
Baby Owl who ?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bach !
Bach who ?
Bach to work!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bach !
Bach who ?
Bach of sweets !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bacon !
Bacon who ?
Bacon a cake for your birthday !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Badger !
Badger who ?
Badger cookies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Balloon !
Balloon who ?
Balloon velvet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Band !
Band who ?
Band in Boston !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbara !
Barbara who ?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber !
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbie !
Barbie who ?
Barbie Q !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bargain !
Bargain who ?
Bargain up the wrong tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bark !
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the drive !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baron !
Baron who ?
Baron mind who you're talking to !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barrister !
Barrister who ?
Barristercratic !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry the dead !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry the treasure where no one will find it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry your bone in the garden, little dog !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bart !
Bart who ?
Bart-enders serve drinks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bart !
Bart who ?
Bart up the wrong tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bashful !
Bashful who ?
I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Basket !
Basket who ?
Basket home, it's nearly dark!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bass !
Bass who ?
Bass the salt and pepper please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bass !
Bass who ?
Bass-ball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bassoon !
Bassoon who ?
Bassoon things will be better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bat !
Bat who ?
Bat you'll never guess!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beacause I'm worth it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beat your head against a wall !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beatle Bailey !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean working very hard today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean to any movies lately ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean fishing lately ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becca !
Becca who ?
Becca the net !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beck !
Beck who ?
Beckfast of champions !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becker !
Becker who ?
Becker the devil you know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who ?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who ?
Bed you can't guess I've got a cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bee !
Bee who ?
Bee careful !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beef !
Beef who ?
Beef fair now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beethoven !
Beethoven who ?
Beethoven is too hot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beets !
Beets who ?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beets !
Beets who ?
Beets me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beezer !
Beezer who ?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beggar !
Beggar who ?
Beggar you don't know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beirut !
Beirut who ?
Beirut force !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belinda !
Belinda who ?
Belinda church steeple !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belize !
Belize who ?
Belize yourself then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belize !
Belize who ?
Belize in yourself !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella bottom trousers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella the ball!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella not-a work so I knock-a on-a de door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belle !
Belle who ?
Belle-t up and open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben away a long time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben out of shape !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben and Anna!
Ben and Anna who ?
Ben and Anna split!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben Hur!
Ben Hur who ?
Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benin !
Benin who ?
Benin hell!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benin !
Benin who ?
Benin shopping lately ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benjamin !
Benjamin who ?
Benjamin the blues !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beppe !
Beppe who ?
Beppe Le Pew !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bera !
Bera who ?
Bera necessity !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin !
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin !
Berlin who ?
Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernadette !
Bernadette who ?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernie !
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bert !
Bert who ?
Bert the dinner !

Rated G Letter "C" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
C-2 !
C-2 who ?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cabot !
Cabot who ?
Cabotret !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar !
Caesar who ?
Caesar quickly before she gets away !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar !
Caesar who ?
Caesar jolly good fellow !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cain !
Cain who ?
Cain you tell !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caitlin !
Caitlin who ?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callas !
Callas who ?
Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callum !
Callum who ?
Callum all black !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cam !
Cam who ?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cameron !
Cameron who ?
Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Camila !
Camila who ?
Camila minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candace !
Candace who ?
Candace with love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candice !
Candice who ?
Candice get any better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candy !
Candy who ?
Candy cow jump over the moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe !
Canoe who ?
Canoe you lend me some money ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe !
Canoe who ?
Canoe come out and play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canon !
Canon who ?
Canon open the door then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cantaloupe !
Cantaloupe who ?
Cantalogue with you tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canto !
Canto who ?
Canto your change !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Card !
Card who ?
Card you see it's me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo !
Cargo who ?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo !
Cargo who ?
Cargo "beep, beep" !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carl !
Carl who ?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlene !
Carlene who ?
Carlene against that wall ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlo !
Carlo who ?
Carlo-ad of junk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlotta !
Carlotta who ?
Carlotta trouble when it breaks down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carmen !
Carmen who ?
Carmen get it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carol !
Carol who ?
Carol go if you turn the ignition key !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caroline !
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie me home, I'm tired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie a torch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie on camping !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie the bags into the house please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrot !
Carrot who ?
Carrot me back home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carson !
Carson who ?
Carconogenic !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cass !
Cass who ?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassette !
Cassette who ?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassie !
Cassie who ?
Cassie the forest for the trees !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castor !
Castor who ?
Castorblanca !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castro !
Castro who ?
Castro bread upon the waters !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cat !
Cat who ?
Cat you understand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cat !
Cat who ?
Cat you just open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caterpillar !
Caterpillar who ?
Caterpillar a few mice for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cathy !
Cathyl who ?
Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cathy !
Cathyl who ?
Cathy the the doorbell, it's too dark out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Catskills !
Catskills who ?
Catskills mice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cattle !
Cattle who ?
Cattle always purr when you stroke her !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecil !
Cecil who ?
Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecile !
Cecile who ?
Cecile th-the w-windows. Th-there's a m-monster out there !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecile !
Cecile who ?
Cecile this envelope !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celery !
Celery who ?
Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I lend you money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I'm going to tell you this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celesta !
Celesta who ?
Celesta draws !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cellar !
Cellar who ?
Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cello !
Cello who ?
Cello dere !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Census !
Census who ?
Census presents for Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Census !
Census who ?
Census Saturday we don't have to go to school !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cereal !
Cereal who ?
Cereal pleasure to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chad !
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chapman !
Chapman who ?
Chapman-y times if you like the show !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Charles !
Charles who ?
Charles your luck on the lottery !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Charlie !
Charlie who ?
Charlie horse !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chaz !
Chaz who ?
Chaz nasty as you wanna be !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Che !
Che who ?
Che what your made of !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a cute girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chef !
Chef who ?
Chef Bridges !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cher !
Cher who ?
Cher and share alike !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cherry !
Cherry who ?
Cherry oh, see you later !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chest !
Chest who ?
Chest-nuts for sale !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester minute, Don't you recognise me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester drawers !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester the nick of time !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterfield !
Chesterfield who ?
Chesterfield full of cows, nothing else !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterfield !
Chesterfield who ?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chicken !
Chicken who ?
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chicken !
Chicken who ?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chile !
Chile who?
Chile out tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
China !
China who?
China late, isn't it? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chin !
Chin who ?
Chin up. I'm not going to tell you any more knock knocks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chin and Tony !
Chin and Tony who ?
Chin and Tonyk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chip !
Chip who ?
Chip of Fools !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
China !
China who?
China just like old times isn't it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe as the bark to the tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Choc-ice !
Choc-ice who ?
Choc-ice into this glass would you please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chocs !
Chocs who ?
Chocs away !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chopin !
Chopin who ?
Chopin the supermarket !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chopin !
Chopin who ?
Chopin list !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chow Mein !
Chow Mein who ?
Chow mein to meet you my dear !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chris !
Chris who ?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chrome !
Chrome who ?
Chromeosone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chrysalis !
Chrysalis who ?
Chrysalis the cake for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck !
Chuck who ?
Chuck and see if the door is locked !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck !
Chuck who ?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Churchill !
Churchill who ?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cicero !
Cicero who ?
Cicero the boat ashore !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cigarette !
Cigarette who ?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cindy !
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clara !
Clara who ?
Clara space on the table !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clare !
Clare who ?
Clare your throat before you speak !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clarence !
Clarence who ?
Clarence sale !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clark !
Clark who ?
Clark your car in the garage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clarkeson !
Clarkeson who ?
Clarkeson watches tell the time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Claude !
Claude who ?
Claudework Orange !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Claudette !
Claudette who ?
Claudette a whole cake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clay !
Clay who ?
Clay on, Sam !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clay !
Clay who ?
Clay pigeon !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff !
Cliff who ?
Cliff hanger !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff !
Cliff who ?
Cliff the hedges !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clinton !
Clinton who ?
Clinton your eye !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clive !
Clive who ?
Clive every mountain, ford every stream !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Closure !
Closure who ?
Closure mouth when you eat !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clown !
Clown who ?
Clown for the count !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cod !
Cod who ?
Cod red-handed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coda !
Coda who ?
Coda paint !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coffin !
Coffin who ?
Coffin and spluttering !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cohen !
Cohen who ?
Cohen your own way !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cole !
Cole who ?
Cole as a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cole !
Cole who ?
Coleumbian coffee, the richest coffee in the world !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin and see me on your way home !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen all cars !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen up your room, it's filthy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen up this mess !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen a spade a spade !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collie !
Collie who ?
Collie Miss Molly, I don't know !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collier !
Collier who ?
Collier self a man do you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collier !
Collier who ?
Collier big brother see if I care !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colline !
Colline who ?
Colline your room, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne !
Cologne who ?
Cologne Ranger is here !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne !
Cologne who ?
Cologne me names won't help !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colonel !
Colonel who ?
Colonel of truth !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colonel !
Colonel who ?
Colonel the market !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colt !
Colt who ?
Colt as a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Comic !
Comic who ?
Comic and see me sometime !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook !
Cook who ?
That's the first I've heard this year !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coolidge !
Coolidge who ?
Coolidge a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Con !
Con who?
Con unhinged !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conan !
Conan who?
Conan Jimmies go well with ice cream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Concert !
Concert who?
Concert'er yourself at home, consider yourself part of the family !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conga !
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Congo !
Congo who?
Congo into the woods - it's dangerous !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Congo !
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Constance Norah !
Constance Norah who?
Constance Norahs makes it difficult to sleep !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Consumption !
Consumption who ?
Consumption be done about all these knock knock jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conyers !
Conyers who ?
Conyers please open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook !
Cook who ?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cookie !
Cookie who ?
Cookie-n the kitchen, it's easier !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cork !
Cork who ?
Cork and beans !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Corrinne !
Corrinne who ?
Corrinne the bell now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosby !
Cosby who ?
Cosby your fingers !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosi !
Cosi who ?
Cosi has to !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosmo !
Cosmo who ?
Cosmo trouble than you're worth !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Costa !
Costa who ?
Costa lot !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Costas !
Costas who ?
Costas a fortune to get here !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cotton !
Cotton who ?
Cotton a trap !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Courtney!
Courtney who ?
Courtney criminals recently !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Courtney Pine !
Courtney Pine who ?
Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cousin !
Cousin who ?
Cousin stead of opening the door I'm still stood here !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cozy !
Cozy who ?
Cozy who's knocking !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Craig !
Craig who ?
Craig in the wall !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cream !
Cream who ?
Cream any louder and the police will be round !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crete !
Crete who ?
Crete to see you again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crete !
Crete who ?
Crete to be safe and sound again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cricket !
Cricket who ?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crispin !
Crispin who ?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crock and Dial !
Crock and Dial who ?
Crock and Dial Dundee !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cronkite !
Cronkite who ?
Cronkite evidence !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
C's !
C's who ?
C's the day !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cuba !
Cuba who ?
Cuba wood !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cugat !
Cugat who ?
Cugat to love my jokes !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curly !
Curly who ?
Curly Q !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curry !
Curry who ?
Curry me back home will you !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Custer !
Custer who ?
Custer a penny to find out !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cynthia !
Cynthia who ?
Cynthia you been away I missed you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cy !
Cy who ?
Cy'n on the botton line !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyprus !
Cyprus who ?
Cyprus the bell !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril thing - no imitations here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril pleasure to meet you again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril nice to meet you !

Rated G Letter "D" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?
Daisy that you are in, but I don't believe them !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dakota !
Dakota who ?
Dakota is too long in the arms !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dale !
Dale who ?
Dale come if you ask dem !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dali !
Dali who ?
Dali've me alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Danskins are not just for dancing !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan the torpedoes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan Druff !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan with faint praise !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dana !
Dana who ?
Dana talk with your mouth full !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?
Danielle so loud, I heard you the first time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danny !
Danny who ?
Dannybody home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danzig !
Danzig who ?
Danzig queen !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Darius !
Darius who ?
Darius a lot I have to tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Darren !
Darren who ?
Darren young man on the flying machine !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Darwin !
Darwin who ?
I'll be Darwin you open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Daryl !
Daryl who ?
Daryl never be another you... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Data !
Data who ?
Data remember !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Datsun !
Datsun who ?
Datsun old joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Daughter !
Daughter who ?
Daughter be a law !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave-andalised our home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave for Night !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
David !
David who ?
David the doorbell, so I had to knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn Juan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deanna !
Deanna who ?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deanne !
Deanne who ?
Deanne'swer my friend, is blowin' in the wind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Debbie !
Debbie who ?
Debbie or not to be !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Debussy!
Debussy who ?
Debussy's never on time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deceit !
Deceit who ?
Deceit of your trousers looks wet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deena !
Deena who ?
Deena hear me the first time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhi a joke ...!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhicatessen !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Della !
Della who ?
Della-katessen !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delores !
Delores who ?
Delores is on the side of the good guys !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delphine !
Delphine who ?
Delphine fine, thanks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Delta !
Delta who ?
Delta great hand of cards !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Demi Moore !
Demi Moore who ?
Demi Moore than you did last time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Demon !
Demon who ?
Demon are a ghouls best friend !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's in Egypt, but I'm here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's a river in Egypt !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro you get, the faster I run !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis must be the right house ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis anyone ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dennis !
Dennis who ?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denise !
Denise who ?
Denise are above your ankles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denmark !
Denmark who ?
Denmark your own territory !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denver !
Denver who ?
Denver the good old days !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Depp !
Depp who ?
Depp inside !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Derek !
Derek who ?
Derek of the Hesperus is a famous poem by Longfellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Des !
Des who ?
Des no bell, dat's why I'm knocking !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Desi !
Desi who ?
Desi'gnated hitter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Desiree !
Desiree who ?
Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Detail !
Detail who ?
Detail-a phone operator !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Devlin !
Devlin who ?
Devlin a red dress !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dewey !
Dewey who ?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
De Witt!
De Witt who ?
De Witt now or never !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Di !
Di who ?
Di Laffin !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana thirst, can I have some water please ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana Mals are restless, open the cage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diane !
Diane who ?
Diane to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diaz !
Diaz who ?
Diaz of our lives !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dick !
Dick who ?
Dick potatoes out of the ground !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dickon !
Dickon who ?
Dickon the right answer !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diegol !
Diego who ?
Diego before the B !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel make you feel better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dijon !
Dijon who ?
Dijon and the Belmonts !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dill !
Dill who ?
Dill we meet again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dimaggio !
Dimaggio who ?
Dimaggio yourself on a desert island... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dimension !
Dimension who ?
Dimension it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dimitri !
Dimitri who ?
Dimitri is where the burgers grow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah is served !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah shoot until you see the whites of their eyes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dino !
Dino who ?
Dino the answer !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dinosaur !
Dinosaur who ?
Dinosaur with you because you called her stupid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diploma !
Diploma who ?
Diploma to fix the leak !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disaster !
Disaster who ?
Disaster be my lucky day !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Discusting !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc is a recorded message.. !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc land is your land, disc land is my land !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disease !
Disease who ?
Disease clothes fit you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dish !
Dish who ?
Dish ish a schtick-up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwashn't de way I shpoke before I had false teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwasher the way I spoke before I had false teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay surprise you, but I'm from New York !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Distress !
Distress who ?
Distress is brand new !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dmitri !
Dmitri who ?
Dmitri is where lamb chops grow !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doc !
Doc who ?
Doc turkey !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who ?
That's right - where's my tardis ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who ?
You just said it !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who ?
That's right, have you seen my tardis !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly't us in, we're cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly to doughnuts !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dome !
Dome who ?
Dome you recognize my voice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't just stand there, say something !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don Harris !
Don Harris who ?
Don Harris me or I won't come again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don mess about, just open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't give up the ship !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don Patrol !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs bite !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donatello !
Donatello who ?
Donatello'n me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who ?
Don Giovanni talk to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to stay out here forever ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to go to school today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donald !
Donald who ?
Donald come baby, cradle and all... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs bite !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donkey !
Donkey who ?
Donkey Hotey !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donna !
Donna who ?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donna Mae !
Donna Mae who ?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan the door - it's dangerous !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan know your own name !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doozy !
Dooozy who ?
Dooozy mothers choose jif !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dopey !
Dopey who ?
Dopey a smart alec !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dora !
Dora who ?
Dora wood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris jammed again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris dropping off its hinges with all this knocking !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dorothy !
Dorothy who ?
"Dorothy-nk I'm sexy, Do you wan't my body..." !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dorrie !
Dorrie who ?
Dorrie I updet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dot !
Dot who ?
Dot to dot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dotty !
Dotty who ?
Dotty way the cookie crumbles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doug !
Doug who ?
Doug good deeds and you'll go to heaven !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open the door whatever you do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut let anyone else in but me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open until Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Douglas !
Douglas who ?
Douglas is broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drucilla !
Drucilla who ?
Drucilla kid you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drugs !
Drugs who ?
No Thanks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drum!
Drum who ?
Drum as fast as you can !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duane !
Duane who ?
Duane the bath, I'm dwowning !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dublin!
Dublin who ?
Dublin up with laughter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duffy !
Duffy who ?
Duffy few, the proud, the Marines !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duke !
Duke who ?
Duke come here often !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan make your garden grow better !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan make your garden grow !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan disorderly again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan biscuits in your coffee !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dunce !
Dunce who ?
Dunce-ay another word !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dustin Hoffman !
Dustin Hoffman who ?
Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dutch !
Dutch who ?
Dutch me in the morning !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne the bathtub. I'm dwowning !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dwight !
Dwight who ?
Dwight way and the wrong way !

Rated G Letter "E" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ear !
Ear who ?
Ear you are, I've been looking for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earl !
Earl who ?
Earl be glad to get to bed, I'm tired !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earl !
Earl who ?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earwig !
Earwig who ?
Earwigo, Earwigo, Earwigo!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eaton !
Eaton who ?
Eaton crow !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
E.C. !
E.C. who ?
E.C. Street !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ed !
Ed who ?
Ed'vanced medicine for pain !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eddie !
Eddie who ?
Eddie body home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edible !
Edible who ?
Edible Rex!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edie !
Edie who ?
Edie my hat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edith !
Edith who ?
Edith'd me on the lipth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edith !
Edith who ?
Edith, it'll make you feel better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edna !
Edna who ?
Edna cloud !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edna !
Edna who ?
Edna the class !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edward !
Edward who ?
Edward like to play now please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edwin !
Edwin who ?
Edwin some, you lose some !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eel !
Eel who ?
"Eel meet again, don't know where, don't know when..." !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Effie !
Effie who ?
Effie'd known you were coming he'd have stayed at home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egbert !
Egbert who ?
Egbert no bacon please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggsactly !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt me out in the cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt a bit off my best china plate !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elaine !
Elaine who ?
Elaine of the freeway !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eight !
Eight who ?
Eight me out of house and home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen over backwards to make you happy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen Don your bell and broke it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen against the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen over to tie up my shoes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eisenhower !
Eisenhower who ?
Eisenhower late for school this morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elaine !
Elaine who ?
Elaine in the country !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elektra !
Elektra who ?
Elektra circus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Element !
Element who ?
Element to tell you that she can't see you today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elephant !
Elephand who ?
Elephant A. Sizes about being a Hollywood star !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eli !
Eli who ?
Elis all the time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elias !
Elias who ?
Elias a terrible thing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elizabeth !
Elizabeth who ?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elke !
Elke who ?
Elke Seltzer - Plop Plop Fizz !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eli !
Eli who ?
Eli, Eli O !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eliza !
Eliza who ?
Eliza wake at night thinking about this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ella !
Ella who ?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ella Man !
Ella Man who ?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
I've been through Ellen high water to get here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
Ellen all the ghouls are after me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
Ellen-eed is love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellie !
Ellie who ?
Ellie Phants never forget !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Miss Ellie !
Miss Ellie who ?
Miss Ellie good films recently !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellis !
Ellis who ?
Ellis before "M" !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellis !
Ellis who ?
Ellis damnation !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elly !
Elly who ?
Elly-mentary, my dear Watson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you in court !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you around !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elton !
Elton who ?
Elton old lady to cross the road !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elvis !
Elvis who ?
Elvis-eeing you around soon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emil !
Emil who ?
Emil for the poor !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emile !
Emile who ?
Emile fit for a king !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma pig when it comes to ice cream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma new neighbour - come round for tea.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma glad you asked me that ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett the back door, not the front !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett your service !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid spanking for being so rude !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid some shelter from the ghouls !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid some more pocket money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enoch !
Enoch who ?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erda !
Erda who ?
Erda room please, it's stuffy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erica !
Erica who ?
Erica'd the last sweet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erin !
Erin who ?
Erin your lungs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erna !
Erna who ?
Erna living !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ernie !
Ernie who ?
Ernie plenty of money are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esau !
Esau who ?
Esau in the bath ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esau !
Esau who ?
Esau down the road !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Escamillo !
Escamillo who ?
Escamillo a question !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ethan !
Ethan who ?
Ethan people don't go to church !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ethan !
Ethan who ?
Ethan me out of house and home you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esme !
Esme who ?
Esme petticoat hanging down at the back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esther !
Esther who ?
Esther anything I can do for you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esua !
Esua who ?
Esua me break the window so let me in quick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Essen !
Essen who ?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esther !
Esther who ?
Esther anything I can do for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ether !
Ether who ?
Ether bunny !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Etta !
Etta who ?
Ettaquette !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eugenie !
Eugenie who ?
Eugenie, me Tarzan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eugenie !
Eugenie who ?
Eugenie from the bottle who will grant me three wishes ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eumenides !
Eumenides who ?
Eumenides trousers and I won't tell that you ripped them!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eunice !
Eunice who ?
Eunice boy, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Euripedes !
Euripedes who ?
Euripedes trousers and you'll pay for a new pair !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Euripedes !
Euripedes who ?
Euripedes clothes and I'll sue you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe early this morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe to no good !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eustace !
Eustace who ?
Come Eustace you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eva !
Eva who ?
Eva I told you, would you let me in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eva !
Eva who ?
Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isn't working !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne snails to eat ? They're horrible !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne problems with your teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evan !
Evan who ?
Evan you should know who it is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evan !
Evan who ?
Evan and earth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eve !
Eve who ?
Eve ho my hearties !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evi !
Evi who ?
Evi bite a delight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evi !
Evi who ?
Evi thing's coming up roses !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evie !
Evie who ?
Evie weather !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ewan !
Ewan who ?
Ewan and me should get together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ewan !
Ewan who ?
No, just me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eye !
Eye who ?
Eye know who you are !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eyes !
Eyes who ?
Eyes got loads more knock knock jokes for you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Falafel !
Falafel who ?
Falafel off my bike and cut my knee !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fang !
Fang who ?
Fangs for letting me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fang !
Fang who ?
Fangs for the memory !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body calls, I'm out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body gonna open this door then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny Girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny the way you keep saying " Who's there ?" everytime I knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanta !
Fanta who ?
Fanta Claus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fantasy !
Fantasy who ?
Fantasy a walk in the park !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farley !
Farley who ?
Farley the leader !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farmer !
Farmer who ?
Farmer people here than there were last year !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farmer !
Farmer who ?
Farmer birthday I'm going to have a new bike !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farrah !
Farrah who ?
Farrah 'nough !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fascist !
Fascist who ?
Fascist you can go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fasten !
Fasten who ?
Fasten the fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fatso !
Fatso who ?
Fatso the matter with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fax !
Fax who ?
Fax you very much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Faye all laughed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Faye Kearings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Fayed Love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felicity !
Felicity who ?
Felicity getting more polluted every day !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felipe !
Felipe who ?
Felipe bath, I need a wash !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix Ited, about meeting you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix-cited all over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix his bottom again I'll scream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ferdie !
Ferdie who ?
Ferdie last time open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fergie !
Fergie who ?
Fergie-dness sake let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ferrer !
Ferrer who ?
Ferrer'vrything there is a season !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Few !
Few who ?
Few, what is that smell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fez !
Fez who ?
Fez me, that's who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddle !
Fiddle ?
Fiddle-dee-dee !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks out of the bottom of the bed if you're too tall !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks (Feet'll stick) out if the blanket is too short !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fido !
Fido who?
Fido known you were coming I'd have left the door open!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fifi !
Fifi who?
Fifi-ling cold, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fletcher !
Fletcher who ?
Fletcher self go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fido !
Fido who ?
Fido I have to wait here ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona had something better to do do you think we'd be knocking on this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona had something better to do do you think I'd hang around here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona of the house, I've come for the rent !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fish !
Fish who ?
Bless you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fitzwilliam !
Fitzwilliam who ?
Fitzwilliam better than it fits me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Five !
Five who ?
Five and drums
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea forty five in a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea blind mice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fletcher !
Fletcher who ?
Fletcher self go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fleur !
Fleur who ?
Fleur-ide toothpaste !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flo !
Flo who ?
Flo your candles out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flora !
Flora who ?
Flora-t the top of the tower !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Florida !
Florida who ?
Florida room is sticky !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Florida !
Florida who ?
Florida bathroom is wet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flossie !
Flossie who ?
Flossie your teeth everyday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flute !
Flute who ?
Flute in the cellar, everything is soaked !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fly !
Fly who ?
Fly away soon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fodder !
Fodder who ?
Fodder and mother are taking me on holiday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Foot !
Foot who ?
Foot two pence I'd go away now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fonda !
Fonda who ?
Fonda my family !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fonda !
Fonda who ?
Fonda you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Forbes !
Forbes who ?
Forbes of Evil !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ford !
Ford who ?
Ford he's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fork !
Fork who ?
Fork-et him !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Formosa !
Formosa who ?
Formosa the summer I was away on my holiday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Forster !
Forster who ?
Forstern issue !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Foster !
Foster who ?
Foster than a speeding bullet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Foster !
Foster who ?
Foster than a speeding bullet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four !
Four who ?
Four he's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fox !
Fox who ?
Fox you very much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fozzie !
Fozzie who ?
Fozzie hundredth time, my name is Nathan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fran !
Fran who ?
Fran the horse's mouth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fran !
Fran who ?
Frandship !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
France !
France who ?
France of the family !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frances !
Frances who ?
Frances hello !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francie !
Francie who ?
Francie that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis next to Germany !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis where people speak French !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis on the other side of the Channel !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francoise !
Francoise who ?
Francoise once a great empire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Frankenstien !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Franks and beans !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Franz !
Franz who ?
Franz, Romans, Countryman... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I can't come out tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I'm going to have to leave now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I've got some bad news !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred Badge of Courage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frederick !
Frederick who ?
Frederick Express !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freddie !
Freddie who ?
Freddie or not here I come !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freddie and Abel !
Freddie and Abel who?
Freddie and Abel to do business !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freighter !
Freighter who ?
Freighter open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Friends !
Friends who ?
Friends-ied attack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fresno !
Fresno who ?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fricka !
Fricka who ?
Frickassee !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frida !
Frida who ?
Frida be !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fruit !
Fruit who ?
Fruit of all evil !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fruit !
Fruit who ?
Fruit of the loom !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fudge !
Fudge who ?
Fudge up - there's no room !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Furlow !
Furlow who ?
Furlow the leader !

Rated G Letter "G" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gabe !
Gabe who !
Gabe it my all !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gable !
Gable who !
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gabor !
Gabor who !
Gabor'n to shop !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gail !
Gail who !
Gail of laughter !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gala !
Gala who !
Galafornia here I come !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Galahad !
Galahad who !
Galahad a great future !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Galway !
Galway who !
Galway, you silly boy S!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Galway !
Galway who !
Galway, your annoying me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gandhi !
Gandhi who !
Gandhi come out and play
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gandhi !
Gandhi who !
Gandhi cane !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Garden !
Garden who !
Garden the treasure !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gary !
Gary who !
Gary on smiling !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gaskills !
Gaskills who !
Gaskills if it's not turned off !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gay !
Gay who !
Gay Topen, that's how the cows got out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gazza !
Gazza who !
Gazza kiss !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Genoa !
Genoa who !
Genoa good teacher !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Geoff !
Geoff who !
Geoff feel like a drink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gerald !
Gerald who !
Gerald man from round the corner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gerald !
Gerald who !
Gerald washed up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Germaine !
Germaine who !
Germaine you don't recognize me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Germany !
Germany who !
Germany people knocking on your door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gertie !
Gertie who !
Gertie-sy call !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gena !
Gena who !
Genarator !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gene !
Gene who !
Geneology !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
General !
General who !
General Lee I don't mind school dinners !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Genoa !
Genoa who !
Genoa any new jokes ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Geordie !
Geordie who !
Geordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.. !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
George !
George who !
George of the Light Brigade !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gerald !
Gerald who !
Gerald friend again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gerald !
Gerald who !
Gerald washed up kid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gertie !
Gertie who !
Gertie laundry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghana !
Ghana who !
Ghana dance !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghent !
Ghent who !
Ghent out of here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghost !
Ghost who !
Ghost town !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghoul !
Ghoul who !
Ghoulpost painter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ghoul !
Ghoul who !
Ghoulpost saved the goal !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gilda !
Gilda who !
Gilda fly that sat on the end of my nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gilda !
Gilda who !
Gilda umpire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gina !
Gina who !
Gina you don't recognize me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ginastera !
Ginastera who !
Ginastera at the people !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ginny !
Ginny who !
Ginny a kiss !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gino !
Gino who !
Gino me, now open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giovanni !
Giovanni who !
Giovanniny more coffee ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giovanni !
Giovanni who !
Giovanni go to a movie !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gipper !
Gipper who !
Gipper a helping hand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gipper !
Gipper who !
Gipper your best !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giselle !
Giselle who !
Gisellegant and very pretty !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gita !
Gita who !
Gita job !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giuditta !
Giuditta who !
Giuditta wrong again ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giuseppe !
Giuseppe who !
Giuseppe credit cards !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Giuseppe !
Giuseppe who !
Giuseppe my apology ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gizaa !
Giza who !
Giza nice boy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gladys !
Gladys who !
Gladys Friday, arn't you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gladys !
Gladys who !
Gladys E. Yew !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gladys !
Gladys who !
Gladys it's my last joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gladys !
Gladys who !
Gladys the weekend, aren't you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Glasgow !
Glasgow who !
Glasgow to the movies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Glitter !
Glitter who !
Glitter Bug !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gluck !
Gluck who !
Gluck for the silver lining !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gnu !
Gnu who !
Gnu lamps for old !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Goat !
Goat who !
Goat to bat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Godunov !
Godunov who !
Godunov to eat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Goose !
Goose who !
Goose who's knocking at your door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Goose !
Goose who !
Goose see a doctor, you don't look well !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gopher !
Gopher who !
Gopher a long walk off a short pier !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gopher !
Gopher who !
Gopher help -I'm stuck in the mud !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gopher !
Gopher who !
Gopher your gun, Sheriff !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gopher !
Gopher who !
Gopher broke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gordie !
Gordie who !
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorilla !
Gorilla who ?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorilla !
Gorilla who ?
Gorilla me a hamburger !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorilla !
Gorilla who ?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorky !
Gorky who !
Gorky will unlock the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grace !
Grace who !
Grace your knee ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gracie !
Gracie who !
Gracie for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grady !
Grady who ?
Grady of Expectations !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grammar !
Grammar who !
Grammar is in the Old People's Home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grammar !
Grammar who !
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!

Aunt !
Aunt who ?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grant !
Grant who !
Grantstand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grant !
Grant who !
Grant you a wish, what is it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grapes !
Grapes who !
Grapes suzette !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gravy !
Gravy who !
Gravy Crockett !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gray !
Gray who !
Gray balls of fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gray !
Gray who !
Gray Z. about you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greece !
Greece who !
Greece my palm and I'll tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greg !
Greg who ?
Greg Scott !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greg !
Greg who ?
Gregs of Wrath !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greg !
Greg who ?
Gregs balls of fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greta !
Greta who !
Greta job !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greta !
Greta who !
You Greta on my nerves !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gretel !
Gretel who !
Gretal long little doggie... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grimm !
Grimm who ?
Grrimm and bear it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grub !
Grub who ?
Grub hold of my hand and lets go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grumpy !
Grumpy who !
Grumpy our guest for dinner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Guinea !
Guinea who !
Guinea a high five !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Guinea !
Guinea who !
Guinea a break !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Guinevere !
Guinevere who !
Guinevere going to get together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gus !
Gus who !
That's what your supposed to do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gus !
Gus who !
Guster's last stand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gus !
Gus who !
Gus a gigolo !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gus !
Gus who !
Gus you don't want to play ?!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Guthrie !
Guthrie who !
Guthrie three blind mice !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gutter !
Gutter who !
Gutter get in, it's snowing out here !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwen !
Gwen who !
Gwen will I see you again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwen !
Gwen who !
Gwen fishin !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwen !
Gwen who !
Gwen the dust settles !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwenn !
Gwenn who !
Gwenn ever you wish !

Rated G Letter "H" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hacienda !
Hacienda who ?
Hacienda the story !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haden !
Haden who ?
Haden in the bushes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haden !
Haden who ?
Haden seek !
Knock Knock

Who's there !
Hagar !
Hagar who ?
Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes.... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hagen !
Hagen who ?
Hagen Daz !
Knock Knock

Who's there !
Haifa !
Haifa who ?
Haifa cake is better than none !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hair !
Hair who ?
Hair today, gone tomorrow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haiti !
Haiti who ?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haitit !
Haitit who ?
Haitit when you talk like that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haji !
Haji who ?
Haji'cken in every pot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hal about Eve !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hallo to you too !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hal of a way to run a railroad !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hallelujah Chorus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haley !
Haley who ?
Haleyen Nation !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?
Halibut letting me in on the secret !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halifax !
Halifax who ?
Halifax you if you fax me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hallie !
Hallie who ?
Hallie-tosis, your breath stinks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?
Hammond eggs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?
Hammond cheese on toast, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hand !
Hand who ?
Hand-over your money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Handel !
Handel who ?
Handel with care !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Handsome !
Handsome who ?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hand !
Hand who ?
Handover your money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hank misbehavin' !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hankor man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hank you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hanna 'nother bell doesn't work !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah cloth out to dry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah'ther opening, another show!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hanover !
Hanover who ?
Hanover your money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hans !
Hans who ?
Hans across the nation !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hans !
Hans who ?
Hans off the table !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Happy !
Happy who ?
Happy to be passing by and I thought I'd drop in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy annual !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy ha ha !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?
Harlow can you get ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?
Harlow will you go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harmon !
Harmon who ?
Harmon on your side !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harmony !
Harmony who ?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harp !
Harp who ?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harold !
Harold who ?
Harold do you think I am !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harold !
Harold who ?
Harold are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harp !
Harp who ?
"Harp the Herald Angels Sing..." !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?
Harriet all my lunch, I'm starving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?
Harriet it up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harris !
Harris who ?
Harris nice to have on the top of your head !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harrison !
Harrison who ?
Harrison is a credit to his father !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry you been !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up there is a ghoul after us !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up and answer this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harv !
Harv who ?
Harv you lonesome tonight? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harvey !
Harvey who ?
Harvey gonna play this game forever !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hatch !
Hatch who ?
God bless you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna spooky old time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havelock !
Havelock who ?
Havelock put on your door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Hawaii getting on ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Fine, until you knocked on the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn seek is fun to play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn the shed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hayes !
Hayes who ?
Hayes in the whole !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haze !
Haze who ?
Haze there, Georgy girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hazel !
Hazel who ?
Hazel mean that you can't see far !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heart !
Heart who ?
Heart who hear you, speak louder !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heather !
Heather who ?
Heather your nest !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you for a long time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you in ages !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hector !
Hector who ?
Hector, I'm glad I met ya !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hedda !
Hedda who ?
Hedda ball in goal !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heddy !
Heddy who ?
Heddything but the kitchen sink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi hi campers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi-clare war on you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer dime is better than half a penny ....!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer cow is better than none !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Helena !
Helana who ?
Helena hand basket !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta hat because he lost a bet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hepburn !
Hepburn who ?
Hepburn and indigestion !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Herman !
Herman who ?
Herman dry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Herman !
Herman who ?
Herman is handsome !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hester !
Hester who ?
Hester la vista !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hey !
Hey who ?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heywood, Hugh, Harry !
Heywood, Hugh, Harry who ?
Heywood Hugh Harry up and open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hiawatha !
Hiawatha who ?
Hiawatha very bad today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hijack !
Hijack who ?
Hijack, how's Jill ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hip !
Hip who ?
Hippopotamus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hiram !
Hiram who ?
Hiram fine, how are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hobbit !
Hobbit who ?
Hobbit letting me in then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoffman !
Hoffman who ?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holland !
Holland who ?
Holland you going to make me wait out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hollis !
Hollis who ?
Hollis forgiven, come back home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Holl's something there to remind me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Hollylujah !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holmes !
Holmes who ?
Holmes is where the heart is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holt !
Holt who ?
Holt the line !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer-again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy people live in this house !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy times are we going to go through this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Honda !
Honda who ?
Honda the spreading chesnut tree... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Honeydew !
Honeydew who ?
Honeydew you want to come out tonight ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoover !
Hoover who ?
Hoover the rainbow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hope !
Hope who ?
Hopefully that present is for me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hope !
Hope who ?
Hope you'll have me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horace !
Horace who ?
Horace-scopes can be fun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horatio !
Horatio who ?
Horatio to the end of the street
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horn !
Horn who ?
Horn the way home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horn !
Horn who ?
Horn in my side !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up and answer this door ! !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hosanna !
Hosanna who ?
Hosanna Claus gets down the chimney I'll never know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoss !
Hoss who ?
Hoss under the collar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hot Air!
Hot Air who ?
Hot air pardner, how ya doin' ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
House !
House who ?
Oh, Hugh's fine thank you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
House !
House who ?
House you doing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
House boy !
House boy who ?
Great, House boy you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard I know ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you know unless you open the door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some idiot keeps saying "Who's there?"
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like a punch on the nose ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard can it be to guess a knock knock joke ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard the ground is when you slip on a banana skin !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard like to be outside for a change ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who ?
Howard Huges like a punch on the nose ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell I get in if you don't open the door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your toast, with marmalade or jam ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howie !
Howie who !
Howie Dewin then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howie !
Howie who !
I'm fine, how are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howl !
Howl who !
Howl I know when it's dinner time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubba !
Hubba who !
Hubba on a long !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubbard !
Hubbard who !
Hubbard can sing louder than my bird !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubie !
Hubie who !
Hubie-ginning to see the light !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huey !
Huey who ?
Who am I? I'm me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huey !
Huey who ?
Huey too much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh can trust your car to the man who wears the star !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh could hear a pin drop !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh's afraid of the big bad wolf!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh is going to let me in then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh would'nt believe me if I told you.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh made me love you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo jump in the lake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo first - I'm frightened !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo your way and I'll go mine !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hulk !
Hulk who !
Hulk it and caboodle !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hunding !
Hunding who !
Hunding is barbaric !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hurd !
Hurd who !
Hurd my hand, so I could'nt knock-knock !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huron !
Huron who !
Huron time for once !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hussein !
Hussein who !
Hussein that about me !

Rated G Letter "I" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
I-4 !
I-4 who ?
I-4 the ladies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
I-8 !
I-8 who ?
I-8 lunch already. Is dinner ready ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ian !
Ian who ?
Ian a lot of money !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream and scream and scream until I'm sick !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream of Jeannie !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream soda !
Ice cream soda who ?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ichabod !
Ichabod ?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida know why I love you like I do !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
It's not Ida who, it's Idaho !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida face, she's so ugly !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida know. Sorry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida terrible time getting here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Idaho !
Idaho who ?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
I don't know !
I don't know who ?
I told you I don't know. Why don't you believe me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iglesias !
Iglesias who ?
Iglesias idea I ever had !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Igloo !
Igloo who ?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iguana !
Iguana who ?
Iguana hold you hand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ike !
Ike who ?
Ike-n't stop laughing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ike !
Ike who ?
Ike could have danced all night !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ilegal !
Ilegal who ?
Ilegals stay in the nest until they feel bettter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ilka !
Ilka who ?
Ilka-pone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ilona !
Ilona who ?
Ilona Ranger !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ima !
Ima who ?
Ima girl who can't say no... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Imogen !
Imogen who ?
Imogen life without chocolate !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ina !
Ina who ?
Ina minute I'm going to knock this door down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ina Claire !
Ina Claire who ?
Ina Claire day, you can see forever !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ina Claire !
Ina Claire who ?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
India !
India who ?
India night time I go to sleep !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
India !
India who ?
India good old summertime... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Indiana !
Indiana who ?
Indiana'ls of history you'll be famous !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Indonesia !
Indonesia who ?
I look at you and I get week Indonesia !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ines !
Ines who ?
Ines-special place to hide your presents !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ingrid !
Ingrid who ?
Ingrid sorrow I have to leave you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Insect !
Insect who ?
Insect your name here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iona !
Iona who ?
Iona a great train set !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iowa !
Iowa who ?
Iowa you a dollar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ira !
Ira who ?
Ira-te, or soon will be if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iran !
Iran who ?
Iran away when you answered before !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iran !
Iran who ?
Iran over here to tell you this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iraq !
Iraq who ?
Iraq of lamb !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irene !
Irene who ?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iris !
Iris who ?
Iris Tew in the name of the law !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iris !
Iris who ?
Iris you were here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irish !
Irish who ?
Irish you would come out and play with me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ireland !
Ireland who ?
Ireland you some money if you promise to pay me back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irma !
Irma who ?
Irma big girl now!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaac !
Isaac who ?
Isaac'ly who do think this is ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaac !
Isaac who ?
Isaac coming out ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabel !
Isabel who ?
Isabel broken, 'cause I had to knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabella !
Isabella who ?
Isabella dropped off so you not hear ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabella !
Isabella who ?
Isabella out of order !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabelle !
Isabelle who ?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isadore !
Isadore who ?
Isadore locked or open ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isadore !
Isadore who ?
Isadore locked, I can't get in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaiah !
Isaiah who ?
Isaiah again Knock Knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaiah !
Isaiah who ?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isla !
Isla who ?
Isla be seeing you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Island !
Island who ?
Island on your roof with my parachute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Istvan !
Istvan who ?
Istvan to be alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Italy !
Italy who ?
Italy be a big job !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan my money back now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan idea you don't want to see me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
It's not Ivan who, it's Ivanhoe !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan idea you know who it is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan infectious disease!
Slam !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan U. Hat, do you like it ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivana !
Ivana who ?
Ivana be rich !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivana !
Ivana who ?
Ivana to be alone !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivanhoe !
Ivanhoe who ?
Ivan-hoe the crop, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivor !
Ivor who ?
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivor !
Ivor who ?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivory !
Ivory who ?
Ivory strong like Tarzan !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivy !
Ivy who ?
Ivy got you under my skin !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Izzy !
Izzy who ?
Izzy Moe than you can handle ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Izzy !
Izzy who ?
Izzy at the door ? You'd better answer it then !

Rated G Letter "J" Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jack !
Jack who ?
Jack your egos at the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jack !
Jack who ?
Jack Potts !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jack !
Jack who ?
Jackdraft !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jackie !
Jackie who ?
Jackie'n that job, it doesn't pay enough !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jackson !
Jackson who ?
Jackson the telephone, you'd better answer it !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jacqueline !
Jacqueline who ?
Jacqueline and Hyde !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jacques !
Jacques who ?
Jacques of all trades !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jade !
Jade who ?
Jade a whole cake today !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jagger !
Jagger who !
Jagger'd edge !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jaguar !
Jaguar who ?
Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jaimie !
Jaimie who !
Jaimie a game of chess !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jam !
Jam who ?
Jam mind, I'm trying to get out !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jamaica !
Jamaica who ?
Jamaica mistake !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
James !
James who !
James people play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jamie !
Jamie who ?
Jamie'n you don't recognize my voice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jan !
Jan who ?
Jan of Green Gables !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Janet !
Janet who !
Janet has too many holes in it, the fish will escape !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Janet !
Janet who !
Janet'or in a drum !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Japan !
Japan who !
Japan is too hot, ouch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jasmine !
Jasmine who ?
Jasmine like to play in quartets !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jason !
Jason who ?
Jason a rainbow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Java !
Java who ?
Java dog in your house !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jaws !
Jaws who ?
Jaws truly!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jay !
Jay who ?
Jay-lbird with clanking chains !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Jean !
Jean who ?
Jeanius - you just don't recognise it !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Jeannette !
Jeannette who ?
Jeannette has too many holes, butterflies will escape!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jeff !
Jeff who ?
Jeff in one ear, shout !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jeffrey !
Jeffrey who ?
Jeffrey time I know, you ask me who I am !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jelly Bean !
Jeffy Bean ?
Jelly Bean to the city yet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jenny !
Jenny who ?
Jenny'd any help opening the door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jenny !
Jenny who ?
Jennymen prefer blondes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jenny Lind!
Jenny Lind who ?
Jenny, Lind me some money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jeritza !
Jeritza who !
Jeritza your limit an hour ago !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jerome !
Jerome who !
Jerome where you want to !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jerrold !
Jerrold who ?
Jerrold friend, thats who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jerry !
Jerry who ?
Jerryusalem, Jerryusalem ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
Jess me and my shadow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
I give up, who ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
Jessebell ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
Jess one of those things !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jesse !
Jesse who ?
Jesse if you can recognize my voice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jessica !
Jessica who ?
Jessica more than I thought !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jester !
Jester who?
Jester minute I'm trying to find my keys !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jester !
Jester who?
Jester silly old man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jester !
Jester who?
Jester song at twilight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jethro !
Jethro who ?
Jethro the boat and stop talking so much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jewell !
Jewell who ?
Jewell remember me when you see my face !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jewell !
Jewell who ?
Jewell know if you open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jewell !
Jewell who ?
Jewell remember me once you open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jez !
Jez who ?
Jez a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jilly !
Jilly who !
Jilly out here, so let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jim !
Jim who ?
Jim mind if we come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jimmy !
Jimmy who !
Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jimmy !
Jimmy who !
Jimmy to the church on time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jo !
Jo who !
Jo jump in a lake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joan !
Joan who !
Joan you remember me ?!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joan !
Joan who !
Joan call us we'll call you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joanna !
Joanna who !
Joanna big kiss !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joanne !
Joanne who !
Joanne tell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joe !
Joe who !
Joe Away, I'm not talking to you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joe-jum !
Joe-jum who !
Joe-jum-poff a cliff !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joe Namath !
Joe Namath who !
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joey !
Joey who ?
Joey to the centre of the Earth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Johann !
Johann who !
Johann a beautiful smile !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Johannes !
Johannes who !
Johannes are cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who ?
John with the Wind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who !
John to the dogs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who !
John me in a cup of tea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who !
John to work!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
John !
John who !
John the Navy!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joplin !
Joplin who !
Joplin anytime you like !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jose !
Jose who !
Jose can you see... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Josette !
Josette who !
Josette down and be quiet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Josette !
Josette who !
Josette down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Joyce !
Joyce who !
Joyce of a new generation !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juan !
Juan who !
Juan to hear some more of these ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juan !
Juan who !
Juan of these days you'll find out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juan !
Juan who !
Juandering star !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juan !
Juan who !
Juan of these days, pow, right in the kisser !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juana !
Juana who !
Juana go out with me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juanita !
Juanita who !
Junita nother burger ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Judd !
Judd who !
Juddgement day ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Judd !
Judd who !
Judd down my throat ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jude !
Jude who !
Jude doubt me, just open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Judy !
Judy who !
Judy liver milk still !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juice !
Juice who !
Juice still want to know ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juicy !
Juicy who !
Juicy that rude sign on the door ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juicy !
Juicy who !
Juicy what I just saw !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julia !
Julia who !
Julia want to come in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julia !
Julia who !
Julia want some milk and cookies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julian !
Julian who !
Juliand I are going out now !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julie !
Julie who !
Julie-vous couchez avec moi? !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Julie !
Julie who !
Julie you door unlocked ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juliet !
Juliet who !
Juliet the same amount but she's okay !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juliet !
Juliet who !
Juliet me in or not !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
July !
July who !
July to me about stealing my pencil ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
June !
June who !
June know how to open this door ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
June !
June who !
Juneno what day it is ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juno !
Juno who !
I dunno, Juno ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Juno !
Juno who !
Of course I do !