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Author Topic: Knock-Knock Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-24-2002 07:14 PM                        Rated G [b] Letter "O" Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Oasis ! Oasis who ? Oasis, let your sister in ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Oates ! Oates who ? Oates'ay can you see ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Oboe ! Oboe who ? Oboe, I've got the wrong address ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ocelot ! Ocelot who ? Ocelot of questions don't you ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Odel-lay-he ! Odel-lay-he who ? Didn't know you could yodel ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Odette ! Odette who ? Odette's a bad sign ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Odessa ! Odessa who ? Odessa really funny face, man ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Odessa ! Odessa who ? Odessa hot one ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Odysseus ! Odysseus who ? Odysseus the last straw ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Offenbach ! Offenbach who ? Offenbach is performed ! 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Owen you open this door, I'm going to give you such a roasting ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Owl ! Owl who ? Owl I can say is "Knock, knock" ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Owl ! Owl who ? Owl be sad if you don't let me in ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Owl ! Owl who ? Owl Aboard ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Oz ! Oz who ? Oz got something for you ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ozzie ! Ozzie who ? Ozzie you later !  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-24-2002 07:20 PM                        Rated G Letter "P" Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! P ! P who ? P Nuts are an elephants favorite treat ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Pablo ! Pablo who ? Pablo your horn ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Paine ! Paine who ? Paine in the neck ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Pam ! Pam who ? Pam-per yourself ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Pammy ! Pammy who ? Pammy the key, the door is locked ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Panon ! 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Pulp ! Pulp who ? Pulp hard on the door, it's stiff ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Punch ! Punch who ? Not me - I just got here ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Puss ! Puss who ? Puss your bike, it's safer ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Pyjamas ! Pyjamas who? Pyjamas around me and hold me tight ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Python ! Python who ? Python with your pocket money !  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-25-2002 12:50 PM                        Rated G Letter "Q" Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Quacker ! Quacker who ? Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Quebec ! Quebec who ? Quebec to the end of the line ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Queen ! Queen who ? Queen as a whistle ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Quentin ! Quentin who ? Quentin my thirst ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Quiet Tina ! Quiet Tina who ? Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Quincy ! Quincy who ? You Quincy the doctor now !  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-25-2002 12:55 PM                        Rated G Letter "R" Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? R-2 ! R-2 who ? R-2, or not ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Rabbit ! Rabbit who ? Rabbit up carefully, it's a present ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Radio ! Radio who ? Radio not, here I come ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Raleigh ! Raleigh who ? Raleigh round the flag boys ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Ralph ! Ralph who ? Ralph ! Ralph ! Ralph ! I'm your puppy-dog ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Randy ! Randy who ? Randy four minute mile ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Rapunzel ! Rapunzel who ? Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag.... ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Raoul ! Raoul who ? Raoul with the punches ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Raoul ! Raoul who ? Raoul of law ! Knock Knock Who's there ! 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Knock Knock Who's there ? Ryder ! Ryder who ? Ryder fast on your bike !  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-25-2002 03:53 PM                        Rated G Knock Knock Who's there ! S-2 ! S-2 who ? S-2 be a morning after ! Knock Knock Who's there ! S ! S who ? SOS ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Sabina ! Sabina who ? Sabina a long time since I've seen you ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Sacha ! Sacha who ? Sacha lot of questions ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Sacha ! Sacha who ? Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Saddam ! Saddam who ? Saddam and shut up ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Sadie ! Sadie who ? Sadie ten times table twice ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Sadie ! Sadie who ? Sadie Pledge of Allegiance ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Safari ! Safari who ? Safari so good ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Saffron ! Saffron who ? Saffron a chair and it collapsed ! 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Utica the high road and I'll take the low road ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Uva ! Uva who ? Uva vacuum !  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-27-2002 04:32 PM                        Rated G Letter "V" Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Valencia ! Valencia who ? Valenicia dollar, will you pay it back ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Value ! Value who ? Value be my Valentine ? Knock Knock Who's there ? Vampire ! Vampire who ? Vampire State Building ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Vanda ! Vanda who ? Vanda you vant me to come around ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Vanessa ! Vanessa who ? Vanessa bus be along in a minute ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Vanessa ! Vanessa who ? Vanessa time I'll ring the bell ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Vanessa ! Vanessa who ? Vanessa going to grow up ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Vanilla ! Vanilla who ? Vanilla call the doctor ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Vassar girl ! 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Voodoo you think you are !  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-27-2002 04:37 PM                        Rated G Letter "W" Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Waddle ! Waddle who ? Waddle you give me if I go away ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wade ! Wade who ? Wade up little Susie ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wade ! Wade who ? Wade till next time ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wafer ! Wafer who ? Wafer a long time but now I'm back ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wah ! Wah who ? Well you don't have to get so excited about it ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Waiter ! Waiter who ? Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Waiter ! Waiter who ? Waiter I get my hands on you ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Waldo ! Waldo who ? Waldo the washing up in the morning ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wallace ! Wallace who ? Wallace have ears ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wallace ! Wallace who ? 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Winnie isn't everything ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Witch ! Witch who ? Witch way to London ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Witches ! Witches who ? Witches the way to go home ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Witold ! Witold who ? Witold you what to do ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wizard ! Wizard who ? Wizard you I'm lost ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wood ! Wood who ? Woodnes gracious, great balls of fire ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wooden shoe ! Wooden shoe who ? Wooden shoe like to know ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Woodworm ! Woodworm who ? Woodworm cake be enough or would you like two ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Woody ! Woody who ? Woody answer the door please ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Woody ! Woody who ? Woody it be lovely ? ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Woody ! Woody who ? Woody you want ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Woolf ! Woolf who ? Woolf in sheeps clothing ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Worm ! Worm who ? Worm in here isn't it ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Worzel ! Worzel who ? It's upstairs - first on the left ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wound ! Wound who ? Wound and wound the wugged wocks the wagged wascal wan ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wyn ! Wyn who ? Wyn or lose, its the taking part that counts ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wynette ! Wynette who ? Wynette let me in ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Wynona ! Wynona who ? Wynona short race ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Wyoming ! Wyoming who ? Wyoming so mean to me !  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-28-2002 08:07 AM                        [b]Rated G Letter "X" Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? X ! X who ? X-tremely please to meet you ! Knock Knock Who's there ? X ! X who ? X for breakfast ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Xavier ! Xavier who ? Xavier your money for a rainy day ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Xavier ! Xavier who ? Xavier your breath, I'm not leaving ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Xena ! Xena who ? Xena minute ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Xenia ! Xenia who ? Xenia stealing my sweets !  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-28-2002 08:13 AM                        Rated G Letter "Y" Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ya ! Ya who ? I didn't know you were a cowboy ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yacht ! Yacht who ? Yacht a know me by know ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yachts ! Yachts who ? Yachts up, doc ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yah ! Yah who ? Ride em cowboy ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yehuda ! Yehuda who ? Yehuda dance all night ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yelp ! Yelp who ? Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yellow ! Yellow who ? Yellow-ver din, can hardly hear you ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yma ! Yma who ? Yma Sumac for wrecking her car ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yoda ! Yoda who ? Yoda le lee whoo ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yoga ! Yoga who ? Yoga what it takes ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yogi bear ! Yogi bear who ? Yogi bear and you'll get arrested ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yolanda ! Yolanda who ? Yolanda me some money ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yolande ! Yolande who ? Yolande me a dollar, I'll pay you back next week ! Knock Knock Who's there ! York ! York who ? York coming over to our place ! Knock Knock Who's there ! You ! You who ? You who ! Is there anybody in ? Knock Knock Who's there ! You ! You who ? Did you call ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Your pencil ! Your pencil who ? Your pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt or suspenders ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Yucatan ! Yucatan who ? Yucatan fool some people all of the time... ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yucca ! Yucca who ? Yucca catch more flies with honey than vinegar ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yukon ! Yukon who ? Yukon go away and come back at a reasonable time ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yukon ! Yukon who ? Yukon fool some of the people some of the time ...! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yukon ! Yukon who ? Yukon lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yukon ! Yukon who ? Yukon say that again ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yul ! Yul who ? Yul never guess ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yulla ! Yulla who ? Yulla catch more flies with honey than vinegar ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yuri ! Yuri who ? Yuri great friend ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yvette ! Yvette who ? Yvette helps a lot of animals ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yvonne ! Yvonne who ? Yvonne to be alone ?  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-28-2002 08:16 AM                        [b]Rated G Letter "Z" Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Zaire ! Zaire who ? Zaire air is polluted ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zany ! Zany who ? Zany body home ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Zebulon ! Zebulon who ? Zebulon to me ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zeke ! Zeke who ? Zeke and you shall find ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zena ! Zena who ? Zena stealing my books! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zenia ! Zenia who ? Zenia on TV in that commercial ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zephyr ! Zephyr who ? Zephyr de doctor, I got a code id by node ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Zinka ! Zinka who ? Zinka the ship ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zinnia ! Zinnia who ? Zinnia on TV - You look shorter ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zippy ! Zippy who ? Mrs Zippy ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zippy ! Zippy who ? Zippydidooda zippydeeay ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zizi ! Zizi who ? Zizi when you know how ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zombie ! Zombie who ? Zombies make honey, others are queens ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zone ! Zone who ? Zone shadow scares him ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zookeeper ! Zookeeper who ? Zookeeper away from me ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zoom ! Zoom who ? Zoom did you expect ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zsa Zsa! Zsa Zsa who ? Zsa Zsa last knock knock joke ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Zubin ! Zubin who ? Zubin eating garlic again !  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 11-05-2004 01:26 PM                 It has been 708 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-05-2004 01:26 PM                        Rated G Knock, Knock Who's there? Control Freak, okay, now you say,"Control Freak who?"  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-07-2004 07:40 PM                        Rated G KNOCK KNOCK JOKES Knock Knock Who's there ! Ice cream ! Ice cream who ? Ice cream if you don't let me in ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Water ! Water who ? Water way to answer the door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Figs ! Figs who ? Figs the doorbell, it's broken Knock Knock Who's there ! Four Eggs! Four Eggs who ? Four Eggs ample ! Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time ! Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed ! Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue your nose ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? Who Who Who! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? You talk like an owl! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth! Knock, Knock Who's there? Pudding! Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea! Knock, Knock Who's there? Leaf Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Wire. Wire who? Why are you asking? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita a tissue! Ah Choo! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house? Knock, Knock. Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock knock. Who's there? Ketchchup Ketchchup who? Kethchup to me and I will tell you. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry. It's only a joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I knew you were nuts ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who!  |  IP: Logged

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