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Author Topic: Knock-Knock Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-22-2005 12:32 PM                        Rated G Lorraine Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-26-2005 04:14 PM                        Rated G Knock. Knock Who's there? Data. Data who? Data new hairdo or did you just walk through a car wash?  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 08-12-2005 05:08 AM                        Rated G Knock Knock Who's there? Amos Amosquito just bit me Knock Knock Who's there? Andy Andy who? Andy just bit me again!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-13-2005 07:34 PM                        Rated G Knock Knock Who's there? A - 1 A - 1 Who? A want to know. Knock Knock Who's there? A Herd A Herd Who? A Herd you the first time.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-14-2006 10:33 AM                        Rated G Knock, knock! Who's there? Kisses. Kisses who? Kisses your Valentine speaking!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-30-2006 02:13 PM                        Rated G Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow's go. Cow go Who? No silly, Cows go Mooooo!  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 01-08-2008 08:25 AM                 It has been 648 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-08-2008 08:25 AM                        Rated G Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! Knock Knock! Who's there? Phyllis. Phyllis who? Phyllis up a cup of water! Knock Knock! Who's there? Donna. Donna who? Donna sit under the apple tree. Knock Knock! Who's there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew all over the wall!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-08-2008 08:36 AM                        Rated G Knock Knock! Who's there? Boliva. Boliva who? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about! Knock Knock! Who's there? Lisbon. Lisbon who? Lisbon married six times! Knock Knock! Who's there? Sally! Sally who? Sally-brate the moments of your life! Knock Knock! Who's there? Ina. Ina who? Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!  |  IP: Logged

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