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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-22-2006 10:01 AM                        Rated G "It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously." -- Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004) English actor & author  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-23-2006 08:20 AM                        Rated G "You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." -- Warren Beatty (1937 - ) US movie actor, director, & producer  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-24-2006 01:45 PM                        Rated G "Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning." -- George Carlin (1937 - ) US comedian and actor  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-17-2006 08:50 AM                        Rated G "Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record." -- Tom Masson Author  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-19-2006 10:25 AM                        Rated G "This isn't right. This isn't even wrong." --Wolfgang Pauli (1900 - 1958),Swiss (Austrian-born) physicist on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague  |  IP: Logged Leo Enticknap Film God Posts: 7474 From: Loma Linda, CA Registered: Jul 2000 posted 10-22-2006 04:08 PM                        This isn't from anyone famous - just the newsreader on Radio Four just now. But it wins my 'oxymoron of the year' award: '...but the Archbishop said he wanted to draw attention to China's liberal use of the death penalty.' So I take it they never execute anyone, then?  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-15-2006 08:59 AM                        Rated G "What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?" - Erma Bombeck  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-11-2006 05:04 PM                        Rated G "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal is another matter." - Winston Churchill -  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-11-2007 09:06 AM                        Rated G THE CHECKS THAT NEVER BOUNCE Think of your yesterdays as cancelled checks that tell you how you spent your days, and think of today as a blank check just waiting to be spent for what you value now. Anon  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-16-2007 06:21 AM                        Rated G Sandy in Coronado (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest . "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" -- Winston Bennett,University of Kentucky basketball forward . "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hillary Clinton commenting on the rel ease of subpoenaed documents. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." --A congressional candidate in Texas . "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President "We are ready for an un foreseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore, VP "I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ." -- Dan Quayle "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?" --Lee Iacocca "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor . "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-09-2007 02:44 PM                        Rated G B.B. Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Mother Teresa, Thomas Jefferson and Albert Einstein.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-13-2008 02:54 PM                        Rated G Pennies from heaven are soon followed by a tax collector from hell. Unknown Author  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-13-2008 02:57 PM                        Rated G Charles I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see. Anon.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-20-2008 12:44 PM                        Rated G Charles It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-29-2008 04:32 PM                        Rated G Rani Andrew “I can do what you cannot do and you can do what I cannot do. Together we can do great things.” MOTHER THERESA  |  IP: Logged

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