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Gracia L. Babbidge
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From: Bowdoin, Maine
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 - posted 09-29-2001 01:52 PM      Profile for Gracia L. Babbidge   Author's Homepage   Email Gracia L. Babbidge   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Heh, I've run into plenty of people that were completly oblivious to what a projectionist does. My answers would vary with my mood and level of intelligence possessed by the person asking the question.
Possible responses:
~I start movies at the movie theater.
~I play with film and projectors, so that people can see movies at the cinema.
~I'm the poor sod that spends several hours locked in a long, dark, dungeon-esque room in the upstairs of a cinema, with ten very noisy, finicky machines, with thousands of feet of polyester film flying through the machines at 24 frames per second; making sure that all the shows start on time, with a pristing presentation, so the general public can see their frickin entertainment.


Another odd question I've gotten:
"So, if you work at a movie theater, where do you go when you go on dates?"

Replies I've given:
~Who says I go on dates? Do you think they let me have any leisure time for that?
~What a narrow scope of socializing you possess.
~To the movies of course. I'm a cheap date like that, but as annoying as all hell, because if I get bored with the film -which can happen a lot, I'll start criticizing the presentation, and/or the elements of the mindless drivel on-screen. ( )
~I'll have to get back to you on that. I forgot what a social life is.

~GLB

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In some cultures, what I do is considered normal.


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Michael Barry
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 - posted 09-30-2001 01:40 PM      Profile for Michael Barry   Email Michael Barry   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Gracia: If someone asks you where you go out on dates if you work at a movie theatre, tell them you head for the nearest office building and shuffle papers around on a desk for a few hours...

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Anthony Reid
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 - posted 10-11-2001 04:44 PM      Profile for Anthony Reid   Email Anthony Reid   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
One of the most common questions that I am asked is

"Whats..(insert movie title here)...like?" or
"When is..(inset movie title here)...released?"

and once after a sound problem on a performance a customer asked me

"Can you rewind the film back, so we can see what we've missed?"

and that was a long conversation!!!


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Ken Lackner
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 - posted 10-11-2001 08:11 PM      Profile for Ken Lackner   Email Ken Lackner   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
What is truly sad is that one of the managers at my theatre DOES rewind film by unthreading the projector, dumping the film on the floor and feeding back through the brain onto the payout platter. Yikes!

Sorry boys and girls, NO we CANNOT rewind the film!

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John Walsh
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 - posted 10-11-2001 11:27 PM      Profile for John Walsh   Email John Walsh   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I like it when I explain to someone about changeover marks, and they say they never saw them before.

Then, a few days later, they come back in and say, "I wish you never told me .... I see those damn dots all the time now!!"

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Kristin Wahlund
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 - posted 10-12-2001 11:36 PM      Profile for Kristin Wahlund   Email Kristin Wahlund   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Reffering to that rewinding business, a couple months ago I was watching some movie on the disney channel about a "phantom in the megaplex" and the stupid 17 year old manager kept telling audiences that he would rewind their films, and they were using platters! They also couldnt figure out how one trailer kept repeating over and over, and then they showed the film running from one platter to another. Duh! There are probably 20 of them on there, oh it made me so mad. If youre gonna make a movie, make it right. Grrr... This is where people get those stupid ideas from!

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Kristin Wahlund
Regal Cinemas
Eagan 16, MN

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Ken Lackner
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 - posted 10-13-2001 12:05 AM      Profile for Ken Lackner   Email Ken Lackner   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Do you mean they showed the film running from one whole platter system to another platter system???

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Kristin Wahlund
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 - posted 10-13-2001 11:49 PM      Profile for Kristin Wahlund   Email Kristin Wahlund   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Yes, they did. It made me angry. How can anyone be that dumb. Thats why the public is so uneducated, the media ahem ahem disney is feeding them bad info. i almost stopped watching, but i kept on watching to see how many other things they did wrong and I just developed more and more anger towards disney.


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Ben Wales
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 - posted 10-14-2001 04:03 PM      Profile for Ben Wales   Email Ben Wales   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I was once asked if we can show B/W films.

A: yes we can by just turning this switch on from Colour to B/W.

Q: That's a big camera.

A: you just wait and see the size of the projector!.

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Ken Lackner
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Why do people think there are cameras in the booths? I know most people don't know much about projection (that's obvious by reading this thread!), but is it THAT hard to tell the basic difference between a camera and a projector? A camera TAKES the pictures, a projector SHOWS them. It ain't rocket surgery!


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Bob Healey
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 - posted 10-14-2001 09:58 PM      Profile for Bob Healey   Email Bob Healey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
The oddest question I've been asked:
The room on campus that is used as a theater is really a lecture hall, and the favorite one to adminster tests in. A friend who was taking a test in there with me asked if I could put the sound rack on some timers/remotes to start playing the theme from jaws or the Imperial March in Dolby surround as the professor was handing the tests out.

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Frank Rapisardi
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 - posted 10-16-2001 08:50 AM      Profile for Frank Rapisardi   Email Frank Rapisardi   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Ken; most people have no idea how a movie is presented. At drive ins where people could look into booths;I would get comments like,"I was late for the first feature,could you rewind the tape?" "Boy look at the size of those cameras!""Why do you need two cameras?"(Carbon archs) Again I would explain to them about carbon archs and change overs etc. And still get stupid questions. What are the bells for?What are those spots in the coner? Wasn't that other camera on a few minutes ago... I could go on and on. If wasn't so hot in the booths in the summer;I would just shut the projection booth door. I guess the question is "What can you do?"

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Randy Stankey
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 - posted 10-16-2001 04:36 PM      Profile for Randy Stankey   Email Randy Stankey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Oh! And don't you love it when you are looking for a part in a local hardware store? Let's say, you are looking for a fuse... Your basic "AGC-n", for example.

You spend 10 minutes looking for the section of the store where the fuses are and you finally button-hole some salesperson. The FIRST question out of their mouth is bound to be, "What is this for?"

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Ken Lackner
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I understand that the general population has no concept of how a movie is presented. I didn't either, before I saw a booth for the first time. I was awestruck at the size of the "projector," which of course I know now is the console, and the projector is actually pretty small. And look at those shiny UFO-looking thingys next to the projector! I thought film was wound from reel to reel and rewound after each show.

But what I don't get is how in the world someone could confuse the definition of "camera" for that of "projector." Anyone with half a brain should know that. Rewinding, subtitling "machines,"...common misconceptions. Fine. But the idea that a camera projects an image? No! A camera captures the image. Is it just me, or is that common sense?


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Paul Mayer
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 - posted 10-16-2001 11:16 PM      Profile for Paul Mayer   Author's Homepage   Email Paul Mayer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
That's OK Ken. I've had performers call my followspot a "camera." You would think that people who work in the business (even if it is onstage instead of backstage) would have the basics down, but no. Such behavior just re-enforces the sterotype about "dumb lounge singers"...

Paul

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