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Author Topic: How do you make PB&J? Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-15-2003 05:48 PM                  Confucius sez: Man who has underage sex in strawberry patch have ass in jam. >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-15-2003 05:54 PM                        Joe: That's what I said. She must be sad for all of her day's. sniff, sniff  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 10-15-2003 11:04 PM                     quote: Confucius sez: Man who has underage sex in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Really? I thought he said "Man with hand in pants feel cocky all day."  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-15-2003 11:10 PM                  Yes Chris...Really...we were talking about PB&J not pants... I mean I could have said: Lady pilot who fly upside-down in airplane have hairy crack-up. But, it wouldn't be appropriate since it has nothing to do with the subject. >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Daryl C. W. O'Shea Film God Posts: 3977 From: Midland Ontario Canada (where Panavision & IMAX lenses come from) Registered: Jun 2002 posted 10-15-2003 11:36 PM                        Phil say something inappropriate? Never!  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 10-15-2003 11:40 PM                     Peanuts are yucky anyway! Now who I really feel bad for is my brother, he's allergic to caffine...CAFFINE! I couldn't live like that...  |  IP: Logged Paul Linfesty Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1383 From: Bakersfield, CA, USA Registered: Nov 1999 posted 10-16-2003 12:34 AM                     Dont they still sell that yucky PB& Jelly COMBO jar? I seem to remember this from years ago.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 10-16-2003 12:48 AM                        Caffeine is retarded.  |  IP: Logged William Hooper Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1879 From: Mobile, AL USA Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-16-2003 02:22 AM                        quote: We have an interesting point here in the fact that in Australia the meaning of the word "jelly" may be different to the US. "Jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly stays on my mind." - Billy Eckstine, "Stormy Monday Blues" He ain't talking about something with pectin in it.  |  IP: Logged John Spooner Expert Film Handler Posts: 186 From: South Australia, Australia Registered: Jan 2003 posted 10-16-2003 01:37 PM                     Dear Randy. Thank you for the clarification regards the different meaning of jelly. It can be confusing when the same word has a different meaning in other countries. As a matter of interest on another point, how did the saga of moving the toilet pan and plumbing turn out? Regards, John Spooner.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-16-2003 01:58 PM                     Bathroom turned out OK. I got my Stepfather (general housing contractor) to come over and give us an "estimate" on how much it would take to do the job. Once he started adding up all the dollar signs my wife said, "Forget about it!". I simply put down a couple of sheets of 1/4 inch underlayment, installed a nice self-adhesive vinyl tile floor, cut a hole for the pipe and replaced the toilet in its old location. Everything looks beautiful! Of course we WON'T mention that I talked to my Stepdad on the phone beforehand, told him that I DIDN'T want to move the toilet and asked him to ham it up a bit! So... That's how I got myself out of that JAM! (Had to weave the topic sentence in there somewhere!)  |  IP: Logged John Lasher Master Film Handler Posts: 493 From: Newark, DE Registered: Aug 2001 posted 10-17-2003 12:33 AM                        My church youth group had a game night where we had to write detailed instructions for making a PB&J sandwich, and then we had to make it according to our own instructions. So, I--being the asshole/geek that I was(?) at the time--wrote the following on the paper. START RUN RTRVBRED.BAS RUN SPREADPB.BAS RUN SPRDJLLY.BAS RUN BRD2GTHR.BAS RUN ETSAMICH.BAS END I went on a workcamp with the same group, since I was a "senior" I was made a group leader. I was always the last person to the lunch cooler, and for some reason (I'm sure out of personal revenge) the kitchen crew always made 5 PB&J sandwiches and 20 Cheese (One slice of yellow american between 2 slices of Wonder bread) apparently one of the adults believed that a cheese sandwich was a fine and dandy lunch for people working outside all day in the AZ sun tearing down a building with electric screwdrivers, sledgehammers and willpower. ... I like my sandwiches wrapped in waxed paper, plastic wrap will do, if it's all that's available, but I prefer waxed paper. I had the best roast beef sandwich I ever ate today. I got it at a Sheetz on my way home from Warren, PA and I ordered it digitally, so it's a billion-- no! a TRILLION times better than any sandwich I order the regular, old-fashioned, analog, speaking-with-a-real-person way at Subway. From now on I'm driving the 150+ miles just to get to that sheetz station on my lunch break! (Actually the sandwich was quite tasty.)  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-17-2003 03:17 AM                        I like PB and Miracle Whip. It's best if you go easy on the PB. Scoff (or ) if you want, but don't knock it till you've tried it!  |  IP: Logged William Hooper Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1879 From: Mobile, AL USA Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-17-2003 03:36 AM                        quote: I like PB and Miracle Whip. It's best if you go easy on the PB. That's the formulation for Century gear grease. Gordon & Mark can probably confirm.  |  IP: Logged Gracia L. Babbidge Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 709 From: Bowdoin, Maine Registered: Aug 2000 posted 10-17-2003 09:39 AM                        miracle whip & peanute butter? ewwwwwwwwww Don't mind me, I don't like miracle whip / mayonaise ... they have their uses*, I just don't like 'em on sandwiches! I'm a fan of the [crunchy] peanut butter & [mashed] banana sandwich. Yum!! Then again, peanut butter & honey is a good combo. And if you dig on fluff - that goes well with pb too. * Something you may have never thought to put Miracle Whip in - Chocolate Cake! ~2 cups of flour ~1 cup of sugar ~4 heaping tablespoons of baking cocoa ~2 teaspoons of baking soda ~1 cup of miracle whip ~1 cup of cold water Mix 'em all together, beat until smooth, pour into a greased & floured 9"x13" baking pan - or two 8" round cake pans - bake at 350°F for 20-25 minutes. Allow to cool before frosting. And speaking of frosting, this one is easy & yummy (sorry Rachel)! Peanut Butter Frosting! ~ 1/3 cup of [smooth] peanut butter ~ 3 cups confectioners' sugar ~ 1/3 cup of milk ~ 1 teaspoon of vanilla flavoring or almond extract Mix 'em all together until smooth, occasionally, a twisker more moo juice might be needed to get the frosting to a consistancy that's spreadable, too much though, and it will be quite runny. Cooking and baking are so much fun.  |  IP: Logged

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