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Author Topic: What would you want to do at a Walmart? Ken Layton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1452 From: Olympia, Wash. USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-31-2004 11:48 AM                     I would knock down the Wal-Mart and build a drive-in theater!  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-31-2004 12:34 PM                        Yes, even a closed drive-in would be a better use of space than a Wal Mart.  |  IP: Logged Jack Ondracek Film God Posts: 2348 From: Port Orchard, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2002 posted 03-31-2004 02:06 PM                        Where did you guys find empty Wal-Marts to pose in? You can't find that much vacant floor space (or unused checkout conveyors) at the ones around here... too many roaming cattle...ummm people!!  |  IP: Logged Richard Greco Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1180 From: Plant City, FL Registered: Nov 2003 posted 03-31-2004 02:36 PM                     15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time: > > > >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they > >aren't looking. > > > >2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute > >intervals. > > > >3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. > > > >4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' > >in housewares,...and see what happens. > > > >5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. > > > >6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > > > >7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll > >invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. > > > >8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why > >can't you people just leave me alone? > > > >9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your > >nose. > >10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he > >knows where the anti-depressants are. > > > >11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme > >from 'Mission Impossible'. > > > >12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different > >size funnels. > > > >13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! > >PICK ME!" > > > >14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal > >position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!" > > > >And last but not least: > > > >15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell > >loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 03-31-2004 05:11 PM                     I would like to own wal mart. Other than that I jsut buy what I need. I would like to ask that one girl that works at the service desk out, but I shouldn't date colored girls.  |  IP: Logged Manny Knowles "What are these things and WHY are they BLUE???" Posts: 4247 From: Bloomington, IN, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 03-31-2004 10:16 PM                     Chris, please tell me you are trying to be funny.  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 03-31-2004 10:19 PM                     nope, no joking.  |  IP: Logged Emma Tomiak Expert Film Handler Posts: 238 From: Carrollton, TX, USA Registered: Aug 2003 posted 03-31-2004 10:29 PM                        Chris, since you're not joking, would you care to explain your reasoning?  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 03-31-2004 10:44 PM                     4 of the 5 people on the forbes 400 list have the last name Walton. I think that is good enought reason for wanting to own the company.  |  IP: Logged Emma Tomiak Expert Film Handler Posts: 238 From: Carrollton, TX, USA Registered: Aug 2003 posted 03-31-2004 11:07 PM                        Let me clarify. I would like to know why you said that you shouldn't date "colored" girls.  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 03-31-2004 11:17 PM                     Because my grandparents would not approve of that. They would be disappointed in me and would disinherit me, sorry but it's not worth it.  |  IP: Logged Emma Tomiak Expert Film Handler Posts: 238 From: Carrollton, TX, USA Registered: Aug 2003 posted 03-31-2004 11:21 PM                        Just curious. Thanks for explaining.  |  IP: Logged Aaron Garman Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1470 From: Toledo, OH USA Registered: Mar 2003 posted 04-01-2004 02:22 AM                     I say date or love whomever you want and not who others tell you. Try to honor your family, but don't let them get in the way of how you feel. Personally, I don't see "in color". To me, everyone is the same. Follow your heart, not what others tell you. AJG  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 04-01-2004 05:28 AM                       quote: You NEED to replace your ID pic with the one of you on the "conveyor belt!" Naw, she's hotter in the b/w. Incidentally, Jennifer has the coolest name to become a cinematographer or fry cook.  |  IP: Logged Carl Martin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1424 From: Oakland, CA, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 04-01-2004 06:37 AM                        or film critic.  |  IP: Logged

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