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Jennifer Pan
THE JEN!

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From: Denver, Colorado
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 - posted 01-23-2005 10:18 PM      Profile for Jennifer Pan   Author's Homepage   Email Jennifer Pan   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Is that what you would do to a Wal*mart mannequin Jason?

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Adam Wilbert
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Bellingham, WA, USA
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 - posted 01-23-2005 11:06 PM      Profile for Adam Wilbert   Author's Homepage   Email Adam Wilbert   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
My girlfriend wanted a pair of pants off of a manequin at JC Penny the other day, and the girl working in the area told me to go ahead and take them off. I still feel really wierd about undressing a manequin and leaving her there with only a t-shirt on and her barbie-like nudeness from the waist down exposed for the world to see. [Eek!]

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Stephen Frazza
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 - posted 01-23-2005 11:27 PM      Profile for Stephen Frazza   Author's Homepage   Email Stephen Frazza   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I'm not sure anyone could top this.

This guy gets fired from Walmart for doing something he didn't do so he gets back at them.

The Wal-Mart Prank

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

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 - posted 01-24-2005 12:44 PM      Profile for Paul Mayer   Author's Homepage   Email Paul Mayer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Funny story, though it reads like it's been embellished--the revenge is a little too good. Still, it's immensely satisfying to read about fucking with the single-helix types, especially when they're your former bosses. [Big Grin] [thumbsup]

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Floyd Justin Newton
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I'd just burn the damned place down!

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Jason Black
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 - posted 01-24-2005 06:39 PM      Profile for Jason Black   Author's Homepage   Email Jason Black   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Nope.. not to just a plain old WM mannequin anyway.. has to be a special mannequin, as evidenced by the photo.. LOL..

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Mark Hajducki
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 - posted 03-08-2005 05:35 PM      Profile for Mark Hajducki   Email Mark Hajducki   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
One of the ASDA (Walmart) stores up north has switched to using a local dialect rather than English. (Although since many of their customers find it difficult to construct a coherent sentence it may be a waste of time)

From http://news.scotsman.com/aberdeen.cfm?id=251092005
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SUPERMARKET giant Asda has ditched English and introduced signs in a local dialect in a new Scottish store, it emerged today.

Bosses at the Asda superstore in Peterhead decided to put up all of its signs in Doric - the traditional language of Scotland’s north-east.

All directional signs in the store, and some of the Asda promotional sayings, have been translated into the local tongue.

"Welcome to Asda" has been changed to "Come Awa In", while "Always Happy to Help" and "Always Low Prices" have been translated into "Wid Aye Gie Ye a Han" and "Easy on the Pooch".

Even the toilets in the store have been given a regional twist, with the ladies labelled as "Quines".

On leaving the store a sign also reads "Hist ye Back" - meaning "Come Again Soon".

The Doric signs were translated by the Buchan Heritage Society.

Store manager Craig Patterson said: "We hope our decision to introduce the Doric signs will give the dialect a real boost."

More information on Doric

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