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Author Topic: What is the Best/Worst Way to Die? Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 06-30-2004 04:47 PM                        Worst ways: Like others have already said here, burning, drowning, sufficating, or being slowly crushed, maimed, or mangled to death, like the students of Tiananmen Square 15 years ago. Best way: A slightly different take on dying in your sleep-- When I die, I'd like to go quietly in my sleep Like my grandfather Not screaming Like his passengers. Or better yet, going out in a blaze of glory, a warrior's death, taking as many of your enemy with you as you can. [ 06-30-2004, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: Paul Mayer ]  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 06-30-2004 04:59 PM                     quote: Aaron Garman In the arms of the one you love. Egad, that's kind of selfish don't you think? And just how do you think your lover would be that next morning when it was found you were dead?  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 06-30-2004 05:03 PM                  Good point, Brad. But, at that point, would you *really* care? >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 06-30-2004 05:28 PM                     This one isn't a likely scenario for one of the "worst ways" to expire (but it is still pretty disturbing): You're chained to the bottom of a rotten trash dumpster and then it gets filled with thousands of gallons of used tobacco spit juice. I only thought of that one as a deserved punishment for some psychopath pranksters in the news today. Just for fun they taped explosive fireworks in the mouths of some puppies and blew off their heads. Police have no suspects. The mother of the puppies was apparently unhurt, but was traumatized from watching her dogs die. There is no type of death cruel enough for the kind of scum that gets their kicks from torturing animals. I'd gladly blast off their testicles with my Ithaca shotgun so they would be unable to pollute the human genepool any further with their spawn.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 06-30-2004 05:32 PM                  Yeah, I saw that too Bobby. I agree 100%. Those guys ought to have their balls sloooowly squeezed in a vice until their eyes pop out before a M-80 is put in their mouth and set off. Oh, and BTW on cable so all could applaud their just desserts! Fuck 'em! What low-life POS assholes! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Dennis Benjamin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1445 From: Denton, MD Registered: Feb 2002 posted 06-30-2004 06:18 PM                        I have seen some really bad ways to die over there at rotten.com Anyways.. My number one best way to die: Breaking the land speed record in a futuristic sports car. Just as I break the record - the million dollar car explodes into giant fireball. My number one worst way: Being pushed out of an airplane without a parachute.  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 06-30-2004 06:20 PM                     Nah Bobby, the punishment should fit the crime...sort of. Those guys need to have small fireworks taped in their mouths repeatedly until their heads explode. We wouldn't want to do it in one quick shot.  |  IP: Logged Josh Jones Redhat Posts: 1207 From: Plano, TX Registered: Apr 2000 posted 06-30-2004 07:07 PM                        Worst >nibbled to death by a duck. >Being torn apart by some large animal, ie Tiger. >Tower collapse with you at the top (quick death is not guaranteed) >Anything involving fire, water, hot oil..... Best >>Head on collision with stationary object at triple digit speeds. >>Lightning >>High Voltage (this from a guy who works around 10,000 Volts all day long. [ 07-01-2004, 05:18 PM: Message edited by: Josh Jones ]  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 06-30-2004 07:13 PM                  quote: Josh Jones nibbled to death by a duck. While I agree about the HV and lightning thing... the above I GOTTA know more about. It could be a hot scene! Hubba Hubba! Please call me and let's talk... I have a pet duck... >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Richard Fowler Film God Posts: 2392 From: Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA Registered: Jun 2001 posted 06-30-2004 08:21 PM                     "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intentions of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. Rather we should skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaim: WOW! WHAT A RIDE! From a guy who has outlived one doctor and watch his replacement retire They did not follow my advice.....Best time ...in bed...worst time...getting up in the morning since I expect to survive the day.  |  IP: Logged Gordon Hedges III Jealous of everyone not me Posts: 212 From: Severn, MD Registered: Apr 2001 posted 06-30-2004 11:12 PM                     As a kid I stayed up late and watched a silent (I think) short about a filmmaker wrapping up his work. He put the film can aside and the can opened revealing film that was unwinding itself. It moved along the floor and a dog was looking at it curiously. The film then wrapped itself around the dog and the filmmaker was scared because when the film unraveled the dog was gone. The man ran out of the house and the film followed and cornered him. The man fought frantically, but was enveloped by the film. The outline of the man was obvious and the film unraveled leaving nothing in the man's place. Then the film crawled back into its film can and that was the end. I had nightmares about it and to think to this day I actually love playing around with film.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 06-30-2004 11:41 PM                        Beheading would be pretty bad. How long is the head alive and conscious after it comes off, anyway?  |  IP: Logged Dave Williams Wet nipple scene Posts: 1836 From: Salt Lake City, UT, USA Registered: Jan 2000 posted 06-30-2004 11:59 PM                        I also will never die, having been in several near death experiences that would have killed lesser men, such as today when my wife nearly screwed me to death, giving me a near stroke as she did and sending me screaming in pain. ANyone else would have had thier head exploded like in scanners, by the way a very bad way to die. The best way to die as at my feet begging for your pitiful life while I whisper plattitudes of windsong whooshing quetly..... um.... yeah just die already. Ciao Dave  |  IP: Logged Darryl Spicer Film God Posts: 3250 From: Lexington, KY, USA Registered: Dec 2000 posted 07-01-2004 12:19 AM                    Worst way to die......Alone Best way to die.......with people you love around you.  |  IP: Logged Aaron Garman Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1470 From: Toledo, OH USA Registered: Mar 2003 posted 07-01-2004 01:52 AM                     quote: Brad Miller Egad, that's kind of selfish don't you think? And just how do you think your lover would be that next morning when it was found you were dead? What I meant was dying along with the one you love. You'd both die, together and enter the afterlife together. In otherwords, not dying alone. AJG  |  IP: Logged

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