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Author Topic: What is the Best/Worst Way to Die?
Wolff King Morrow
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quote: Gordon Hedges III
As a kid I stayed up late and watched a silent (I think) short about a filmmaker wrapping up his work. He put the film can aside and the can opened revealing film that was unwinding itself.
I saw that same short when I was a kid. I always wanted to find a copy of that, but I forgot what it was called or who made it.

Anyway, my take:

"The worst way would be for a bunch of old men to gather around me and start biting and eating me alive... First, they would tear off my clothes..."

Sorry, that was a line from Return of the Living Dead. Couldn't resist quoting "Trash" from it.

For the best way (if I had to): Getting stranded as the first human on Mars. You've got a few hours air supply and solitude on a planet to yourself.

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David Favel
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Two friends died in the weekend.
car crash, instant, however they died together.
High speed in a BMW.
Air bags went off, interior perfect but they wern't wearing seat belts.

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Gunnar Johansson
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Best way for me: immediately, and I don´t mean right now, I mean not prolonged.

Worst way for me has got to be one I read about on darwin awards. The guy really wanted to kill himself, so he´s on a high cliff on top of the ocean with a noose aroud his neck, a gun to his head and has swallowed a can of sleeping pills.

When he´s about to pull the trigger, he slips, shoots of the rope to hang him and crashes in to the sea, swallows sea water and has all of his pills come back up and gets rescued.

He died later in the hospital from hypothermia. He succeded but must have been disappointed a number of times in the process...

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Stephen Brown
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Worst Way

Getting your nuts caught in a combine harvester, now thats a way to die......

(What Movie is that line from??)

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John Pytlak
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Unfortunately, not always just in the movies: [Frown]

http://www.ohsu.edu/croet/face/reports/2003-19-01.pdf

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Farmer is killed when he falls beneath moving combine.
Summary
A 32-year-old farmer was killed when the combine he was operating ran over him. He had completed making initial adjustments to this machine and was just beginning to use it to harvest grass seed. Another worker operating a second combine in the same field witnessed the incident from a distance. The victim is reported to have exited the still moving combine and was observed walking slowly towards the rear of the machine as the combine continued to travel past him. The other operator and the victim’s father believe that he may have stepped off the machine to observe its operation or check on something. The victim fell under the left rear wheel and was crushed. The reason the victim fell remains undetermined but it is believed that he stumbled or tripped on the uneven ground.

http://www.public-health.uiowa.edu/face/Reports/REPORT-013.html

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Farmer Dies After Getting Caught In Auger Of A Combine Header -- Iowa.

Summary

An 84-year-old farmer was killed while cleaning dirt out of an old combine header. The victim was working alone combining beans in a remote field. He had purchased a used early 1970’s self-propelled combine the previous year. This was the first time he was using it in the field. He had difficulty operating the combine; it did not separate the beans properly and the cutting height was too high at times and too low in other places. The combine header on the left side had become clogged with field dirt while traveling too close to the ground. The farmer had apparently disengaged the header using a control lever in the cab, then climbed down and proceeded to clean the sickle and auger of dirt. He left the engine running because it had a bad battery. Apparently the header slipped into gear on its own while he was cleaning the dirt. The reel and auger had thrown him around to the right side and pulled his left leg into the auger. The chain driving the reel and auger broke while he was caught between the reel and auger leaving the sickle still running. He was found unconscious lying on the sickle with significant leg injury and loss of blood. An emergency crew used the jaws of life to cut through the reel to access the victim, but he died enroute to the hospital.


http://www.abe.iastate.edu/Safety/PDF/Fatalities98.pdf

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Phil Hill
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quote: Wolff King Morrow was the last to post
...a silent (I think) short about a filmmaker wrapping up his work. He put the film can aside and the can opened revealing film that was unwinding itself...
"Recorded Live" is a student film festival short made in the 1970/80's that had 2" video tape doing the stop-motion actions as was mentioned.

It's an excellent and very creative film.

>>> Phil

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Gracia L. Babbidge
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Joe - in response to your decapitation question - a severed head 'lives' (can still see & hear) for roughly 13 seconds.

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Leo Enticknap
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What evidence is there for this claim? Do you speak from personal experience?!

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John Pytlak
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Various opinions:

http://www.richard.clark32.btinternet.co.uk/guillotine.html

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The cause of death.
The person guillotined becomes unconscious very quickly and dies from shock and anoxia due to haemorrhage and loss of blood pressure within less than 60 seconds. It has often been reported that the eyes and mouths of people beheaded have shown signs of movement. It has been calculated that the human brain has enough oxygen stored for metabolism to persist about seven seconds after the supply is cut off. As in hanging the heart continues to beat for some time after decapitation.
Various experiments have been made on guillotined heads and generally seem to show that little consciousness remains after 2 - 5 seconds of separation from the body although some have concluded that the head retains feeling for much longer. Whatever the truth, guillotining is probably one of the least cruel methods of execution and yet one that has a high deterrent value because it is perceived as gruesome.


http://www.aarrgghh.com/no_way/beheading.htm

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A particularly detailed report comes from Dr. Beaurieux who, under perfect circumstances, experimented with the head of the murderer Languille, guillotined at 5.30 am on 28 June, 1905. (From A History of the Guillotine by Alister Kershaw. His source is Archives d'Anthropologie Criminelle, 1905):

Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds ... I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased.


The face relaxed, the lids half closed on the eyeballs, leaving only the white of the conjunctiva visible, exactly as in the dying whom we have occasion to see every day in the exercise of our profession, or as in those just dead.

It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: 'Languille!' I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions ... Next Languille's eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves ... After several seconds, the eyelids closed again, slowly and evenly, and the head took on the same appearance as it had had before I called out.

It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted and undeniably living eyes fixed themselves on mine with perhaps even more penetration than the first time. Then there was a further closing of the eyelids, but now less complete. I attempted the effect of a third call; there was no further movement and the eyes took on the glazed look which they have in the dead.

I have just recounted to you with rigorous exactness what I was able to observe. The whole thing had lasted twenty-five to thirty seconds.


Other ways you DON'T want to go:

http://aarrgghh.com/no_way/

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Josh Jones
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quote: Phil Hill
Please call me and let's talk... I have a pet duck...
So I suppose you also have goats, sheep and horses as well? [Wink]

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Phil Hill
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Nah, I don't like horses...they whisper...

>>> Phil

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Wolff King Morrow
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quote: Phil Hill
"Recorded Live" is a student film festival short made in the 1970/80's that had 2" video tape doing the stop-motion actions as was mentioned.

It's an excellent and very creative film.

>>> Phil

Thanks for the info! I did a little Google searching and found it is included as an extra on the "Tremors 4" DVD. I'd buy it just for the short.

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Phil Hill
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Thanks for the tip about "Recorded Live" being available on DVD. I have an old VHS of it I recorded off a PBS Short Film Festival broadcast way back in about 1978. Time to upgrade... [beer]

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Chris Byrne
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Never really thought that there was a 'best' way to die.

However two of the odder deaths I have been told about were:

1. A huge kangaroo flying through the windscreen of a car travelling on the highway. By the time the police arrived the guy had been opened from his throat all the way down to his pelvis by the kangaroo thrashing about. They had to shoot the roo, who was still in the back seat.

2. A horse came into an outback town saddled up with no rider. When the police were informed that there was a body in a tree on someone's property they went out to investigate.

The guy was entrenched in the tree with his head trapped in such a way that his neck was stretched beyond imagination. The sergeant said to his new recruit: "There are two options and I'll let you choose which one you want"

a. to cut off the guy's head.
b. to catch the body.

The recruit chose option A.

I questioned the guy as to why they couldn't just chop down the tree, however there is apparently some law that prevents police from destruction of private property. [Confused]

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