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Author Topic: Why I am Jealous of another Forum Member? Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 08-10-2004 07:07 PM                    Don B. would be my hero. For getting a cute young girl like Rachel to move cross country to be with him despite advancing decrepitude. (Don not Rachel! LOL) I want to emulate Don someday. I'm working on the decrepitude part first.  |  IP: Logged Don Bruechert Mmmmmmmmm, bird! Posts: 340 From: Manitowoc, WI, USA Registered: Jan 2003 posted 08-10-2004 07:53 PM                        I - I - I'm Speechless.... Decrepitude or whatever that was? Well, just the other day, Rachel had to wake me up from my nappy, and she brought me my cane so I could get up and go for a walk to the toilet, where, through the grace of the prune damish I had eaten earlier in the day, I was able to do something that had to do with the constitution, but I forget - damn, I must have forgotten to take my geritol again today. There are so many advantagesages to having her here - she can pull out the clumps of hair for me and apply the rogaine like a pro, now that she is becoming one of those cosmo- cosmo- ahhh, cosmonots - yeah, that's it... anyway... she is really a good hunny - she takes my teeth out every morning and polishes them up for me, pushes my hemohrroid back in, and sends me on my way to the senior center to play some shuffleboard with the other oldsters. Then she comes and picks me up later and takes me back to the my home - it's a good thing too because I never remember where I live that late in the day. Then I go to bed at 600 and it starts all over the next day... I think she stays with me because she feels sorry for me because I am so despicable... was that the word? I forget now... So she HAS to be my hero, because she is my favorite sandwich... Oh, and maybe Phil, because he has ferrets!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-10-2004 08:09 PM                  Don: Your post is f*cking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh...I needed it! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Ethan Harper E-dawggg!!! Posts: 325 From: Plano, TX, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 08-10-2004 08:28 PM                     Hmmmm...Let's see who am I jealous of: Joe: Because I hear that he has the biggest Will Smith collection ever seen. Brad: Because he has his own projector and owns his own "Digital" camera. I also heard that he has a Kinotone. Phil: Because he is an evil two headed monster who has pre-eminant plans of world domination and...Oh wait, that is not a second head, that's a parrot. Oh well, nevermind. Dwayne Caldwell: Because he does a great imitaion of Homer Simpson. He also has magic hands. Steve Kraus: Because he probably never shaves his beard. (I think I should grow a beard.) John Pytlak: Because he is smart. Steve Guttag: Because he is smart and uses big words. Leo Enticknap: Well not really, I am just trying to figure out which film he is looking at. Hmmmm anyone else I forgot I will get to later.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-10-2004 08:33 PM                  quote: Ethan Harper He also has magic hands. So Ethan, does your wife know about your feelings about Dwayne? >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Ethan Harper E-dawggg!!! Posts: 325 From: Plano, TX, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 08-10-2004 09:07 PM                     What's the matter Phil?,...Jealous??? HA! HAHA HA!! Get it? Jealous? Cuz the forum,... and the post and ahhhhhhh what a riot.  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 08-10-2004 09:10 PM                     Don't worry about it Ethan. Once we post the video of you riding your bike like you are in your picture, Phil will be jealous. (Ethan is nuts. He gets the bike running down the road, then he rigs the gas and "kicks back" into position and gives people the thumbs up as he rides by with his feet over the handlebars.)  |  IP: Logged Mike Olpin Chop Chop! Posts: 1852 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Jan 2002 posted 08-10-2004 09:32 PM                     Really?!? Well that makes me jealous of him!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-10-2004 09:37 PM                  quote: Ethan Harper What's the matter Phil?,...Jealous Nah, not at all.. I have more than I can handle right now! But your post does make me wonder... What's the matter Col Sanders? Chicken? (Hope to see ya this weekend!) >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Dave Williams Wet nipple scene Posts: 1836 From: Salt Lake City, UT, USA Registered: Jan 2000 posted 08-10-2004 09:52 PM                        Brad Miller Because he knows Joe Redifer Mark Gulbrandsen Because he has met so many cool people that aren't me. John Pytlak Because he is "cap code" and finally,,,, ME ... I am so jealous of me because I am soooo coool. oh yeah and lest I never forget... Thomas Procyk or however you spell that guys name, because he has the audacity to take me on in debate and still keeps his cool even when he KNOWS he cannot compete. CIAO Dave  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 08-10-2004 10:56 PM                        Actually Ethan can and does ride like Brad sez. On my last trip to TexASS, as I was getting into town, Ethan started cruisin' beside me on 635 at 80mhp. He was controlling the bike with his feet and gave me the thumbs up. He rode next to me all the way to Brad's place. He also escorted me out of town when I left (all the way to the DallASS border) riding like that. I wondered how Ethan knew exactly when I'd get in, but it turns out that Brad has him escort certain "cool" guests to his house as a courtesy.  |  IP: Logged Erick Akers Arse Kicker Posts: 201 From: Dallas, TX, USA Registered: May 2001 posted 08-11-2004 01:03 AM                     Chris, Dean, Up for a challenge? I am!!! The forum picture you are now witnessing, is about 6 months old, and is not representative! An unfortunate accident now finds me facially challenged!!! The Beard you have all been seeing, was in fact only two years old in the old pic. The newer picture was taken at 18 months of growth!!! So I now propose the following: Film-Tech's Arse Kickin Beard Growing Contest!!! Open to all men here! The rules are simple: 1. The contest would consist of a 90 day growth period. 2. Each contestant would be required to submit a time stamped before & after picture with a verified Film-Tech witness to keep everything fair. 3. The one with the longest well groomed beard wins. I dont have any prizes to put foreward, but maybe our Fearless Leaders would be willing to support the contest and offer something. I am willing to shave what remains of the beard and take on all who believe they have a chance!!! But I don't think anyone has the balls to step up and try As all would have to down before me!!! Erick  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-11-2004 01:07 AM                  Erick.. great new pic! Too cool! Is that a 10-gallon hat or are you just happy to see me? Seriously, like the pic! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 08-11-2004 01:36 AM                     Do ex beards count if so check out my pix in the century theatre lindsay in the warehouse by the zies/prevost 35/70 on a 70mm sword  |  IP: Logged Erick Akers Arse Kicker Posts: 201 From: Dallas, TX, USA Registered: May 2001 posted 08-11-2004 03:17 AM                     quote: Erick.. great new pic! Too cool! Is that a 10-gallon hat or are you just happy to see me? Seriously, like the pic! Thanks Phil, that means a lot! quote: Gordon McLeod Do ex beards count if so check out my pix in the century theatre lindsay in the warehouse by the zies/prevost 35/70 on a 70mm sword Nice try Gord, but... NO!!! I knew you would take the bait and respond Winter will soon be upon us; but very soon for you, and I know you're secretly wanting to grow a new one! Are you up to the challenge? How about anyone else? Michael Schaffer, you come from hardy German stock, how about it? Ladies, Wouldn't you like to see Brad sporting a Jet Black Goat? I think Phil would agree that it would add to Brad's Sex appeal!!!  |  IP: Logged

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