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Wolff King Morrow
Master Film Handler

Posts: 490
From: Denton, TX, USA
Registered: Feb 2004


 - posted 08-20-2004 02:35 AM      Profile for Wolff King Morrow   Author's Homepage   Email Wolff King Morrow   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I believe [beer] leads to [sex] , which leads to [sleep] and that's no [bs]

[thumbsup]

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Betsie Beadling
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 178
From: Fairfax, Virginia, USA
Registered: Sep 2000


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I belive that Jermy Fuentes guy
is actully picking his nose!!! [Eek!]

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Steve Kraus
Film God

Posts: 4094
From: Chicago, IL, USA
Registered: May 2000


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I believe that if my last name was Pending I would name kids Patrick and Patricia aka Pat Pending so they would own a good chunk of the world.

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Darryl Spicer
Film God

Posts: 3250
From: Lexington, KY, USA
Registered: Dec 2000


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I believe someone is selling a Mint condition Neumade Spicer in the equipment for sale section. [Big Grin] So I'm not worn out after all.

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Rachel Craven
Madam Moderator

Posts: 2190
From: Pensacola, FL
Registered: Dec 2000


 - posted 08-20-2004 12:15 PM      Profile for Rachel Craven   Email Rachel Craven   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote: Mark Gulbrandsen
I believe that Rach meant Mark, not Mike.....
I believe that when you type, even if you're thinking the right word, the wrong word comes out half the time.

I also believe that because that happens, half the people on this forum look smarter! [Wink]

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Ron Yost
Master Film Handler

Posts: 344
From: Paso Robles, CA
Registered: Aug 2003


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...but only half the time, Mme. Moderator. [Big Grin]

I believe in my erstwhile self.

Ron Yost

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John Lasher
Master Film Handler

Posts: 493
From: Newark, DE
Registered: Aug 2001


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I believe I will die in the gutter or in jail before my 35th birthday.

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Clint Koch
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: San Luis Obispo, CA, USA
Registered: Feb 2002


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I beleive Rock and Roll will live forever

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Mike Blakesley
Film God

Posts: 12767
From: Forsyth, Montana
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 08-20-2004 06:10 PM      Profile for Mike Blakesley   Author's Homepage   Email Mike Blakesley   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Somebody needs to transcribe track #8 of the new Jeff Foxworthy CD for this thread. (The track is called "I Believe.")

Of course that would mean someone would have to admit owning said CD.

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William Hooper
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1879
From: Mobile, AL USA
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 08-23-2004 02:15 AM      Profile for William Hooper   Author's Homepage   Email William Hooper   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I haven't heard the Foxworthy one, but people often quote from the one Steve Martin did on records, TV, etc. a while back
http://www.farid-hajji.net/fun/ge-ibelieve.html

It's actually a very old monologists' device. Monologists call themselves stand-up comics now, but the mechanism has been a standard schematic device through vaudeville, burlesque, revues, all the way back through monologists booked as singles as part of the bill at theatres through the centuries, to soliloquies from various clowns. It's in the box along with monologist structures like 'my story', etc.

There's a tight sort of restriction to the scope & number of monologist devices due to the restrictions of not being fed straight lines, not having a stage situation to react to, only being able to address the audience, etc.

Not a big Steve Martin fan, but you can usually find some good gags even if it's just in the writing in any large body of work:

"And people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage."

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Dave Williams
Wet nipple scene

Posts: 1836
From: Salt Lake City, UT, USA
Registered: Jan 2000


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I believe that frozen mini chocolate doughnuts are the answer to all of mankinds problems.

Ciao

Dave

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Dick Vaughan
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1032
From: Bradford, West Yorkshire, UK
Registered: Jul 2000


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I believe that the amount of rain that has fallen on the UK during the month of August exceds the generally held total of all water on the planet Earth! [Frown]

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Dean Kollet
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 591
From: Florida State University
Registered: Jul 2003


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I believe that sand is overrated

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Mike Blakesley
Film God

Posts: 12767
From: Forsyth, Montana
Registered: Jun 99


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I believe the most important invention in the history of the world is WIRE.

Almost nothing in the modern world would be possible without it.

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Erick Akers
Arse Kicker

Posts: 201
From: Dallas, TX, USA
Registered: May 2001


 - posted 08-23-2004 08:47 PM      Profile for Erick Akers   Email Erick Akers   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I believe somewhere, there's a Dr. Ben Dover Proctologist!

I know for a fact, that my former insurance agent's name was Richard(Call me Dick) Hare! [Big Grin]

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