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Author Topic: Massage Parlor Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-21-2006 09:51 PM                     quote: Michael Schaffer How come I don't get invited? Oh yes, that's right, you don't want them to know how good looking white boys can really be. Michael, you saying I am ugly or not white? What are you insinuating here? The reason I did't invite you is because these girls came to our apartment the other night and got on my computer. This thread is my home page and they read it! They will now proceed to hunt you down and kick your ass! No exciting pictures tonight, so all you get is a pic of my girlfriend taken a few years before we met. Later, Rick  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-22-2006 12:08 AM                        quote: Richard Hamilton Michael, you saying I am ugly or not white? Both, I guess. quote: The reason I did't invite you is because these girls came to our apartment the other night and got on my computer. This thread is my home page and they read it! I should have thought of that. Since they are shadowing you for the Chinese secret service, I am pretty sure they knew what's going on on your computer anyway.  |  IP: Logged Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-22-2006 12:25 AM                     Michael, I am pretty sure they are still going to kick your ass Fuck that secret service shit........oh fuck, someone is knocking on the door as I type this...gotta go  |  IP: Logged Charles Greenlee Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 801 From: Savannah, Ga, U.S. Registered: Jun 2006 posted 07-22-2006 01:08 AM                        And the line goes dead...... Outside you see an old Chinese man, with the stereotypical cone hat and a pair of MIB style sunglasses, with a giant pair of novelty scissors cutting the line. ..... Meanwhile, back at the boneless chicken ranch......  |  IP: Logged Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-22-2006 08:35 PM                     O.K., not an exciting night last night. I overslept and missed the subway, so I couldn't go see the band. So we walked around the "real" China, and the only pic I have is of me cooking. I have a date with Jen, the "chick in the red shirt" tonight, so I will try to get some drunken naked pics for all you pervs , but don't think I won't enjoy doing it I don't think this place would pass any health inspections, but the food was damn good! And the bare lightbulb just hanging was classic. Later, Rick  |  IP: Logged Matt Fields Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 545 From: Ohio, United States Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-23-2006 12:34 AM                     Rick- I know this doesn't involve drunk, naked women...but what are the theatres like in China?  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-23-2006 01:19 AM                     How do you know that theaters in China don't have drunk, naked women?  |  IP: Logged Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-23-2006 01:27 AM                     Matt, When I was in Changchun, which is a city of about 8 million people, I only saw one theater. It was a single screen in the middle of other businesses. I took pictures, but the TSA stole my camera that trip. It was an older, about 300 seat single. The projectors were an older Chinese brand, and they had a CP-50 I think. I could not find any other theaters there, which is surprising because film is their main industry in that city. I have not seen a theater here in Shen Zhen. I just asked my friend and she is new to this city and doesn't know where any are. People talk about Pirated DVD's, but think about it, a city of 8 million people and only one screen. I am sure there are more, but they aren't that common. I watched Spiderman2 there and we had to bring in our own food and drinks. They didn't sell concessions. Here you go, a handfull of the movies I bought the other night. The shop is supposed to have a copy of "little man" for me tonight! Are the film studios losing money because I bought these? I don't buy or rent movies when I am in the States. Later, Rick  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-23-2006 04:07 AM                        quote: Richard Hamilton Are the film studios losing money because I bought these? Yes, they are. However, the import into China of such movies as Episodes I-III, Scary Movie, or any Jean-Claude Van Damme or Adam Sandler movie serves the strategically very important purpose of dumbing down the Chinese people so they are less of an economic threat to the Western World. By supporting these imports, you did your patriotic duty. (And indeed by simply being there and making your very own personal contribution to dumbing them down.)  |  IP: Logged Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-23-2006 04:46 AM                     Michael, I corrupt their young girls every night! I really don't think they are losing money from me buying DVDs here. I haven't payed to see a movie in over 20 years. I would not buy or rent any of these movies in the states. I only buy them here because they are less than a buck apiece. And it gives me something to do when I am not out chasing hookers around, there aren't any good t.v. stations here  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-23-2006 04:53 AM                        You should use that time to learn Chinese rather than killing off your remaining brain cells with Van Damme movies.  |  IP: Logged Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-23-2006 05:18 AM                     "oh baby that feels good! Can you bring me a beer?"  |  IP: Logged Matt Fields Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 545 From: Ohio, United States Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-23-2006 08:14 AM                     Thanks for the info...you have to wonder why they don't have more screens. - Matt  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 07-23-2006 08:23 AM                        Richard, who is taking all of these pictures of you?  |  IP: Logged Richard Hamilton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1341 From: Evansville, Indiana Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-23-2006 08:40 AM                     Joe, my cousin/business partner is taking the pictures. I don't trust the little commies enough to hand them my camera and ask them to take a pic of me! Shit, sorry if I crossed any boundaries with that remark, but Mark G got me paranoid. Later, Rick  |  IP: Logged

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