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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-05-2010 11:21 PM                        Love your enemies and drive them nuts! The late great Brother Dave Gardner  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 04-06-2010 01:52 AM                     Oh, I've got one for ya'. What? Frog. Why?? Because you're always hoppin' around! And you're kinda cute like a frog...and...I'd like to jump ya'.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-06-2010 03:17 AM                        Is a frog's ass watertight?  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 04-06-2010 09:26 AM                        I'm gonna bah-be-cue yo ass in molasses!!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-06-2010 11:35 AM                        Times are tough. I had to sell my tools. That's tough when you're a brain surgeon!  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 04-06-2010 04:44 PM                     I've been told that women get turned on by sugar... ..so if they use Nutra-Sweet, does that mean they're faking it?  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-06-2010 05:40 PM                        I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 04-06-2010 07:34 PM                     Now...lady in a wedding gown... Yes sir? Get in a car? Yes sir... See who drivin'? No sir... License plates? Yes sir...er, Georgia plates...er...BAN-ONE...er...B-A-N-d-d-dash, O-N-E. Fine, now you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrives...might be some vandals around who wanna steal something, so you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car...and don't go home...don't go to eat...and don't play with yourselves...wouldn't look nice on the highway. Oh, you can think about it, but don't do it.  |  IP: Logged Gracia L. Babbidge Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 709 From: Bowdoin, Maine Registered: Aug 2000 posted 04-07-2010 12:28 AM                        One day a friend who at the time was working at a day program for mentally challenged folk, was venting to me... There are times when I'd like to look at one of 'em and say "I know you're retarded, but you're not stupid!"  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 04-07-2010 12:51 AM                     If there's one thing I've learned walking these city streets, it's that even rats have a use.... ....and I don't mean hot dog ingredients, either.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 04-07-2010 04:05 AM                  ...he may have rotting food somewhere underneath his bed.  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 04-07-2010 04:39 AM                     I may look like me but that's just a coincidence.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 04-07-2010 05:13 AM                  You take the fun out of dysfunctional.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 04-07-2010 05:17 AM                     Wild thing...you make my heart sing.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-07-2010 11:45 AM                        I put the fun in dysfunctional.  |  IP: Logged

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