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Author Topic: The last person who posts here wins (part 2) Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 03-23-2011 10:28 PM                        "What the heck is a Schoolbook Repository?" Gov. John Connally asked as they drove by, he misreading the Texas Schoolbook Depository sign minutes before the assination.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-24-2011 02:25 PM                        "You, sir, are illiterate." "I am NOT....my parents were MARRIED!"  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 03-25-2011 11:51 AM                        Don't Bogart that joint, my friend.  |  IP: Logged Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 03-25-2011 01:49 PM                     If a tree falls on me in the forest, and nobody is there to see it, will I still be dead?  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-25-2011 04:48 PM                     No, it isn't dead until somebody comes along and sees it lying dead on the ground.  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 03-25-2011 04:54 PM                     Q. Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A. It was dead. Q. Why did the tree fall over? A. The koala wouldn't let go.  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 03-25-2011 07:38 PM                        It's only a gambling problem if you are loosing.  |  IP: Logged Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 03-25-2011 07:38 PM                     A wise man once said to me, "What's happening, man?" I replied, "Don't YOU know. You're the wise man?" He looked at me, shrugged his shoulders and said, "What do you want from me, huh? It's my day off!"  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-26-2011 08:51 AM                        Another day, setting up for CinemaCon in the Colosseum at Caesars...  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-26-2011 11:42 PM                     Never make eye contact while eating a banana.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-27-2011 02:01 AM                        The planet is fine! The people are fucked.  |  IP: Logged Mitchell Dvoskin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1869 From: West Milford, NJ, USA Registered: Jan 2001 posted 03-28-2011 09:59 AM                     Today is only yesterday's tomorrow...  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 03-29-2011 06:19 PM                        GUTS - A young man arrives home late one night after a night out with the guys, carousing and drinking and is met by his wife holding a broom. GUTS is being able to look at her without flinching and say "Hey, are you still cleaning or are you thinking of flying somewhere?" BALLS - A young man comes home, again after a late night of carousing out with the boys, this time smelling of cheap perfume and beer, sporting lipstick on his collar and questionable stains around his fly. BALLS is being able to walk up to his wife and whack her hard on the ass and say, "Ok....down on all fours, Porky, you're next." WUSS is not having the guts or the balls to explain the above definitions to the wife.  |  IP: Logged Tony Bandiera Jr Film God Posts: 3067 From: Moreland Idaho Registered: Apr 2004 posted 03-29-2011 07:00 PM                     182 to go and I'm still gay.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-30-2011 01:54 AM                     quote: Mitchell Dvoskin Today is only yesterday's tomorrow... If this week was next week last week would that make this week last week next week?  |  IP: Logged

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