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Author Topic: Osama bin Laden is dead Rick Raskin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1100 From: Manassas Virginia Registered: Jan 2003 posted 05-02-2011 03:05 PM                     Chalk up another win for the Navy Seals. It is indeed a good day.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-02-2011 03:40 PM                     quote: Frank Angel They say he was "buried" at sea in deference to Islamic burial law. I say he didn't deserve that dignity. The people who he had incinerated didn't get to be buried according to THEIR religious rituals. Cut off his pecker and put it in his mouth. Cut off his head and stuff it up his ass. Feed him to a herd of hungry pigs. Let them digest their meal and shit it out. Scoop up the shit, kill the pigs and put everything, pigs, shit and all, into an industrial meat grinder. Dump the resulting soup in a large oil tank and let anybody whose relatives were killed in New York City take a piss in the tank. When everybody is done pissing, douse everything with crude oil, stir it with an old canoe paddle, set it on fire until it burns to ashes. Douse the smoldering ashes with stale beer, pave it over with concrete and plant a giant American flag in the center of it all. Paint lines on the pavement and let people park their cars on it for free but only if they were born in the USA. Did I leave anything out?  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 05-02-2011 04:13 PM                        ....what Randy said. And no, Randy, you didn't leave anything out, although I would save half the content, put the other half in a tanker with a dust sprayer apparatus and let it sit and ferment for a coupla months until the rank smell is so bad it will knock people out, and then do a fly-over over all the known Taleban and al queada, er....al-qaida....or uh....al-qa'ida, (and no, they don't get capital letters) training camps and strong holds and just let it loose. Drop flyers along with it: "PIG-FACE COMIN' AT YA AND HE'S ALL YOURS, ASSHOLES! COMPLIMENTS OF THE USofA"  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-02-2011 04:40 PM                     How about we throw the pig shit into a corn field. Use it to fertilize a nice, big crop of corn then harvest the grain, bag it up in big bags with American flags emblazoned on them and send it all to Pakistan. The grain would be free but they would pay the shipping cost.  |  IP: Logged Tom Petrov Five Guys Lover Posts: 1121 From: El Paso, TX Registered: Jan 2003 posted 05-02-2011 05:04 PM                    In all seriousness: I am reading the whole saga over at CNN.com All the talk about courier, trailing him back to a compound he can't afford, burying their trash, no phone, no intenet etc etc...then the helicopters arrive, take him out, drop him in the sea....a movie about this would be pretty damn good.  |  IP: Logged Bill Enos Film God Posts: 2081 From: Richmond, Virginia, USA Registered: Apr 2000 posted 05-02-2011 06:08 PM                     Until I see a picture of the dead son of a bitch I don't believe for a second that he's dead. Remember, so far this is all government bullshit.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-02-2011 06:18 PM                        Sounds like either Michael Bay or Oliver Stone should be getting a phone call any day now. I fail to see what good "faking this" would cause. Sure it's a feather in the president's cap but like I said above, if it was a political move it's about 8 months early. If Bin Laden really is dead, the popularity "bump" for the president will fade long before the election (gas prices will be back in the forefront of the news next week); and if it does turn out to be not true, then his re-election chances are shot to hell. And, if it's really NOT true, there's a whole 1.5 years to prove it -- which wouldn't be that hard in this day and age.  |  IP: Logged Hillary Charles Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 748 From: York, PA, USA Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-02-2011 07:02 PM                     Do you realize how stupid we'd look if Bin Laden sends a tape to Al Jazeera holding up one of today's newspapers like Harry Truman? We may never know the full story, but I feel confident that this news means we won't be hearing from him again.  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 05-02-2011 07:09 PM                     quote: DING DONG THE ASSHOLE IS DEAD! If it's set to the tune of that song from The Wizard of Oz I think "ding dong the dick is dead" sounds a little better. Right number of syllables anyway.  |  IP: Logged Tom Petrov Five Guys Lover Posts: 1121 From: El Paso, TX Registered: Jan 2003 posted 05-02-2011 07:34 PM                    quote: Mike Blakesley fail to see what good "faking this" would cause. I don't think that there is any doubt that he was killed, however, everything else about the whole story could be manipulated. -45 minute gun fight -hiding behind his wife -close the Pakistani Army Academy -Navy Seals -Pakistan Gov had no idea -the courier Any of the details can be faked. It seems like they knew he was there for a while.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-02-2011 08:06 PM                        But again, I ask...what good would any of that do? And of course they knew he was there for a while....real life isn't like a movie where Bruce Willis shows up and starts blazing away with a machine gun. The dude is gone, let's feel good about that, but remember we're still going to have to take our stupid shoes off at the airports, so his legacy lives on.  |  IP: Logged Tom Petrov Five Guys Lover Posts: 1121 From: El Paso, TX Registered: Jan 2003 posted 05-02-2011 08:09 PM                    Mike-The whole point is propaganda. The whole "buried" at sea this is TOTAL propaganda constructed for those who follow Islam. Also, the Military saying "oh we planned a proper burial" etc etc. Total wagging the dog whether any of it is true or not. The leaders of Iran or Libya sure are watching this. I for one believe that they still have his body.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-02-2011 08:53 PM                        You still didn't answer the "why." I can't think of any reason why they would keep the body but tell people it was buried at sea. Why would they want to keep it? It's not like they need to run tests to determine he was an evil murdering bastard.  |  IP: Logged Tom Petrov Five Guys Lover Posts: 1121 From: El Paso, TX Registered: Jan 2003 posted 05-02-2011 09:03 PM                    Mike-Same reason that they have Alien bodies but don't tell us. Perhaps in a 1000 years, technology will allow us to revive dead people.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 05-02-2011 10:01 PM                     For the same reason the Russians hid the whereabouts of Hitler's body after WWII.  |  IP: Logged

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