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Author Topic: Couples Having Sex In The Theater Will Kutler Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1506 From: Tucson, AZ, USA Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-28-2004 06:54 PM                     Speakin of hot dogs...I think I posted this elsewhere, but have forgotten. In the USAF, Squadrons generally have snack-bars, with the funds going towards things like Squadron picnics and mwr related stuff around the barraks. Norton AFB had two snack-bars in the hangar, one for the EMS squadron, and the other for AGS. Well, one day the airman assigned to the EMS snack-bar for the day was supposed to be on his lunch brake, and had the snack-bar locked up. As it turned out, one of the EMS CMSgts had to get into the snack bar. Upon opening it, the Chief cought the airman with a frozen weenie up his backside while spankin'da'monkey to a porn magazine! Needless to say the airman was courts-martialed, the EMS snack-bar never rebounded, and everyone made it a point to tease the Cheif on a regular basis!  |  IP: Logged Rhys M. Blavier Film Handler Posts: 13 From: Richardson, Texas, USA Registered: Jul 2004 posted 07-28-2004 07:07 PM                     quote: Steve Kraus There seems to be a pent-up demand. I suppose all sorts of laws would be broken if a theatre sort of said, wink wink, do whatever you want at certain specific late night shows, same way as there are special morning shows for mommies (or daddies) with babies and toddlers. We never really minded what went on in the theatre as long as no one else was bothered, but as for permitting any sort of regular or larger-scale activity, in the early 80s, when we still showed midnites, we showed ours on Fri. and Sat. and an independent theatre down the road (which were on good tems with) showed X-rated midnites on Thu - Sat, so on Thu several of us would go over there, help them out and then sit up in the balcony (no patrons) watching and laughing and having a good time. Nothing was permitted in the theatre during the grode flicks (as they were called) and as the theatre was directly across the street from the campus and usually sold out (to couples) it wasn't like a 42nd Street porn theatre environment. Other than an occassion girl taking off her top or something, we had less happen during the porn flicks than we did during the regular features or our own midnites (which were not porn).  |  IP: Logged Robert L. Fischer Expert Film Handler Posts: 145 From: Montreal, Quebec Registered: May 2004 posted 07-29-2004 04:30 AM                    quote: Upon opening it, the Chief cought the airman with a frozen weenie up his backside while spankin'da'monkey to a porn magazine! Well, scientific fact tells us where a man's "G-spot" is.  |  IP: Logged Joshua Waaland Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 800 From: Cleveland, Ohio Registered: Dec 1999 posted 07-29-2004 06:59 AM                     I once was checking theaters late on a weeknight to determine if anyone was in the theaters so I could shut off the bulbs. I walked in one theater and saw two teenagers laying on the floor while another boy sat by and watched them go at it. They were only about 13-14! Another time I walked in our biggest theater and found a drunk guy totally passed out in the aisle. He had actually started in the theater acroos from that one with his buddy but got up to go to the bathroom and got lost going back. HA! One more story that happened but was not in a theater. My buddy and I were walking through some woods by a river looking for snakes (he collected reptiles and we skipped school that day as usual) and got a good peep show. He almost stepped on a snake and we watched it slither away and off the edge of the 20' high cliff we were on. When we looked over to see where it went we saw two people below going at it "doggy style" with a video camera laying on a log. We continued walking and eventually turned around to go back to our car. At some point we got ahead of them and they walked by us and we laughed our butts off. I think they knew we saw them. These woods were very well known for this type of stuff happening so much so that the town finally made the property off limits. Weirdest thing I ever saw.  |  IP: Logged Dominic Espinosa Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1172 From: California, U.S.A. Registered: Jan 2004 posted 08-02-2004 02:03 PM                     One of our projectionists at Wallace used to have a knack for catching people getting it on...Often I'd walk up stairs and find him pressed up against a port window curled over the top of the projector peering through the glass. My favorite was in the back row of Drumline there was two people in the 5th row and 2 in the back. You coudln't see the girls head in the back..well, the back of it since it was in this guys lap...Funiest part though was that the girl in the 5th row got up, walked over the seats to the back and handed the head giver a phone...She sat stradling a seat back talking on it for about 3 minutes until the manager on duty went in and rattled his keys... My favorite though is when we caught an assistant manager from the competition across town in a late show of Atlantis waxing his own carrot while his girlfriend sat by topless...After discovery he left the theater. A week later when the GM across town started teasing him for it he quit there too. The worst one though was when a manager let slip durring an orientation that they'd gotten it on in the theater they were currently walking through...  |  IP: Logged

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