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Author Topic: Famous Quotes Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-14-2006 02:39 PM                        Rated G "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." --Groucho Marx  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-15-2006 06:34 AM                        Rated G "There are no whole truths; all truths are half- truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil." - Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947) English mathematician & philosopher  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-15-2006 08:17 AM                        Rated G To Get What You Want "If you want what you've never had, you must do what you've never done." Thanks to: Dan St-Gabriel de Brandon Canada  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-17-2006 12:19 PM                        Rated G "The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." - Joseph Heller(1923 - ) US novelist  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-18-2006 07:26 AM                        Rated G "The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." - Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) 40th president of US  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-19-2006 07:47 AM                        Rated G "Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing." - Randy K. Milholland  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-19-2006 09:22 AM                        Rated G Lorraine "Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler." Albert Einstein  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-20-2006 06:29 AM                        Rated G "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal American Actor  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-20-2006 01:08 PM                        Rated G Lorraine "I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me." --Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-21-2006 08:13 AM                        Rated G "What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance." --Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-21-2006 08:50 AM                        Rated G Lorraine "The solution to adult problems tomorrow depends on large measure upon how our children grow up today." --Margaret Mead  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-22-2006 07:41 AM                        Rated G "There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality." - Pablo Picasso(1881 - 1973) Spanish Cubist painter  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-22-2006 08:30 AM                        Rated G Lorraine "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news." --Bertolt Brecht  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-24-2006 10:05 AM                        Rated G "Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." - Dame Edna Everage (1934 - ) Australian Comedian  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 02-27-2006 08:09 AM                        Rated G "I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street." -- Virginia Woolf(1882 - 1941) English novelist  |  IP: Logged

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