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Author Topic: RUNNING THREAD-The history of Film-Tech Ethan Harper E-dawggg!!! Posts: 325 From: Plano, TX, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 07-25-2001 11:17 AM                     Came out yelling and firing. Not realizing that he had very little ammo left (due to the many rounds that he dispursed at the Technicolor depo) He fired his last shot. As the bullet was flying in mid-air towards George's head (ala any John Woo Shot) one of the guards dressed in Imperials clothing jumped in front of the bullet screaming from the top of his lungs,"NOO SAA! WATCHSA OUTSA!" at that the bullet then entered the guards head and the guard fell down to the floor dead. George Lucas then looked down with great pity for his guard. Pulled off his mask only to reveal it was Jar Jar Binks. George Lucas now laughing turned to Brad and said,"Thanks, he was really starting to annoy me". Brad, now more frustrated then ever, wanting vengeance for his Laptop, he proceeded to call his good friend and long time super hero Scott Norwood. "HE DID WHAT?!?" asked Scott. "Ill be right over!". At that, Scott turned off his favorite Sean Connery movie (his personal hero) leaped into the air and flew off. Still waiting for Scott Norwood to arrive at any second, Bill Gates came busting in through the wall. With a huge goofy grin on his face he looked at Brad and said,"Hi Brad, Im Bill Gates. I have been sent here to destroy you by George. Oh well time to die." Inching himself closer and closer to Brad with arms ready to strangle, his eyes turning laser red, Huge goofy smile came to 5 cm away from Brad's neck when all of the sudden... ------------------ --"That's my story and i'm sticking to it!"--  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-25-2001 11:51 AM                        Brad spotted a small bottle on the floor in front of him. He bent down to pick it up and a vapor spilled forth putting him to sleep. As he slept a strange metamorphesis took place his nose started to grow and grow and he awoke in the body of............  |  IP: Logged John Schulien Expert Film Handler Posts: 206 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: Nov 1999 posted 07-25-2001 12:47 PM                     ... the decapitated Jar Jar Binks. With his last remaining strength, he thrust his arm through the dead Gungan's throat, and peeled himself out of the stomach cavity, dripping with goo. "Oh jeez", he thought, I must be back in that weird dream. The smell of death overpowered his now comically oversized nose, and ...  |  IP: Logged Ethan Harper E-dawggg!!! Posts: 325 From: Plano, TX, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 07-25-2001 12:51 PM                     Mothra.. The evil Mothra arose screraming and shrieking. It flew up in the air and swooped down towards Brad shooting red frikkin lasers out of its eyes towards Brad. Brad now stumbling around ducking for cover finds a bottle of Filmguard. He then opens the bottle and proceeds to drink it (Popeye theme music now playing). Brad finishes the bottle and flexes his bicep. Just then Scott Norwood comes flying in through the busted wall, knocking down Mothra Gates as he was mere inches from hitting Brad in the Mommy Daddy button. Then much to their dismay... ------------------ --"That's my story and i'm sticking to it!"--  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-25-2001 03:11 PM                        Some "Fump" fell out of the mommy/Daddy button and blew across the floor into some spilled Coke. It started to fester and it started to grow it became like a pod from the "Body snatchers" Brad seeing the growth before his very eyes started to cry. He was scared, his hands were shaking and he stood in a puddle of.............  |  IP: Logged John Pytlak Film God Posts: 9987 From: Rochester, NY 14650-1922 Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-25-2001 04:18 PM                        ...the metabolized FilmGuard that he had just drunk... ------------------ John P. Pytlak, Senior Technical Specialist Worldwide Technical Services, Entertainment Imaging Eastman Kodak Company Research Labs, Building 69, Room 7419 Rochester, New York, 14650-1922 USA Tel: 716-477-5325 Cell: 716-781-4036 Fax: 716-722-7243 E-Mail: john.pytlak@kodak.com Web site: http://www.kodak.com/go/motion  |  IP: Logged Darryl Spicer Film God Posts: 3250 From: Lexington, KY, USA Registered: Dec 2000 posted 07-25-2001 08:20 PM                    ...When Scott Norwood grabs Brad and pulls him out of the puddle of now lethal metabolized filmguard. Just as a live high voltage wire dangleing from the cieling hits the puddle and explodes with great intensity hurling them both thru a wall into a....  |  IP: Logged Will Kutler Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1506 From: Tucson, AZ, USA Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-25-2001 08:28 PM                     Onto a platter containing the only print of George Lucase's new trillion dollar film. But the film is alive, and starts to engulf him, then............  |  IP: Logged Aaron Sisemore Flaming Ribs beat Reeses Peanut Butter Cups any day! Posts: 3061 From: Rockwall TX USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 07-25-2001 10:17 PM                     ...Brad quickly notices the platter that they and the killer print are sitting on is a CFS Super Platter, and quickly grabs ahold of the feed arm in the brain, throws the switch into feed mode and hangs on for dear life as he, Scott and the killer print begin to spin wildly, soon the print begins to slide around and then Brad tells Scott to hang on and the count One...Two...Three! and they both grab the platter tree as the killer print sails off of the smooth dished surface of the Super, where it...  |  IP: Logged Darryl Spicer Film God Posts: 3250 From: Lexington, KY, USA Registered: Dec 2000 posted 07-25-2001 11:48 PM                    ....lands next to Bob Maar telling one of his many many jokes. As we all know only Bob could save the day with his joke telling, but...  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-26-2001 09:25 AM                        ....but it was an imposter made up to look like me. As Brad and Scott went sliding across the floor the wall suddenly opened wide and they slid at high speed out of the building and they were on the 78th floor....is this the end......can they survive the fall?  |  IP: Logged Darryl Spicer Film God Posts: 3250 From: Lexington, KY, USA Registered: Dec 2000 posted 07-26-2001 09:32 AM                    yesssssssssss....it just so happend that Brad had on his trusty perachute that could hold two people. So they slowly floated down to the street below were they encountered...  |  IP: Logged John Pytlak Film God Posts: 9987 From: Rochester, NY 14650-1922 Registered: Jan 2000 posted 07-26-2001 10:30 AM                        ...a reporter doing a "man on the street" interview about movie theatres. Sensing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, as Brad and Scott landed, they shouted to the reporter... ------------------ John P. Pytlak, Senior Technical Specialist Worldwide Technical Services, Entertainment Imaging Eastman Kodak Company Research Labs, Building 69, Room 7419 Rochester, New York, 14650-1922 USA Tel: 716-477-5325 Cell: 716-781-4036 Fax: 716-722-7243 E-Mail: john.pytlak@kodak.com Web site: http://www.kodak.com/go/motion  |  IP: Logged Ethan Harper E-dawggg!!! Posts: 325 From: Plano, TX, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 07-26-2001 10:36 AM                     VIDEO SUCKS! At that point they thought they were safe, then as they turned around they watched the reporter morphed back to its original state. It turns out that the reporter was really one of Joes crazy Morphs. He picked up the crew's camera. Held back to take a swing at Scott and Brad ... ------------------ --"That's my story and i'm sticking to it!"--  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-26-2001 12:19 PM                        Sensing danger Brad's bud leaves his booth and races for his car. He is thinking to himself, with tears rolling down his cheeks, he is worried for Brad and Scott. As opens the car door, he sneezes and the force from the mighty nose blows him to.........  |  IP: Logged

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